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Full Disclosure: This Kid Gave Me the Creeps Back Then

Home - by - July 4, 2012 - 11:57 America/New_York - 33 Comments

When CPAC trotted this kid out I rolled my eyes. I don’t like hearing kids who don’t even shave sing about immortal love, and I certainly don’t like hearing them talk politics. At best it’s precocious.
I was less marveled by this kid than I was creeped out. Now I know why.

Here’s the creep at CPAC:

Here’s the creep in the center of his evolution. (Notice how he pontificates like a professor, pretending to be profound, but in reality he’s saying nothing. He’s a perfect fit for the left.)

Now he denounces everything he said (as if we should have been listening to him in the first place.)

» 33 Comments

  1. MichiganMom

    July 4th, 2012

    The article says he’s “bucking the conventional wisdom that you become more conservative as you get older” but I think he’s exactly typical. What kid is liberal? What kid believes in killing unborn children? What kid doesn’t want a mother and father who are married? What kid thinks he should give his allowance to the government in the hopes that the government can spend it better than he can? It’s the teen years – and being exposed to non-stop liberal ideology in school – that makes conservative kids turn into liberal teens.

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  2. Dr. Tar

    July 4th, 2012

    Rachel Maddow’s little sister

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  3. mkultra

    July 4th, 2012

    Pay taxes for a few years, kid. Then get back to me about your political philosophy. LOL

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  4. A'E

    July 4th, 2012

    MichiganMom, i believe he is a ‘homeschooler’ which makes this even more depressing.

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  5. SgtZim

    July 4th, 2012

    His biggest problem: a serious medical condition called punchableface.

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  6. CrustyB

    July 4th, 2012

    The whole trained-monkey kid thing doesn’t impress me.

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  7. Garym

    July 4th, 2012

    Go get your shinebox Krohn!

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  8. scr_north

    July 4th, 2012

    Oh…. so that’s where the kid from the Omen went.

    Really, I don’t think anyone took this kid seriously either when he was a conservative or since he’s changed his stance. He made for a cute bit of video back then but I really doubt he’ll be changing any minds. One thing to consider is that I’ll bet by the time he’s 30 he’ll probably be back to being conservative. Up here in Canada it’s said (if you are from Quebec) that if you’re 25 years old and not a seperatist you have no heart but if you’re 35 and still a seperatist you have no brain. Anyway, I’m sure the kid will be back in to fold when he gets a little older and a little smarter. In the meantime, he can always fall back on the AntiChrist gig.

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  9. persecutor

    July 4th, 2012

    Next thing we’ll hear is that he’s become a televangelist selling pieces of the cross for $1.75 on HSN.
    “Put your hand on the radio and go get your credit card!”

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  10. Toaster

    July 4th, 2012

    Ugh, this one really hits me. I agree with BFH, I was creeped out by this kid. But he also has a strange resemblance to a die-hard 0bama fan I know. The same college lib professorial pontifications that sound interesting, if you’re not paying attention to what’s being said.

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  11. Stirrin the B.S.

    July 4th, 2012

    Yet another reason to raising the voting age to 25 or so. Kids are too inexperienced, and their brains too malleable, to form their own reasoned opinions.

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  12. norman einstein

    July 4th, 2012

    @BFH, I agree 100% with your reaction to this little creep.
    I never could stand him either.

    People were oohing and aahing over the precocious little punk, mainly just because he could speak coherently.
    Sort of like they oohed and aahed over the Won, whom they perceived as another “genius” because he gave a slick speech.
    And who, BTW, is ANOTHER case of arrested development.

    This punk reminds me of Rowan Atkinson, without the wit:
    http://tinyurl.com/7w2cvkm

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  13. Johnny Pickleduster

    July 4th, 2012

    The little douchebag has been de-nutted and morphed into one of those typical sexless creatures that inhabit the commiecrat party. A budding bone smuggler.

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  14. persecutor

    July 4th, 2012

    It’s Pat!

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  15. Sarthurk

    July 4th, 2012

    He’s a shoe salesman! He’s the Sham Wow Guy! He’ll be thrown in jail soon too, at this rate. Anything for a buck. His parents should be scrutinized for abuse.

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  16. Jerry Manderin

    July 4th, 2012

    David Frum JOANed (jizzed on a napkin) and this is what was extracted from the DNA.

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  17. Navy Squid

    July 4th, 2012

    He was thinking with his big head when he was 12. Now he’s thinking with his little head. And let’s face it, with his looks, his only chance to get laid is with some loose liberal slut.

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  18. Diogenes

    July 4th, 2012

    He will have a great career as a used car salesman……

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  19. Goldenfoxx

    July 4th, 2012

    Al Franken’s clone.

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  20. Chalupa

    July 4th, 2012

    That’s the worst impersonation of Dennis Wolfberg I’ve ever seen…

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  21. Jackie

    July 4th, 2012

    Anthony Weiner’s kid brother……..obnoxious!

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  22. Death_By_Farts

    July 4th, 2012

    I’m pretty sure I’m not the only one in the room who has the urge to beat the little dork into a pile of steaming shit.

    He’s living proof that God does have a sense of humor.

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  23. Aunt Liz

    July 4th, 2012

    Smug, supercillious punk comes to mind.

    You were right to have the creeps Fur. I am extremely leery of anyone/anthing precocious as it is usually a precursor to obnoxious.

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  24. Tim

    July 4th, 2012

    I knew an insufferable little jerkoff like him in my youth.
    I mentioned that I enjoyed Rachmaninoff’s First Symphony, to which he scoffed that Rachmaninoff didn’t write any symphonies.
    I took the record and showed it to him, and he said “That doesn’t count.”

    We never spoke again.

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  25. pops

    July 4th, 2012

    and we should care what this little turd thinks? he will be used to poke a finger in the eye of conservatives and will be forgotten in a week. move along nothing to see here.

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  26. Elwin Ransom

    July 4th, 2012

    Yeah, I saw this kid at CPAC and he was doing everything in his power to be the center of attention.
    ‘Creepy’ is spot on.

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  27. Kevin R.

    July 4th, 2012

    What kid is interested in politics? A dork.

    He still isn’t old enough to really understand the fundamental issues.

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  28. taudry audry

    July 4th, 2012

    The kid’s gay. Duh.
    Gays vote in lockstep for Commies er Demmies.

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  29. Death_By_Farts

    July 4th, 2012

    Future pedophile…

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  30. Ranger76

    July 4th, 2012

    Bend over and squeal like a pig.

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  31. Liberal Larry

    July 4th, 2012

    This is why college is so damned dangerous; it teaches kids to THINK!

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  32. Zilla

    July 5th, 2012

    Fugly people tend to embrace leftism, as there are progs who want fuglies to be a protected group, he looks just like those nasty code pinko bitches. He is fuglier now than he was then, so I have a “chicken or the egg” question:
    Did he get uglier as he embraced an ugly ideology, or did he embrace the ugly ideology after he got ugly?

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  33. MN Patriot

    July 5th, 2012

    @ Zilla, I think it’s the former.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHU74G5SVa8
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