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Facebook Heterosexual Awareness Month

 

h/t  Flaming Hetero

[SNIP] Let’s see how long this group stays active before Facebook shuts it down for “hate speech”

» 43 Comments

  1. Isobel Ingoldesthorpe

    July 7th, 2012

    I love this line they take that if you prefer a traditional lifestyle then automatically you must be a basher of gays and lesbians.

    C’mon guys, have ‘t you anything else?

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  2. Flaming Hetero!

    July 7th, 2012

    I am Flaming Hetero, and I approve this message.

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  3. berlet98

    July 7th, 2012

    Isobel, “traditional lifestyle”? How about “normality”?

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  4. Gvii

    July 7th, 2012

    Wonder how long it will take before enough libturds complain that it magically starts conflicting with some website policy. Cause you know damn well it will. After all, heterosexuality is a clear sign of bigotry according to the libturds, and therefore must be silenced at all costs.

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  5. Frosteetoes

    July 7th, 2012

    I’m Straight and I’m Great!

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  6. Isobel Ingoldesthorpe

    July 7th, 2012

    Berlet, I swoon when I see someone who knows the difference between “? and ?”

    I don’t oppose your point but it’s secondary, really. I’m tired of the narrow construction that insists just because I don’t approve of “alternative lifestyle” then I certainly must be prowling the streets with a noose at the ready. It’s narrow, ignorant and biased. Match that with their so -called opposition to those three charachteristics and you get a bonus: hypocrisy.

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  7. Mrs. Compton

    July 7th, 2012

    Comments are priceless!!

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  8. Drackxman

    July 7th, 2012

    And with Heterosexual Awareness Month you don’t get a dick run up your ass.

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  9. old_oaks

    July 7th, 2012

    Could you even imagine chuggin’ another dude’s cock?

    Me either.

    WTF is wrong with people?

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  10. Bad Brad

    July 7th, 2012

    Old Oak, if you ever try it, please don’t tell the rest of us it taste like chicken. Thank you ahead of time.

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  11. Gvii

    July 7th, 2012

    Or how about just not telling us at all, that would be fine too.

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  12. old_oaks

    July 7th, 2012

    I just threw up a little.

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  13. Alxandro

    July 7th, 2012

    Whatever happened to goes without saying?

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  14. MN Patriot

    July 7th, 2012

    TMI, TMI, TMI.

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  15. Bad Brad

    July 7th, 2012

    Sorry, sometimes, well you know.

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  16. reddecaesari

    July 7th, 2012

    as my sister says

    “she’s homonausious”

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  17. MaryfromMarin

    July 7th, 2012

    This is better than going to any Comedy Night.

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  18. Trixie Bluebell

    July 7th, 2012

    Why do we allow 10% of the population to force the 90% to accept their “lifestyle” choices. If any of the 90% dressed and acted the way so many do in public we’d be arrested.

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  19. Trixie Bluebell

    July 7th, 2012

    The page is still up!

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  20. Bad Brad

    July 7th, 2012

    Well, I wore my ass less chaps to work today with out incident. Except everyone quit. Obviously homophobes. Bitches.

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  21. Gvii

    July 7th, 2012

    You know, there’s stepping over that imaginary line in the sand, and there’s a triple gainer launch from the sling of a 300 foot trebuchet over the imaginary line in the sand.

    I think the latter is beginning to apply right about now. :-)

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  22. Bad Brad

    July 7th, 2012

    Well I guess I won’t explain to you about the wrench on the floor incident then.

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  23. Gvii

    July 7th, 2012

    While I have no doubt it would be a riveting account, I think I’d have to take a pass on that one. :-)

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  24. Toaster

    July 7th, 2012

    I have nothing against gay people I just get annoyed by how its promoted as “normal” (see goals of Communism) and the hard left is so aggressive in pushing it.

    BTW – The 10% gay statistic is a lie propagated by Kinsey. The original “study subjects” were not a representative sample of society.

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  25. Roscoe P. Soultrane

    July 7th, 2012

    Oh! So *that’s* where all those squawking little mini-humans come from. Heterosexuals. I could never figure out why midgets always seemed to be having so many conventions.

    I have achieved awareness now.

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  26. The girl who "dated" Roman Polanski

    July 7th, 2012

    “And with Heterosexual Awareness Month you don’t get a dick run up your ass.”

    I respectfully disagree

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  27. [...] “It’s Great To Be Straight!” [...]

