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Mother Wants 14 Year-old to Get Fake Boobs Like the Rest of Her Clan
The family rebel: Britney (centre), who refuses to follow (from left) older sisters Emma and Ripley, mother Chantal, Terri and Tara by having breast implants
Chantal Marshall says daughter Britney must be going through a ‘funny phase’ because she doesn’t want boob job.
“At the moment she doesn’t really have what I would say are boobs — but I’d like her to follow in her sisters’ footsteps… I really love the fake look of my girls and I know Britney will go that way when she’s a bit older.”
BILL
July 6th, 2012
Yes, do it, by all means, you need to be a bigger “BOOB” than you already are!
Jerry Manderin
July 6th, 2012
And when little Britney is older she’ll have herpes like the rest of ‘em.
Moe Tom
July 6th, 2012
What do the fathers have to say in the matter. Will they be forced to take a vote. 3/2 majority says yes/no. forfucksake!
Rightwingfeather
July 6th, 2012
Well, Britney is gorgeous just the way she is! And would you look at that hair? I think she is the best looking of all of em, completely un-enhanced.
RandyG
July 6th, 2012
She should get them, when the mother and sisters lose their circus jobs she can get right in.
Boobie the Rocket Pig
July 6th, 2012
Brit, BAYBEE!!
Cut your hair, shop at Penney’s and GET NORMAL before it’s too late. The only “boob” job you need is to put your family on notice.
For those who care, breast implants often hide small tumors on mammograms.
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apple pie
July 6th, 2012
classy family, eh?
Pickled Liver
July 6th, 2012
She doesn’t need them!
If it ain’t broke don’t fix it!
The Doktor
July 6th, 2012
The UK paper had it correct: “A very sensible girl”
She is beautiful just the way that she is – it’s her family that’s hideous.
Czar of Defenestration
July 6th, 2012
If *anything*, mom should have used her cash for some serious plastic surgery on that trainwreck of a face of hers.
norman einstein
July 6th, 2012
What a sleazy looking bunch! That “mother” is nuts.
And the daughter on the left is only 30? She looks like a middle-aged tranny!
Britney seems to be the only one with any sense or aspirations.
And I think she’s really attractive. In the second photo she reminds me of a young Ann-Margret.
Stick to your guns, honey.
@Moe Tom, the father went out for a pack of smokes 12 years ago, and hasn’t been seen since.
persecutor
July 6th, 2012
My God, the entire family suffers from lung warts! Call the CDC-we gotta fund research for a vaccine!
old_oaks
July 6th, 2012
She often joins her daughters at nightclubs and loves being mistaken for one of their sisters.
That’s because any bloke who sees them thinks they’re all brothers.
scribble
July 6th, 2012
“At the moment she doesn’t really have what I would say are boobs.”
I guess Britney’s brain developed a little faster than the rest of her.
Tim
July 6th, 2012
I saw the photo and heard Frank Zappa singing “Plastic People!”
Pretty weird!
Alfa06
July 6th, 2012
Nice rackage…except that one that looks like she has butt cheeks for a chest.
Bullman
July 6th, 2012
Thank you for keeping us abreast of the situation. It seems to be an outstanding cause.
Reaganite Republican
July 6th, 2012
What a bunch of pigs- any sane foster parents out there interested in saving this poor girl from her nutbag mom?
hanoverfist
July 6th, 2012
Is this the police line-up for the big-boobed-bandit thread a few days ago,
or the employee line-up for the Bunny Ranch?
Libra
July 6th, 2012
Man does not live by breast alone.
