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BO give off his B-O

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MN, No shit, best laugh I’ve has all day. NO!!!!!

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HAVE, sorry, Jacks kicking in.

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Saddle up Marian Morrison!

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Broke Back Mountain. Yea thats what he’s channeling. I read the book,”Keister Cowboy” it sucked.

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Hey Illustr8r, you got me hooked on Falling Skies.

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Illustr8r: PALEEEEEZE. That’s John Wayne you are talking about. That name should not be mentioned on the same side of the earth as freaked Barack Soinsane Baramah. Please use restraint.

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Bad Brad, Thash oks im on me forsh one.

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I’m on my fifth. HaHa. I speak fluent drunk.

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@MNPatriot Excellent! Did you watch Season1 or are you jumping in Season 2 now? I’m hooked too.

@badbrad I spelled it with an “a” instead of an “o”…!

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Illustr8r, by the way, that’s a bad ass show, I’m hooked too.

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@Illustr8r, I found a site that has all 14 episodes. Watched them all in one sitting, no commercials.
The one thing I think about is that it will be that way if we are lucky.
And the Mecks are the Russians and Chinese in real life.

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Son you remind me of a gay, illegal, socialist Muslim and I’ll tip my hat to you. You’re just what we need here in America to make it great.

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@Illustr8r, Sorry I yelled at you for the light saber art about a year ago.

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MN, see how you are. Tear him a new one Illustr8r, hee hee hee, happy I could help.

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Jimmie’s grave was way too shallow for a Hero.

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wait, there in the back, isn’t that the other fag-boy?

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“Do you have a hamburger, for which I would glady repay you on Tuesday?”

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Let me have it Illustr8r.

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Well, Gay Rodeo kind of comes to mind. The best thing is though that as a professional politician he must be cringing when this happens, worrying about whether a photo is being taken and where it will be printed. Regardless of the BS this guy lays out the last thing he wants is the overwheming support and endorsement from the LGBT orgs because of the damage it will cause him in the black and hispanic community. He’ll take their money though.

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@MNPatriot I don’t remember the light saber art… But that’s okay.
@BadBrad Great! I’m glad more people are watching. I don’t want it to disappear like Jericho did. Looks to be a hit though and it has a better chance on cable than the dumb networks.

Can’t believe they killed Jimmy…:(

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Illustr8r, OMG, my whole damn family and all my friends where watching Jericho. How could that have been canceled? I’ll give you another one. The Unit. Soon as dipshit took office, gone. Another show everyone I new watched. I know I’m being a little conspiracy theory, but what the hell?

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Moo moo buckaroo

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“Back to Man Country tonight boys- saddle up!!”

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That’s the most random sickening thing I’ve ever heard right before I’m retiring to bed. Emphasis on random. I will not sleep well tonight. Why? Why? I would not do such a thing to you.

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it’s a broke back cowboy hat!

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Sorry.

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I understand. I’ve been there. Apology excepted. But I’m still washing my eyes out with lye before I got to bed. Just imagine to huge heads of rotten cauliflower. NOT pretty. Please go to church this Sunday.

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“huge heads of rotten cauliflower…” LOL!

Now I’m going to go wash my eyes out with lye!

I go to church on Sundays. I know it doesn’t seem to be working but it is!

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Me to brother. We just do the best we can.

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Amen to that Bad Brad.

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Independence Day Reflections

America’s Founding Fathers were well aware that simply declaring our independence from the most powerful empire on the planet in 1776 was relatively easy.

They also knew that accomplishing that resolve could result in the loss of their lives, their fortunes, and their sacred honor and that it definitely would involve shedding a great deal of American blood, sweat, and tears, which the Revolutionary War proved all too correct.

How far we’ve fallen from that initial dedication to freedom at all costs, that commitment to independence from an oppressive government, that refusal to allow alien oppression to subvert our most fundamental, unalienable, human rights!

Today, the United States of America is confronted by threats of Islamic terrorist assaults on our soil during an ongoing war our commander in chief refuses to admit even exists. With the blessings of God, not Allah, we can and will defeat our enemy and then feel free to cringe and smirk at a religion that beheads anyone who doesn’t worship Allah and which believes women should be forbidden to be near bananas, cucumbers, carrots, and zucchinis to avoid sexual arousal.

We are also beset by nominal Americans who pose far worse threats to our survival than berserk Muslims insanely obsessed with vengeance for the Crusades, terminally distressed over Islam’s inability to evolve and so sexually and developmentally-arrested that it fears fruits and vegetables.

Nominal Americans represent the antithesis of the Founders.

Instead of uniting the nation, they are dedicated to divisiveness. Instead of praising our country, they demean it. Instead of defending and working to perfect America, they attack and ridicule it at every turn. . .

(Read more at http://www.genelalor.com/blog1/?p=26457.)

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No. Way. Girl Gay.

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“Howdy boys”

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“It’s fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A”

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Hey, this hat looks familiar. Except for the color, we have the same thing in Kenya.

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Looks like one of Rieds gay cowboy poets…but we know better, gay cowboy? ABSOLUTELY!

Poet? Not with his communication skills…or lack thereof!

He and Savage sing this to each other:

I wanna be a cowboy….and you can be my cowgirl….!”

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That liberal douchebag Fla. congress-thing is going to pissed he don’t give her hat back….LOL!!!

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@Gvii: LOL…head lice’…that WOULD give moochie something to do, huh?

(envision: National Geographic, Orangatans of the Congo….pick, pick, munch…pick, munch)

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“You boys are uglier than a hat full of assholes.”
Matthew Quigley

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Ever hear the expression “ASS-HAT”??????

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Has anyone else noted that the “photo ops” Oboobie takes now is always with the gay crowd? Have I been asleep at the wheel and now the gays outnumber the non-gays? or is this azzhat (every pun intended) pandering to them for their sperm and their votes?

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No matter what he’s wearing, Obama = Dork

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Hopefully he will be competing with the naked cowboy in November.

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Discuss-Those people surrounding obama are brain dead slaves and would be subjugated by anyone who chose to, if not for real men who have dedicated themselves to defending their freedom along with their own.

Brain dead assholes enslaving themslves to a narcissistic paranoid felonious pyscopath and his crew of maxrist dicators.

What happened to mans desire for personal freedom and liberty?

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Yeh, it looks good on him, (rolls eyes).

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Not only is he all hat and no cattle but apparently he’s a damn rodeo clown too

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Does this president make my hat look stupid?

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All hat, no cattle… But then we knew that 4 years ago, didn’t we?

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@scr_north nailed it. Gay rodeo. Gay hat, too.
http://tinyurl.com/7h9an6m

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The Brat in the Hat.

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you meant Broke Back Muslim

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Does this ass make my hat look big?

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His “Monica” moment?
http://blog.cleveland.com/pdopinion/2008/01/large_monica.jpg

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Title of article should read “Obama Puts An Asshat to Good Use”

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Broke Back Mountain or Backdoor Mountain? I confuse easily

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Doesn’t matter which hat he wears, Obaloney still rides side saddle.

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