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@chrisrock: Happy white peoples independence day the slaves weren’t free but I’m sure they enjoyed fireworks

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  1. CrustyB

    July 4th, 2012

    Waah, waah, I’m a victim, gimme cheap pity. What a poor way to make an impression on people.

    I love Iowahawk’s reply:

    David Burge@iowahawkblog
    @chrisrock Good one! I bet your Guatemalan house staff got a good chuckle.

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  2. Weldor

    July 4th, 2012

    Funny, these peeps never take any shots at the folks who actually captured and sold their ancestors into slavery — their own countrymen…

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  3. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    July 4th, 2012

    Sixteen years ago. The last time Chris Rock made any sense:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3PJF0YE-x4
    .

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  4. The Doktor

    July 4th, 2012

    How about all dem white folks that DIED to free your ancestors in the 1800s??

    I’m sure Rock knows what it’s like to be a slave. Poor baby never had the opportunity to make it really big in this slave-centric white country.

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  5. Sarthurk

    July 4th, 2012

    The true definition of the “N” word.

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  6. the aardvark

    July 4th, 2012

    I thought that Independence Day was for ALL AMERICANS not just white Americans. Chris Rock is a putz. We fought a civil war to free the slaves Chris and the last time I checked blacks are just as free as whites, some of them just act like they aren’t. Pity!

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  7. Jimmah!

    July 4th, 2012

    His just PO’d the first black (1/2) president turned out to be a SCOAMF.

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  8. ChiefIlliniCake

    July 4th, 2012

    And herein lies the reason that we’ll still be stuck on race 100 years from now, when all of we witty commentators on the subject are but long digested worm food.

    When a guy, like Rock, who grew up in the Golden Age of Black Entitlement, who not only saw the big Free Pass from everything and everyone from corporations to schools to virtually every institution we have, who saw the forced adoption of Negro “culture”; music, drugs, hood life, become White Culture’s downfall, who is personally the beneficiary of degrading and debasing our television, our films, our concert venues, and our public discourse to the tune of tens, if not hundreds, of millions of dollars of personal gain…this ingrateful fucking whore “celebrates” the American Independence Day holiday by railing against America, the Mother’s Milk of his success.

    Look away now kiddies, ’cause Chief is pissed!

    Hey Chris, why don’t ya try replicating your precious gifted life on the beloved Dark Continent?

    Oh, that’s right…there is no television, film industry, concert venues, let alone open public discourse, or running water, or successful agriculture, or sewer or toilets or safety from Bronze Age diseases, or roads, or rules, or pretty much ANYTHING, because YOUR FOLKS, without WHITE FOLKS, could fuck up a one car funeral, and I see no “hope and change” that’s gonna change that.

    Nor do I continue to waste my time on hope.

    The day of the Whitey being the donor shark for you dirty little remoras is drawing to a close.

    Bad parasites! You fucked up and killed your hosts!

    I’m out. Bloody Marys and BBQ. That’s my immediate future.

    And BTW, Happy 4th, folks. Let’s hope next year is our year! God bless those of us, regardless of race, color, or creed, who get it! Please God!

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  9. ChiefIlliniCake

    July 4th, 2012

    Iowahawk gets it done in a minimum amount of characters…gotta give him that.

    But I hate fucking social media. Always will.

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  10. Saxindacity

    July 4th, 2012

    With all the success this country made possible for him, maybe he should consider living in a hut in Africa if he thinks it’s so bad here.

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  11. HeatherRadish

    July 4th, 2012

    Liberia will accept his application for asylum.

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  12. FreeMan - Save Me Sarah

    July 4th, 2012

    Yo Chris – dig on dis – Those “Happy white peoples” do celebrate independence day and then went on to free the slaves you moron. We had to free us to free your peoples homey. Who else do you think did it? You?

    And you are still a slave to the Democrats, just sitting on the plantation waiting for them to do something for you. Well get a clue jackass, It wasn’t white peoples who set your people free, it was white Republicans. And for that I would have you say, thank you.

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  13. Abby Normal Dude

    July 4th, 2012

    Don’t care much for Chris Rock. Maybe it’s just me but I think comedians should be funny at least every once and a while.

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  14. FreeMan - Save Me Sarah

    July 4th, 2012

    And Chris – it is against all odds that we continue to work while trying to drag your ungrateful sorry ass out of the gutter only to hear you bitch like a little girly man. Fuck You Asshole!

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  15. Jerry Manderin

    July 4th, 2012

     
  16. CrustyB

    July 4th, 2012

    I was talking to a co-worker once, a Muslim born in Dubai. He said that people in Arabic countries view African Americans as the biggest crybabies in the world. Not Africans, mind you, but specifically American blacks. Do people like Chris Rock and his fellow victicrats on Twitter realize that this is how people outside the US see their culture?

