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I found a picture of his tour bus.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-aR4QhSoNAGw/TehTiKxNFrI/AAAAAAAAAGg/VgER867i86U/s1600/Icream+truck.jpg

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How about a flying f**k off the moon.

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ok, totally O/T here, but have you noticed the google logo today?

“This land was made for you and me”

Woody Guthrie’s socialist rebuttal to “God Bless America”, on our independence day.

Showing our true colors are we giggle? Oops, did I say giggle, sorry, I meant goggle, no wait, I mean Schmeagle – aahh, screw it!

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Maybe Obysmal and Sandusky and make a Fudgsicle together while they sing Elton’s song, “Don’t let your son go down on me”

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“can make” EDIT!

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Or a braying ass contest in Hershey, PA?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_QoDpd6sDQ

(reggie and o will be the judges)

+1

A pink slime eating contest at the Oscar Mayer Wiener processing plant, Madison WI

http://www.manta.com/c/mm4lfrp/kraft-foods-oscar-mayer

“Oh I wish…”

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A high diving competition At the 911 Reflecting pool?

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@cfm990–ouch!

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He can host a NOW meeting in Intercourse, Alabama.

+4

Michelle can campaign for him in Three Forks, AZ

+4

Or maybe she can throw a fundraiser for him at Big Foot Prairie, Illinois?

+4

I think Biden is vacationing in Paint Lick, Kentucky.

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vote killing party in tombstone az.

+2

How about a contest to see who can eat the most of Mooshell’s tamales in Los Baños, CA?

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Obama is doing EXACTLLY what I predicted he would be doing; spending ALL of his time in Ohio. He’s going to ignore states like Michigan, Wisconsin, Indiana, North Carolina, and New Hampshire, simply because he thinks he already has them locked in. Hate to break it to him, but if Romney wins in those states, it won’t matter if Obama wins Ohio or not.

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Mooshelle could host a fundraiser at Lick Skillet or Gobbler’s Knob, Alabama.

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Like running a kissing booth in French Lick, Indiana

+1

SANDUSKY Children’s Ice Cream Social? WTF?

I’m just a general but if I was one of the Keebler Elves, I’d demote Obama to fudgepacker.

But then again, they say that Commie Davis guy in Hawaii raped Obama as a child, so maybe Obama is just carrying on the tradition of homosexual’s preying on the young.

+3

Talk about out of touch!!!

Does he have a Republican secretly working on his campaign or what?

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I’m *sure* the Leftist “Sensitivity Police” are already raising hell and calling for the crucifixion of that eeevil Obama….

*crickets*

+2

A Global Warming Rally in Blue Ball, PA.

uh oh, here comes Eleanor… Bye!

+4

A choom gathering in Sleepy Eye, MN.

+2

A personality contest in Nimrod, MN.

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A speech with out teleprompters in Embarass, MN.

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A secret meeting with Reggie in Climax, MN.

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A Barney Frank fundraiser in Gila Bend, Arizona

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Here is a real town in Ohio, Knockemstiff.
I’ll let you guys come up with one for that.

+2

Paint ball shoot-out @ Ft. Hood?

+2

Big Beaver, PA. HAHAHA.

+2

How about he tells the truth in Coward, SC.

+2

His summer home in Satans Kingdom, Utah.

+1

Joe Biden campaign speech in Ding Dong, TX.

+1

A concession speech in Defeated, Tennessee.

+2

Idiotville, Oregon
Truth or Consequences, NM
Elephant Butte, NM
Lost Nation, NV
Weed Heights, NV
Sleeper, MO
Gay Head, MASS
Pomonkey, MD
Fruitland, GA
Jinks, GA
Wimp, CA
Bummerville, CA
Goobertown, AZ

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Old Licking Hole, VA

+1

the entire white house staff meeting in Hicksville OH?

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