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How do you find this stuff?

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Joe Walsh just produced a song about being lucky that way, but what do you care?

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Heh. I’m pretty sure the first one is Mel Gibson and the second is Anna Pacquin. That loser dude from Friends is in there and possibly a vampiric-looking Anthony Hopkins.

How’d I do?

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Mel and Walken is all I am sure about, maybe a beetle in there, George?

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These are absolutely hilarious.
Like FreeMan, I can recognize Mel Gibson and Christopher Walken.
The fourth one looks like the Missing Link, followed by Tarzan’s monkey.

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The last one is Viggo Mortensen. Aragorn.

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Gibson, Pacino, Travolta, Walken, Mortensen?

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I thought that “Gift” was your ability to draw faces…

I was about to tell you to return that Gift and get your money back, but then, I read the thread.

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4 – Bruce Willis
5 – David Schwimmer
7 – Johnny Depp

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Mel Gibson
Natalie Portman
Al Pacino
Bruce Willis
David Schwimmer
Christopher Walken
Viggo Mortensen

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Yeah, I see what you mean about being “a tad askew” – that Walken isnt nearly spooky enough…

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Better than most of the cr*p in museums today.
Now, you kids get offa my lawn!

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o_O

Well, I’ll never sleep again. Thanks.

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I’m surprised that no one else has noticed that a portrait is missing out of this collection?
it was drawn on a tiny square piece of toilet paper with a sharpie maker and had Obamas face on it.. perhaps someone else used it to wipe thier ass.. and that’s why it’s missing?

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@ricky
This site is chock full of TP-ready Obama portraits.

Some are spooky in their idolatry, others are fall-out-of-your-chair hilarious.

http://badpaintingsofbarackobama.com/

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I also have the gift–Mel Gibson, Julia Roberts, Sylvester Stalone, Bruce Willis, David Schwimmer, Christopher Walken, and Viggo Mortensen.

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LMAO! David Schwimmer looks like an artist’s rendition of Homo erectus!

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I guess I coulda hada art career, after all …

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Where’s Mr. Pinko’s answer? It’s about time for him to get the right answer. I’ll do it for him.

1. Gibson
2. Portman
3. Pacino
4. Willis
5. Schwimmer
6. Walken
7. Mortenson

Do I win a tee-shirt?

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@Birdie Num Num, that one of Obakarama with the taco on his head, holding the Fruit of the Looms is hilarious.

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And just to remove any doubt about how totally clueless I am about Hollywierdos….who in hell is Viggo Mortenson?

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Really Redgrandma?

He was ‘Strider’/Aragorn, the main character in the “Lord Of The Rings” movies. In the third installment, “Return Of The King”, Aragorn is that King

I’ve also seen him as the main character in “Hidalgo” (takes place in late 1800s in Arabia running their great horse race) and he was the main in the post-apocalyptic “The Road” a couple years back (basically just he and his son walking around trying to survive, but pretty good movie really)

He stared in “History Of Violence” as well, but I have yet to see it.

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Ol’ Viggo should have that wandering eye looked into.

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David Schwimmer?

I’da said Gene Simmons with a haircut.

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The one of Samuel L. Jackson looks like something from Area 51.

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