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  17. Roadmaster

    July 4th, 2012

    Yet another ignorant bastid who was taught the Constitution “proclaims” him as only 3/5th’s human, when in actuality it was the trip wire which prevented the South from holding the majority in Congress and preserving their vile institution of slavery for MUCH longer than the “four score and seven years” that it took to root it out by the blood of 100′s of 1000′s of WHITE PEOPLE! STFU, you POS!!!

    Even after being abolished, slavery was still practiced in other subtle ways by Southern dhimmicrats, forming the terrorist group KKK to intimidate uppity blacks and abolitionist whites.

    Rock is so stupid of the how and why we got to this place, listening to his drivel will measurably reduce a person’s I.Q.

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  18. SgtZim

    July 4th, 2012

    Wow, some pretty serious and heavy reaction to a moronic tweet! I was just gonna make fun of his stupid made- up bullshit holiday. What the hell is kwanzaa anyway?

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  19. AvgDude

    July 4th, 2012

    Happy “I’m fed up with black democrats acting like assholes every day” day.

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  20. Dr. Tar

    July 4th, 2012

    Gee Chris, I sure wish I could make it up to you but I guess you’ll just have to be happy to live in a free nation where you are allowed to pursue happiness, keep the fruits of your labor and for you and your family to be protected.

    Wait did I say free country? Sorry, I meant it use to be a decent place where one was encouraged to succeed, but those days are coming to an end arn’t they?

    So carry on with your tired old Cry the Beloved Country shtick.

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  21. persecutor

    July 4th, 2012

    Chris who? Oh, the guy who thinks he’s the second coming of Eddie Murphy? Eddie Murphy has talent, the one thing you lack, mofo.

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  22. MM

    July 4th, 2012

    Can’t add much to this thread other than everyone got a thumbs up-ChieffillinCake and I must have been separated at birth.

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  23. Kensington Kenny

    July 4th, 2012

    Today Black folks will celebrate the day Will Smith saved the planet Earth from the aliens!

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  24. Anonymous

    July 4th, 2012

    quote of the day by ChiefIlliniCake:

    “Bad parasites! You fucked up and killed your hosts!”

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  25. berlet98

    July 4th, 2012

    Happy Birthday, America!

    There have been few times in America’s history more profoundly momentous and more potentially hazardous than the election of 2012 when we choose the man who will lead our great country into 2017.

    Actually, that choice is relatively simple.

    Do we as a nation decide on November 6th to re-elect Barack Hussein Obama and suffer through four more years of a left wing extremist who has proven himself to be a dangerously incompetent head of state devoid of leadership abilities and love for the United States and our values, a president who has undermined America’s national security and national pride and confidence?

    Or do we put aside petty misgivings and differences and elect Governor Mitt Romney, a man who has proven he can lead, who has shown he is much better qualified to guide us out of Obama’s economic cesspool and international quagmires and, perhaps most importantly, believes in his country and our future.

    For now, though, we should put politics aside and celebrate America’s birthday! . .
    (Read more at http://www.genelalor.com/blog1/?p=26278.)

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  26. Wyatt, Insensitive Jerk

    July 4th, 2012

    Oskee Wow Wow, Chief.

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  27. Stirrin the B.S.

    July 4th, 2012

    @Chief – WOW, just WOW. One of those, I wish I said that moments. That was like the bursting of the PC dam – bet it felt good – and every word of it true, without one iota of racisism!

    My two cents is, that repulsive tweet summed up black liberation theology, critical race theory, the NBPP and the NOI in 15 words.

    You wanna talk slavery? Talk to the Jews motherfucker. They didn’t spend generations blaming other people for their problems. They know the power of hard work and forgiveness.

    You’re nothing but an opportunistic ingrate jumping on the victim gravy train. I hope your act goes the way of the Dixie Chicks, ya asshole.

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  28. Poonces

    July 4th, 2012

    Black’s will never be free from the hatred in their own minds that they project onto other races.

    Male animals like Chris Rock deserve to have the decay in their own hearts be the guiding force in their only life. I wish him years of self destructive hatred. Then I wish he would go to Africa and learn first hand how blacks have always treated each other. Or, he could simply watch what goes down in da hood, which I’m sure he never goes to because he’s afraid of his ghetto black bro’s.

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  29. FreeMan - Save Me Sarah

    July 4th, 2012

    Right on right on right on Chief. You nailed it right between those B D I’s

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  30. bucketman

    July 4th, 2012

    Black entertainers are todays KKK.

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  31. Johnny Freedom

    July 4th, 2012

    Now that Obama is washed out, the communist left is free to hate on America again.

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  32. Anonymous

    July 4th, 2012

    chris rock now known as:

    chris the COWARD.

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  33. cfm990

    July 4th, 2012

    Right on Chris. Tell em how you are so repressed. Evey now and again, brother gotta vent from the mansion.

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  34. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    July 4th, 2012

    @ChrisRock Sorry about your career and small penis!

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  35. The Doktor

    July 4th, 2012

    MJA – And you know HOW???

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  36. 99th Squad Leader

    July 4th, 2012

    In one retarded tweet, Chris “The Buffoon” Rock dishonored every black American that PROUDLY sacrificed their lives for this great country – THEIR country!

