Home - by BigFurHat - July 7, 2012 - 00:54 America/New_York - 51 Comments
“Journalists say a thing they know isn’t true, in the hope that if they say it long enough it will be true.”
July 7th, 2012
Wow. Probably the first time, and last time, that bathtub boy ever spoke the truth.
Wow! Someone who fulfilled their high school yearbook goal.
They forgot to add to his activities list that he took care of the 2 school mascot caterpillars by keeping them on his forehead.
Safe bet he had either a Wedgie (possibly Atomic,) or a Swirlie in Jr. / Sr. High.
Still looks like a douchebag to me?
….if they say it long enough
-they will be fired.
I remember that guy! He was an asshole!
Even back then he looked like a pompous dick!
@Diogenes How does that old saying go? You are what you eat? I think that fits him to a Tee…
Judging by his hair in his HS photo, his journalism hero was Tom Snyder.
Yeah, pretty bad photo and scary quote considering the BShe used dished out.
There’s another bad HS yearbook photo floating around of David “the Red” Axlerod her really looks like a dirtbag Comunist.
I think my favorite part is that he was on the baseball team during his Freshman year, but during Sophomore year he was “Varsity Baseball Statistician”, and had ZERO actual sports entries after that.
Note also, all of his entries for news bullshit clubs began in Sophomore and Junior years.
My hypothesis: Lil Keefie demonstrated during his Freshman year that he was unable to actually play sports…so he spent the next three 3 years as a jock-sniffing “sport reporter”.
Then, of course, as an adult he demonstrated he was unable to actually play politics…need I go on?
Jim - PRS
Wardrobe by Bozo the Clown.
“Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me! I’d fuck me hard”
~ Buffalo Bill
The longer version ~
The REALLY creepy version:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTs_TZFjbJ8&feature=relatedy creepy version ~
Are you getting the feeling that I have an unnatural obession with the subject matter?!
No, I just like the song.
OH! One last thought! The artist is not “The Cure” or “Oingo Boingo’s” Danny Elfman, as I initially assumed. It was an unknown, black woman billed as “Q Lazzarus” in 1988. Go figure.
He shaved his unibrow. (giggle, snort)
He never even got the tiniest bit of sex in high school
FreeMan - Save Me Sarah
Bent from birth
I would call that person a liar Obie
Just think how many more of his type are being prevented by abortion. He is the best case for the practice.
21 Fenwick Rd, Hastings-on-Hudson, NY 10706 – est worth over $600,000 right now. Even in NY, that’s not a bungalow.
I forgot he was still alive
I had hoped to keep it that way
Boobie the Rocket Dog
“If you can’t be an athlete, be an athletic supporter.” — Eve Arden
I see he was a (“male”) model for the “U.N. Club.”
Gotta give him a pass on the hair. If you find a picture of Mitt, W, Newt or even Limbaugh from 1977, they’re probably sporting the same helmet-hair look.
No pass on the tattersall shirt/ tablecloth jacket combination, though. His mama must’ve overslept that morning and he had to dress himself. That combo would have caused an old round-tube color TV to EXPLODE with static.
That’s remarkably reminiscent of the Joseph Goebbels’ saying …
Since he’s wearing that jacket, I’m supremely grateful the picture is not in color.
@harbqll, great analysis.
The Yearbook doesn’t mention that Queefie was voted “most likely to be unemployed and seen wandering aimlessly in Central Park”.
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Since ESPN and others have lavished untold amounts of money on him SINCE graduation, I certainly hope he’s returned that Pizza Hut tablecloth they let him borrow for this picture!!!
His right hand was the strongest muscle in his body. Hee,he. (Stolen from Dave Feherty)
He should concentrate on repeating “I have a job” a bunch of times.
Pluck those eyebrow caterpillars and put glasses on that picture and she’s Ray Maddow…
He was obviously NEVER in the “Best Dressed” club.
HS Fartcuppers team – top cupper
The majority of the comments here are from assholes of the Rush the druggie variety. Deep down, they hate the smart guys because they earn enough money to buy the assholes out. Keith Olbermann is a millionaire. How much money do you rwnj earn? Have you bought out the mortgage on your trailers yet?
It’s communist not comunist dipshit toaster and a communist doesn’t have a “look”. A stupid redneck does. Read a dictionary. Next to stupid douche is a picture of Ted Nugent.
July 10th, 2012
Wait Sue, so Republicans aren’t heartless rich capitalists who need to pay more taxes today? Maybe tomorrow we will be again. I can’t wait – my doublewide needs an upgrade.
Being wealthy is evil unless it’s people we agree with, like Michael Moore or Keith Olbermann.
If you’ve got a Swiss bank account, though, you are automatically evil no matter what, unless you’re contributing to Obama’s campaign fund.
Sue is pissy. My goodness. Little liberals panties are all bunched up.
So was Keith Olbermann’s astute analytic skills refined as a Varsity Baseball Statistician?
What a complete and total fucking worthless piece of human flesh. Really. His mother should be slapped hard for not having that abortion she was so seriously thinking about having. Piece of shit he is. Nothing but. Hypocritical and worthless piece of human feces. Traitorous bastard scum.
LMAO at Sue. AND how much money do YOU have Sue? Do you really think little Keithy would piss on you if you were on fire? No he would not. He’d let you starve to death before he gave you a dollar to get a burger from the dollar menu at McDonalds. So, get over yourself Sue, you’re just as much a piece of shit as Olberman, only more stupid. Sad to be you. VERY sad.
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July 13th, 2012
Keep your head up. The quality of all the other comments speaks for itself. What’s really scary… from their pictures, they’re obviously eligible to vote. Costa Rica, anyone?
Maudie N Mandeville
July 14th, 2012
I swear I beat the crap out of a guy in high school that looked just like him.
July 16th, 2012
Keith is learning one of life’s hard lessons, namely that to be employable in the media one has to have as much talent as the Kardashians.
No truth to the rumor that he and the sisters are doing a pilot of “News and Views from Keith and the Kardashians” (or … “from the Kardashians and Keith” … they are arguing over that). Personally, I think “from the Keithdashians” works better.
In the end Olbermann proved to be too much of an asshole even for MSNBC. Till then I had never though that possible. He was a nice compliment of that Dude Maddow. He seems to have disappeared but I suspect he may be selling Chevy Volts now somewhere up North. You go Keith! To Hell that is.
Major Mal function
July 17th, 2012
Keith, the “Baseball Statistician”, was called Sue by the jocks. Coincidence? I think not.
A girl trapped in a boy’s body.
July 18th, 2012
Was he gay then too?
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