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I thought that idoit was left handed?
Southpaws DO NOT wear a watch on their left hand!
What a maroon!

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Yep, it sure is. Flame on!!!

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He’s also leaning forward in order not to dribble the beer on his shirt.

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At least he gets her drunk before he fu@ks her.
The rest of us…dry and sober!
OUCH!

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Ah, the Quiff in Chief

…another first.

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How much you wanna bet that it’s a glass full of near-beer?

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He dosen’t look as happy as when he was downing a pint of Guinness with his gae lic friends in Ireland.

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Cut the girly man some slack. He’s trying to impress. I can’t keep going. hahahaha roflmao

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At least he’s holding a beer, and not a mirror and straw.

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If it is I don’t want to see it. He can’t even drink a beer like a real man. And what’s with the forearm?

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only when reggie is around.

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This is obviously not her first rodeo. He’s still trying to figure this out. They don’t do the social drinking thing in Kenya.

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He’s thinking: I know how jealous everyone is of me, my good looks, and my power. I hope my taster has tested this beverage.

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The gal next to him looks like she knows how to do more than just sucking down some beer.

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I’ll bet the watch is a Rolex and that’s just about the only nigga’ bling he can flaunt. I’d like to see him with his(Trayvone)son’s grill! I know somebody can Photoshop that boy right.

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too bad, he wasn’t using his sippy-cup and curly straw

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you know he secretly despises her.

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My taxes bought his beer. I hope it’s warm and curiously salty.

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@Geoff C. — He’s using his right arm to steady him from inhaling the beer fumes. He’s used to choom and his friend Teddy’s Chivas Regal.

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Oh, and the pinky is up. Gay.

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What is that other hand doing? It almost looks like he is steadying himself on the other woman in the picture.

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Stranded I meant his left arm, it looks like he has muck on it, is he a vet that forgot to wash after cleaning out a cow.

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What a wuss! If the beer was from the tap he’d be drinking it out of a mug. Best way to drink a cold one is right out of the bottle!!!

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This site is a nest angry republicans still mad at loosing the election to a back man. This is priceless. Lol. Keep chocking on it. Lol.

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Yap, neo, that’s all you’ve got innit? Accusations of racism and your dictionary of commonly misspelled English words.

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@ nEo- Obumfuk is a “back” man, alright. More of a “backside” man, actually.

And we’d love nothing better than to “loose” him Nov. 6th, or sooner if possible.

And my plane is well-chocked. Yours?

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Umm. Ladies (and Barak) –

Ever watch a barmaid WASH a used glass? Do you think a double dip in water (even if one of the tubs is sudsy) actually CLEANS it? Ever find lipstick on the glass he/she gave YOU?

OTOH, a freshly-uncapped beer bottle is not just clean, it’s STERILE. For that matter, even a beer CAN will only have a little dust on it, and not even that if it came out of ice or the barmaid though to wipe off the condensation.

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This is how we sip our beer. At least Hillary knows how to chug a brew.

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From his frown to his right hand placed on her shoulder, he’s saying, “Slow down, I’m looking like a wuss.”

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nEo – NEVER ELECT OBAMA

thanks neo. needed a new mantra

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He must be buying his beer out of his own pocket for a change, since draft is usually cheaper than bottled…

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Why the furrowed brow?
Because he’s as uncomfortable as Moose in a china shop.
The way he’s holding that glass you’d think it was the first time he’d ever seen one. And why is it that every time he tries to get down with the unwashed masses, it comes off as phony to the core.
It’s just too precious.

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Hell, even his shirt is gay.

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Or is that a blouse?

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It’s a wonder he didn’t drink it with a straw.

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And besides that beer is flat. Nothing like a little head, on a beer, that is.

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His pinky is up.

Hers is down.

And I’ll bet she could beat him both arm-wrestling and on the court.

Clinton was our only black president; The Won® is our first gay president.

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That’s not beer he’s drinking. That’s Barney Frank’s piss left over from that Big Fat Gay Wedding this weekend.

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