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  37. Mimsey

    July 4th, 2012

    Chris Rock thinks in his small mind that this kind is talk is cool because of who is sitting in the White House (the great Uniter). Chris knows this will buy him points to be invited to the next Obama bash.
    He is like the rest of the blacks that yell “racism” whenever it doesn’t apply; it sells to the functional illerate segment of the population and puts money in his pocket.

    The only people more ignorant than Chris Rock are the whites that support him financially and make him one of the 1%ers that are untouchable.

    Inspite of morons like Chris Rock, on this day and every day: GOD BLESS AMERICA.

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  38. Death_By_Farts

    July 4th, 2012

    @stirrin:

    Well said! You nailed it. Our good Jewish brethren worked their asses off, managed to barely avoid complete Genocide as a people, and yet look at them now…One of the finest, hardest-working diverse group of folks on the planet. And, you don’t see ANY of them blaming Germans, screaming for handouts, comitting crimes, rioting, looting, the list goes on.
    I am a Christian, and I salute the folks whom we share the history of the Bible with; The Chosen People. Jesus Christ was a Jew.

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  39. Stirrin the B.S.

    July 4th, 2012

    Just an observation and a question. This thread was started at 11:00 am ET, and now its almost 5:30 pm ET. In 6 and 1/2 hours, Chief has 58 TU’s. In my time here, from what I’ve seen before, that seems like a record.

    Is that a record? And if so, that tells me that a nerve was touched here.

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  40. Moe Tom

    July 4th, 2012

    The Chief ROCKS, and ROCKS SUCKS.10 thumbs up Chief.

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  41. D-Bad

    July 4th, 2012

    Chris Rock and all the other anti-American ingrates and smartasses can kiss my independent white ass. I’m tired of race-conscious pukes like him.

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  42. Whom

    July 4th, 2012

    Chrissy continues to suffer overwhelmingly from white people envy.

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  43. Houston

    July 4th, 2012

    I’m so sick of this race baiting BS. Cheif nailed it right with his line:

    God bless those of us, regardless of race, color, or creed, who get it! Please God!

    I don’t care what color or religion you are, the Fourth of July is an AMERICAN holiday to celebrate the freedom we ALL share. Someone who is so blessed by success yet still blames white people for crimes perpetrated over 150 years ago.

    Screw you Chris Rock and every other racist out there.

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  44. MN Patriot

    July 4th, 2012

    Weldor nailed it. William Ellison, aka April was the worst.
    A freed slave who went on to be a slave trader, slave breeder. Got filthy rich doing it.

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  45. MaryfromMarin

    July 4th, 2012

    Chris Rock is riding the racist gravy train.

    Right on, Chief! You’re up to 79 TU’s now! (And no voter fraud–every one of them had to show ID.)

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  46. simply enraged

    July 4th, 2012

    As our eldest son often says, “There are good reasons for stereotypes”.

    Thanks, Chief!! Perfect!!

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  47. FreeMan - Save Me Sarah

    July 4th, 2012

    MJA – wow that must really suck for him to go through life as a black man with such a minuscule dick. No wonder he is so grumpy.

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  48. Buddy

    July 4th, 2012

    Can Chris Rock tell us which whites are the ones instigating the endless and increasing black on black crime?

    Can Chris Rock tell us why none of the millions of illegitimate black babies look half white? Aren’t they the white man’s fault?

    Can Chris Rock show me the mountain of books that whitey is hiding so that blacks can only learn to speak Ebonics?

    I’d spit on Chris Rock for dishonoring Independence Day, but he’s not worth spit.

    ^5 Chief !

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  49. F.D.R. in Hell

    July 5th, 2012

    That boy looks a lot like the fellow I used to see when I took the train at Union Station.

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  50. Chiefillinicake

    July 5th, 2012

    Wow

    I feel like Sally Field today! That is, if she wasn’t a big liberal asshat.

    I guess I touched a nerve yesterday. But the idea of somebody as blessed as Chris Rock has been whining about this country? That sound you heard was my head exploding.

    Thanks IOTW for giving me a platform!

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  51. Stirrin the B.S.

    July 5th, 2012

    @Chief – I’d say you did.

    Over 100 TU’s – surely that has to be a record. (and I won’t call you Shirley anymore – promise ;) )

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  52. ChiefIlliniCake

    July 5th, 2012

    Stirrin’…

    110 as we fade out. Now it feels like pressure!

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  53. FreedomCat

    July 7th, 2012

    This is at the top of Zach Braff’s Twitter page. I have no fing clue who this guy is but what he wrote explains alot.

    @zachbraff

    Twitter friend to over 590,000 of the sexiest mofos on Earth. Right now I live in Los Angeles. As a teen I sometimes dry-humped pillows.

    · http://www.facebook.com/zachbraff

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  54. FreedomCat

    July 7th, 2012

    Sorry Zach was one of those posting after Chris Rock about how bad America is.

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