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Joe Biden’s Diary Found

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  1. Hook 'em Horns!

    July 6th, 2012

    No pic. And no story.

    “OK. We’ll wait.” – Walter
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    While we’re waiting try a little ORLONS B-side tune from 1960′s Philly:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAHQfkaPKRs

    THE CONSERVATIVE.

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  2. Menderman

    July 6th, 2012

    Is the whole point to have a blank page?..Oh wait…That’s Obama’s past…

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  3. Horrorman18

    July 6th, 2012

    Excerpt: ” Today Barack asked me to be his running mate…I didn’t have the courage to tell him I haven’t jogged in years”

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  4. Stirrin the B.S.

    July 6th, 2012

    All I have is a blank page with a little red x.

    So we know that it is sloe joe’s, because he signed the page.

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  5. Jaynie59

    July 6th, 2012

    OK, I now officially love I Own The World. This is the first blog I have EVER read that didn’t have multiple comments commenting about a broken video/link/picture that I then spent the next 20 minutes trying to figure out what the hell is wrong with MY COMPUTER THAT I CAN’T SEE WHAT OTHER PEOPLE SEE!

    I love you guys.

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  6. Hook 'em Horns!

    July 6th, 2012

    Thanks, stirrin’. I get it now.

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  7. Tim

    July 6th, 2012

    Why’d it have to be signed with a RED crayon?

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  8. jclady

    July 6th, 2012

    Well, I have a blue square with a white question mark.

    The story of Joe’s life: “Huh?”

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  9. The Doktor

    July 6th, 2012

    I’ve loved this story ever since I read it the first time.

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  10. Horrorman18

    July 6th, 2012

    Excerpt #2: ” Barack sent me to London but was a little nervous at first until I found out that they spoke English there”

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  11. Horrorman18

    July 6th, 2012

    Excerpt #3: ” Overheard the First Lady telling Barack that I wasn’t the sharpest tool in the shed…well I thought that was silly…my axe is by far sharper than anything else in that shed!!”

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  12. cfm990

    July 6th, 2012

    Shouldn’t it be a picture of a Holstein? Ain’t a diary where you get milk?

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  13. Diogenes

    July 6th, 2012

    Dear Diary,
    I’m going to write my entries in disappearing ink so no one but me can read them but me…….
    Jeo

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  14. The Doktor

    July 6th, 2012

    The alleged link above has this error message at their site:

    ——————————————-
    Not Found, Error 404

    The page you are looking for no longer exists.

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    Kinda like Joe Biteme’s brain.

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  15. norman einstein

    July 6th, 2012

    Dear Diary:
    This was a good day.
    I only wet my pants once and I finally finished that two-piece jigsaw puzzle.

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  16. Gracie

    July 6th, 2012

    Hey, September 21st is my birthday. Please mark your calendars. Thank you! he he he

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  17. Houston

    July 6th, 2012

    Dear Diary,

    Today my motorcade ran over another of those “Clean” black people. Eventually we’ll convince everyone I am much better off on Amtrack.

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  18. Jethro

    July 6th, 2012

    November 4, 2008
    Well, who would have thunk it? We actually won this election!
    Bill Ayers was right! The American people are really stupid enough to elect a marxist for president.
    They kept telling me to keep my mouth shut before the election. Now Axlerod keeps telling me I have to start talking about the economy and health care and stuff like that. He says it makes Obama look smarter. How is that gonna work? I can’t figure it this guy out.

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  19. Unneutral

    July 6th, 2012

    I guess I owe Joe an apology, I didn’t think his grammar and penmanship was that good.

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  20. RickeyG

    July 6th, 2012

    Is this it?

    http://twentytwowords.com/2012/07/02/teacher-said-to-write-in-our-journals-she-didnt-say-what-to-write/

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  21. moarkdave

    July 6th, 2012

    Biden’s diary would be blank. Once he bought it, he wrote his name in it with his purple crayon and locked it up. He placed the key in a very secure location, now if he can just remember where he hid the key.

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  22. Gvii

    July 6th, 2012

    Much like Biden’s brain, completely blank.

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