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“Journalists say a thing they know isn’t true, in the hope that if they say it long enough it will be true.”

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  1. Gvii

    July 7th, 2012

    Wow. Probably the first time, and last time, that bathtub boy ever spoke the truth.

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  2. scribble

    July 7th, 2012

    Wow! Someone who fulfilled their high school yearbook goal.

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  3. scribble

    July 7th, 2012

    They forgot to add to his activities list that he took care of the 2 school mascot caterpillars by keeping them on his forehead.

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  4. Stevo

    July 7th, 2012

    Safe bet he had either a Wedgie (possibly Atomic,) or a Swirlie in Jr. / Sr. High.

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  5. old_oaks

    July 7th, 2012

    Still looks like a douchebag to me?

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  6. Alxandro

    July 7th, 2012

    ….if they say it long enough
    -they will be fired.

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  7. Sarthurk

    July 7th, 2012

    I remember that guy! He was an asshole!

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  8. Diogenes

    July 7th, 2012

    Even back then he looked like a pompous dick!

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  9. Gvii

    July 7th, 2012

    @Diogenes How does that old saying go? You are what you eat? I think that fits him to a Tee… :-)

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  10. scribble

    July 7th, 2012

    Judging by his hair in his HS photo, his journalism hero was Tom Snyder.

    http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=tom+snyder&qpvt=tom+snyder&FORM=IGRE

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  11. Toaster

    July 7th, 2012

    Yeah, pretty bad photo and scary quote considering the BShe used dished out.

    There’s another bad HS yearbook photo floating around of David “the Red” Axlerod her really looks like a dirtbag Comunist.

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  12. harbqll

    July 7th, 2012

    I think my favorite part is that he was on the baseball team during his Freshman year, but during Sophomore year he was “Varsity Baseball Statistician”, and had ZERO actual sports entries after that.

    Note also, all of his entries for news bullshit clubs began in Sophomore and Junior years.

    My hypothesis: Lil Keefie demonstrated during his Freshman year that he was unable to actually play sports…so he spent the next three 3 years as a jock-sniffing “sport reporter”.

    Then, of course, as an adult he demonstrated he was unable to actually play politics…need I go on?

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  13. Jim - PRS

    July 7th, 2012

    Wardrobe by Bozo the Clown.

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  14. geofraz

    July 7th, 2012

    “Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me! I’d fuck me hard”

    ~ Buffalo Bill

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pm267wPezkc
    .

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  15. geofraz

    July 7th, 2012

    The longer version ~

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkC6QCR_xoc&feature=related
    .

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  16. geofraz

    July 7th, 2012

    The REALLY creepy version:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTs_TZFjbJ8&feature=relatedy creepy version ~

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  17. geofraz

    July 7th, 2012

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTs_TZFjbJ8&feature=related
    ..

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  18. geofraz

    July 7th, 2012

    Are you getting the feeling that I have an unnatural obession with the subject matter?!
    No, I just like the song.

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  19. geofraz

    July 7th, 2012

    OH! One last thought! The artist is not “The Cure” or “Oingo Boingo’s” Danny Elfman, as I initially assumed. It was an unknown, black woman billed as “Q Lazzarus” in 1988. Go figure.

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  20. Jerry Manderin

    July 7th, 2012

    He shaved his unibrow. (giggle, snort)

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  21. Diann

    July 7th, 2012

    He never even got the tiniest bit of sex in high school

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  22. FreeMan - Save Me Sarah

    July 7th, 2012

    Bent from birth

    I would call that person a liar Obie

    Just think how many more of his type are being prevented by abortion. He is the best case for the practice.

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  23. Sasquatch

    July 7th, 2012

    21 Fenwick Rd, Hastings-on-Hudson, NY 10706 – est worth over $600,000 right now. Even in NY, that’s not a bungalow.

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  24. Kelsonus

    July 7th, 2012

    I forgot he was still alive
    I had hoped to keep it that way

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  25. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    July 7th, 2012

    BASEBALL: Statistician

    “If you can’t be an athlete, be an athletic supporter.” — Eve Arden

    I see he was a (“male”) model for the “U.N. Club.”

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  26. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    July 7th, 2012

    Gotta give him a pass on the hair. If you find a picture of Mitt, W, Newt or even Limbaugh from 1977, they’re probably sporting the same helmet-hair look.

    No pass on the tattersall shirt/ tablecloth jacket combination, though. His mama must’ve overslept that morning and he had to dress himself. That combo would have caused an old round-tube color TV to EXPLODE with static.