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  28. reliapundit

    July 7th, 2012

    What’s next, conservative awareness month? Redneck awareness month? Patriot awareness month?

    Nah, they would never happen: the left is tolerant of many things: bufu; jihad; polyamory; voter fraud; illegal aliens; one-party media & faculty, but they are NOT tolerant of anything or anyone they consider “right-of-center”.

    And they consider Washington, Jefferson, Adams, Hamilton, Madison, Jackson, and Reagan – who were all at the very CORE and HEART & SOUL of American values – to be “right of center”.

    That’s really the biggest of the “big lies” they left believes in:

    That people with political views like us – and Romney and Bush and Reagan – are “right-wing”.

    NONSENSE.

    We may be to THEIR right, but we are not on the right. We are the TRUE CENTER.

    That’s why gay marriage always loses at the ballot. It’s not because a majority of Americans are “right-wing”; it’s because positions of the vast majority of Americans are traditional, pro-West, pro-Judeo-Christian Civilization and the folks who dominate the legacy media and the Democrat Party and faculties an teacher’s unions and other PEU’s who CLAIM to be centrists are really postmodern leftists who hate, not only the USA, but Western Civilization – which they blame for sexual repression, Third World poverty, most of history’s genocide, and global pollution which threatens an imminent global climate catastrophe.

    Each of these is demonstrably false, but are now accepted as basic presuppositions by today’s left.

    People on the left ignore history; they ignore socialism’s consistent record of failure – both in economic growth AND in delivering goods & services to the masses; they ignore islam’s tyrannical record of genocide and intolerance and ignorance; they have always excused the totalitarianism of their fellow leftists; they ignore the fact that traditional, bourgeois, capitalist, and industrial societies are responsible for everything good about modern life: our longer and healthier life spans, our greater material prosperity, and our ability to enjoy our innate rights and liberties.

    All we ever need to have a “right-wing” revolution in the country is wake up and motivate the SILENT MAJORITY, the MORAL MAJORITY and get them to the polls.

    Anything and everything that demotivates this effort serves Obama and his comrades.

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  29. RosalindJ

    July 7th, 2012

    @ Trixie Bluebell, toaster, the accurate number is approximately 3%. But it’s a noisy drama-llama laden 3%.

    There’s another 3% that made (an may well again make) a much larger difference. III, courtesy of the Sipsey Street Irregulars and like minded.

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  30. FreeMan - Save Me Sarah

    July 7th, 2012

    The Heterosexual – The reason you are here in the first place.

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  31. FreeMan - Save Me Sarah

    July 7th, 2012

    The Heterosexual – Make babies, not fudge.

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  32. FreeMan - Save Me Sarah

    July 7th, 2012

    The Heterosexual –Doing it right for a billion years

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  33. FreeMan - Save Me Sarah

    July 7th, 2012

    The Heterosexual –The reason for the pleasin

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  34. FreeMan - Save Me Sarah

    July 7th, 2012

    The Heterosexual –Straight up with a twist

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  35. FreeMan - Save Me Sarah

    July 7th, 2012

    The Heterosexual –Born that way and proud of it

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  36. FreeMan - Save Me Sarah

    July 7th, 2012

    The Heterosexual –Baby Maker

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  37. Tim

    July 7th, 2012

    Heterosexuals can be perverts, too!

    See, we can share common ground with the socialists!

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  38. Doc

    July 7th, 2012

    Flame On brother Hetero…and all the rest of us that won’t wear pastels!

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  39. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    July 7th, 2012

    @ old_oaks & Bad Brad –

    According to Phoebe Cates, it tastes like Clorox.

    I’m torn here. I would hate to be labeled NORMAL except in this one narrow sense.

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  40. the aardvark

    July 7th, 2012

    Straight is great, Gay no way. I don’t care what homosexuals do to one another, just stay the Hell from me with your deviant lifestyle.

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  41. The Doktor

    July 7th, 2012

    I’ve been straight all of my life. It’s kinda groovy in an out-of-sight way.

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  42. Tom Mannis

    July 11th, 2012

    Well, I’m happy to be straight. Yessiree. And I wear a shirt to show the whole world. You can too. http://www.zazzle.com/politicalzone/gifts?cg=196080203436235458

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  43. Bad Brad

    July 12th, 2012

    Are those supposed to be a dudes ball on that shirt? Mine don’t point opposite directions. After being trapped in the same bag forever, they have learned to live in harmony.

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