DesertViking
July 6th, 2012
Britney is the only one that doesn’t need a freakishly large rack to detract men’s eyes away from their freakishly hideous face.
cfm990
July 6th, 2012
Hey Britney, here’s your mom in 20 years.
http://www.allfail.com/pictures/Funnyfailpics-failures.jpg
Sweet ain’t she?
norman einstein
July 6th, 2012
@cfm990, holy fuck! A warning would have been appreciated!
cfm990
July 6th, 2012
@ norman. Sorry!
hanoverfist
July 6th, 2012
Ditto Norman
God my eyes hurt!
sTevo
July 6th, 2012
Pearls…
Jeff
July 6th, 2012
Ladies, your breasts are just fine. More than a hand full is wasted and bigger does not always mean better. If you want to improve anything about yourself, then first start with the content of your charecter.
Yes, mom has a big set of tits, but other than that she would be out of her depth in a parking lot puddle.
Dan Ryan Galt
July 6th, 2012
Last time I saw that many mammary glands that size was when we went on the farm tour last Summer.
Since I don’t have any, I’m of the opinion that natural boobs of any size are just fine, as long as the person with them doesn’t have a weiner too. That would be bad.
Noelegy
July 6th, 2012
That’s horrific. At 14, you are still growing. I wish that someone would tell Britney that she’s beautiful just as she is, and proportionate to her young and still growing body.
Joe
July 6th, 2012
I know I’m gonna get fussed at, but I’d like the home town and addresses where these girls live. They are a breath of fresh air.
Johnny Freedom
July 6th, 2012
What a tribe of skanks. It’s like a strip club exploded.
CrustyB
July 6th, 2012
Their boobs are too small because I can still see their ugly faces past them.
muddjuice
July 6th, 2012
Under Obamacare plastic surgery is covered, by the taxpayer of course, but covered.
Natural breasts feel better, no two ways about it…
Bob M.
July 6th, 2012
Wow… the future cast of HBO’s “Cathouse.”
Whoop-de-doo…
Doc
July 6th, 2012
Britney, cut your hair ease up on the make-up and move away from the TRAILERPARK!!!
Ohio Dan
July 6th, 2012
Sad. Poor kid. I hope she can grow up to be normal.
Stranded in Sonoma
July 6th, 2012
Stay in school, get an education, move away from Fantasy Island, apply your education to become a professional, do well in your job, make a living, and prove you are not a boob nor that you need any help in that area either.
Plain Jane
July 6th, 2012
Out of the whole bunch, she’s the only one who doesn’t need a face job.
Open The Door
July 6th, 2012
The old saw about BB’s rolling around in a boxcar comes to mind.
Plain Jane
July 6th, 2012
Does medicaid pay for boob jobs?
Stirrin the B.S.
July 6th, 2012
The skank meter went off the charts in that “family” photo. Feel good about yourself the way you are, and stay natural Brit.
A little news oddity about implants:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2169605/Devoted-mother-dies-heart-failure-implants-trigger-dormant-TB.html
scr_north
July 6th, 2012
Ok, a few thoughts. For all our grousing about this I’ll bet that there are more than a few families here and in the States that do the same thing. Boob jobs are HUGE business and generate a lot of cash. Second, they saved their money and paid for them themselves without expectation someone else would pony up the dough because smaller boobs caused self-image problems. Finally, the 14 year old has most of the sense in that family and I hope she sticks to her guns.
Brian in BC
July 6th, 2012
hmm, the photos remind me of something I’m forgetting…hmm…that’s it…sunblock, remember to put sunblock on the shopping list, gotta prevent UV damage, I can age you by decades.
Death_By_Farts
July 6th, 2012
I can’t believe any man would knowingling and willingly shove his Johnson into that mom.
It’d be like fucking an old suitcase…
Tim
July 6th, 2012
OK, OK, OK … why are they wearing rubber noses?
Gary In Canada
July 6th, 2012
How do they all fit in the trailer?
sleeping giant
July 6th, 2012
I am sorry…
if I can have them when they are warm, wet, and moist…I really don’t f’ing care what their tits look like.
just sayin’….
General Ripper
July 6th, 2012
Four of those dumb broads have hideous hairstyles. WTF is that? A female version of a mullet?
No i wouldn't
July 7th, 2012
There are rednecks in England?!