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The owner of an Akron restaurant where President Barack Obama stopped for breakfast this morning died, apparently of a heart attack, shortly after meeting him.

Josephine “Ann” Harris, 70, of Copley Township, was taken by ambulance to Akron General Medical Center after complaining of fatigue and a tingling feeling. She was pronounced dead at 11:18 a.m., according to the Summit County Medical Examiner’s Office.

Harris, just a few hours before, had the honor of meeting — and hugging — Obama when he stopped at her family’s restaurant, Ann’s Place, on South Hawkins Avenue for breakfast. …

Obama stopped in Ann’s Place for breakfast about 8:30 a.m. Harris was ecstatic about his visit when a Beacon Journal reporter spoke to her shortly afterward.

UPDATE: The White House responds, via the pool report:

Carney said POTUS, from Air Force One, phoned Wilma Parsons, the daughter of Josephine “Ann” Harris, the owner of the Ann’s Place restaurant in Akron, which POTUS visited this morning. Harris died hours after the presidential visit.

Harris was not there when pool was inside the restaurant, but Carney said she met with POTUS afterward.

“The president expressed his sorrow and his [condolences]. Very sad event, he was honored to meet her this morning and passed on his feelings that the whole family is in his thoughts and prayers today.”

 

» 31 Comments

  1. Anonymous

    July 6th, 2012

    Over easy. She still will vote of him.

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  2. GM Car Of The Future

    July 6th, 2012

    Looks more and more like the Anti-Christ.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gCh1faf7Rc
    .

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  3. Alxandro

    July 6th, 2012

    He’s either the King Midas of shit or the grimmer reaper.

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  4. Goldenfoxx

    July 6th, 2012

    Hot damn! One less voter to vote for the Obummer.

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  5. OzarksAbe

    July 6th, 2012

    That’s what you get for having Fox news on the tv when the Marxist in Chief is in the building.
    Autopsy report?

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  6. Remarkulus

    July 6th, 2012

    What a piece of shit you are, Anonymous Blogging Asshole.

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  7. Chieftain

    July 6th, 2012

    He sure showed her…..

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  8. Toaster

    July 6th, 2012

    It must have been the eeeeevil Koch brothers.

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  9. Ornery1

    July 6th, 2012

    She was fatally under-whelmed with his presence.

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  10. Chalupa

    July 6th, 2012

    Got to watch those tingles – how’s Chrissie doing…

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  11. Cruisin' Cat

    July 6th, 2012

    Obama’s thoughts and prayers = Die Seniors!!!!

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  12. cfm990

    July 6th, 2012

    Damn Bo. A bit obvious with the death panel. Ya could of at least waited until she got to a hospital.

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  13. moarkdave

    July 6th, 2012

    …thoughts and prayers… Yeah all five of them to Mecca.
    Even though that statement was not written by Obama – heck we know he did not even read it before they released it, it has “HIM” all in it.
    The president…his sorrow…his (condolences)…he was honored…his feelings…his thoughts and prayers today. She is mentioned once and the family once – yet HE is referenced 6 times in two sentences.

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  14. Ten Megaton

    July 6th, 2012

    I have an ex-wife I would like him to meet.

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  15. General Ripper

    July 6th, 2012

    Once again the Mainstream Media is covering for their meatpuppet, B. Hussein Obama. The REAL truth is that she died of apoplexy after he skipped out on his damn breakfast tab.

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  16. mickey_moussaoui

    July 6th, 2012

    another one under the obama bus

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  17. Ty Coon

    July 6th, 2012

    Never hug a man with a fly on his lip.

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  18. Renthal

    July 6th, 2012

    Obama’s death panel makes house calls

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  19. apple pie

    July 6th, 2012

    @ ten megaton – you owe me a new keyboard.

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  20. Dismas_In_Wonderland

    July 6th, 2012

    In lieu of flowers send donations to the “Obama/Biden 2012″ re-election campaign.

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  21. Pickled Liver

    July 6th, 2012

    @Ten Megaton – I have two I’d love him to meet! Does he do house calls ? Oh, wait – I don’t have any of those anymore!

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  22. Pickled Liver

    July 6th, 2012

    Wait! Didn’t I see a pic earlier today where he was hugging Trumka ? Keep your fingers crossed!

    It could happen!

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  23. F.D.R. in Hell

    July 6th, 2012

    Lucifer told him emphatically to not show off on Earth.

    :eek:

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  24. Unslung Hero

    July 6th, 2012

    If she was thrilled to meet obama then she didn’t have much to live for anyhow………..

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  25. grayjohn

    July 6th, 2012

    One of his union goons shot her with a poison dart.
    In lieu of sending her home with a pain pill.
    Obama hates elderly “useless eaters”.

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  26. Hybrid Lemon

    July 6th, 2012

    Holy Sheet!
    How symbolic of ObamaCare’s Senior Citizen Plan.

    Wake up, America!

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  27. scribble

    July 7th, 2012

    Someone check on that guy in Ohio giving his bus the double bird.

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  28. FR in SC

    July 7th, 2012

    I keep saying the Hollies’ “King Midas in Reverse” should be the Obamessiah’s theme song. I wonder if this poor unfortunate woman is gonna “insist on being buried in her Obama t-shirt?”

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  29. kyle

    July 7th, 2012

    How low are the wingnuts? This low. As low as this thread and the headline on the post.

    Blogs like this are where you guys do the full Monty.

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  30. Anonymous

    July 7th, 2012

    Bush’s fault.

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  31. Menderman

    July 7th, 2012