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  27. Tim

    July 7th, 2012

    That’s remarkably reminiscent of the Joseph Goebbels’ saying …

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  28. LadyGun12

    July 7th, 2012

    Since he’s wearing that jacket, I’m supremely grateful the picture is not in color.

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  29. norman einstein

    July 7th, 2012

    @harbqll, great analysis.

    The Yearbook doesn’t mention that Queefie was voted “most likely to be unemployed and seen wandering aimlessly in Central Park”.
    http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/olbermann_at_loose_ends_tT0IsX1xU0GIk5AvvWy8II

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  31. Bob M.

    July 7th, 2012

    Since ESPN and others have lavished untold amounts of money on him SINCE graduation, I certainly hope he’s returned that Pizza Hut tablecloth they let him borrow for this picture!!! :-o

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  32. Moe Tom

    July 7th, 2012

    His right hand was the strongest muscle in his body. Hee,he. (Stolen from Dave Feherty)

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  33. Poonces

    July 7th, 2012

    He should concentrate on repeating “I have a job” a bunch of times.

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  34. Cruisin' Cat

    July 7th, 2012

    Pluck those eyebrow caterpillars and put glasses on that picture and she’s Ray Maddow…

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  35. The Doktor

    July 7th, 2012

    He was obviously NEVER in the “Best Dressed” club.

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  36. woody

    July 7th, 2012

    HS Fartcuppers team – top cupper

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  37. Sue

    July 7th, 2012

    The majority of the comments here are from assholes of the Rush the druggie variety. Deep down, they hate the smart guys because they earn enough money to buy the assholes out. Keith Olbermann is a millionaire. How much money do you rwnj earn? Have you bought out the mortgage on your trailers yet?

    It’s communist not comunist dipshit toaster and a communist doesn’t have a “look”. A stupid redneck does. Read a dictionary. Next to stupid douche is a picture of Ted Nugent.

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  38. Peej

    July 10th, 2012

    Wait Sue, so Republicans aren’t heartless rich capitalists who need to pay more taxes today? Maybe tomorrow we will be again. I can’t wait – my doublewide needs an upgrade.

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  39. Slartibartfast

    July 10th, 2012

    Being wealthy is evil unless it’s people we agree with, like Michael Moore or Keith Olbermann.

    If you’ve got a Swiss bank account, though, you are automatically evil no matter what, unless you’re contributing to Obama’s campaign fund.

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  40. UNCLE KINK

    July 10th, 2012

    Sue is pissy. My goodness. Little liberals panties are all bunched up.

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  41. Joe R

    July 10th, 2012

    So was Keith Olbermann’s astute analytic skills refined as a Varsity Baseball Statistician?

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  42. JD

    July 10th, 2012

    What a complete and total fucking worthless piece of human flesh. Really. His mother should be slapped hard for not having that abortion she was so seriously thinking about having. Piece of shit he is. Nothing but. Hypocritical and worthless piece of human feces. Traitorous bastard scum.

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  43. JD

    July 10th, 2012

    LMAO at Sue. AND how much money do YOU have Sue? Do you really think little Keithy would piss on you if you were on fire? No he would not. He’d let you starve to death before he gave you a dollar to get a burger from the dollar menu at McDonalds. So, get over yourself Sue, you’re just as much a piece of shit as Olberman, only more stupid. Sad to be you. VERY sad.

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  45. Paul

    July 13th, 2012

    Keep your head up. The quality of all the other comments speaks for itself. What’s really scary… from their pictures, they’re obviously eligible to vote. Costa Rica, anyone?

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  46. Maudie N Mandeville

    July 14th, 2012

    I swear I beat the crap out of a guy in high school that looked just like him.

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  47. Lindsey Allan

    July 16th, 2012

    Keith is learning one of life’s hard lessons, namely that to be employable in the media one has to have as much talent as the Kardashians.

    No truth to the rumor that he and the sisters are doing a pilot of “News and Views from Keith and the Kardashians” (or … “from the Kardashians and Keith” … they are arguing over that). Personally, I think “from the Keithdashians” works better.

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  48. JerryinTampa

    July 16th, 2012

    In the end Olbermann proved to be too much of an asshole even for MSNBC. Till then I had never though that possible. He was a nice compliment of that Dude Maddow. He seems to have disappeared but I suspect he may be selling Chevy Volts now somewhere up North. You go Keith! To Hell that is.

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  49. Major Mal function

    July 17th, 2012

    Keith, the “Baseball Statistician”, was called Sue by the jocks. Coincidence? I think not.

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  50. Weiner

    July 17th, 2012

    A girl trapped in a boy’s body.

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  51. VotersofNY

    July 18th, 2012

    Was he gay then too?

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