Home - by Cardigan - July 3, 2012 - 23:45 America/New_York - 33 Comments
July 3rd, 2012
Malia and Natasha’s future reading?
Sixteen bucks plus shipping on Amazon…
The sequel is coming soon…
“Daddy’s a Salad Tosser Now”
July 4th, 2012
Shipping is free if you’re an Amazon Prime member. 2nd day air. It’s my favorite way to receive coping materials related to the collapse of the family.
Might be handy to have. At any time we might all be declared enemies of the state.
The story has a great ending. He learned how to be a cook now he works at Mortons.
This could be a best seller after January 20, 2013.
“The NIGHT Dad Went to Jail” – sounds like obama will use the same procedure as the KGB with their Black Marias.
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Stranded in Sonoma
You have GOT to read this review of the book! It is priceless!
the review of that book….i haven’t laughed that hard in a long time.
Stranded.Unfuckingreal. We are fucked.
Go to jail? You will be raped. Go to prison? You will be raped for at least a year or longer.
You speaken from experience? Sorry, had to ask.
Toilet sangria? Is that what that’s called?
By the sound of the commenter who didn’t like the review job “this time” it sounds like this guy has a hobby going…I have to go check it out! I was so LOLing
Hmm, if Dad’s a rabbit like it appears in the cover it won’t end well. Well, it will end well in a stew with potatoes, carrots and onions. Yum.
Seriously, You should be more respectful of the Hasenpfeffer family. I mean come on.
Major Mal function
Brown rabbits and jail – gotta be racist.
House of Kell
@Stranded: ROFLMFAO….too fucking funny!!!!
excerpts: “…bought this book for our adopted Ethiopian son the night my life partner was arrested for grand-theft auto at a Peter Piper’s Pizza in Tulsa”….”Where are the stained bunk beds?”…”Where’s the bunny snitch that gets shanked by a member of the Aryan Brotherhood?”…”
IF there is such a place as Peter Pipers Pizza in Tulsa, I know where I’m NOT ever going to eat!!!
Boobie the Rocket Dog
Sixteen dollars?! They fined the guy twice, bastards!
FreeMan - Save Me Sarah
@wrpspeed – So it does have a happy ending!
Could be worse, kid. At least you know who your father is. Looks as if he might even have lived with you at one time, while he was pimping your momma.
Hmmm, this has me thinking. I do pretty good at explaining things to an audience in language and concepts they can work with. This has given me an idea for a childrens book, “How to Survive a SWAT Attack in Your Home.” Or, “What to Do After the Flash Bang.”
That confirms my decision – I am going to write children’s books for a living. I have enough weird shit in my life to write about to create a 20 volume Trilogy.
Doktor, I think that we all have enough weird stuff that has happened to us as kids that we all could write childrens books. I know that I certainly did, some of it believable and some not so. I’m surprised I’ve made it to 59 without getting put in jail for all the crazy things I did. But for the grace of God, go I.
@Bad Brad – “At any time we might all be declared enemies of the state.”
We already have been. Anyone who loves liberty, has bumper stickers, and wants a smaller Federal government is on the terror suspect list.’Cool how we don’t have profiling in this country isn’t it?
There’s a dude in one of the plants I work in who goes to jail every weekend. He’s a wife beater. The other day he was complaining because his cell mate was leaving and he has to get a new one. He said jail isn’t any fun, there’s nothing to do there, and it’s really boring. The A-hole has 11 kids with almost as many women. I just don’t understand why he holds a job.
Stirrin the B.S.
Did you see what they had available in stock?
25 new from $16.48; 9 used from $17.90 LOL
That’s a Brown Bunnie on the cover and that’s….RACIST!
How ’bout, “The Night daddy was killed fighting welfare zombies during the Second American Revolution?”
I’D buy a copy of that – our kids will NEED it someday… SOON…
Here’s a parody of a children’s book that is hilarious. I literally got escorted out of a Barnes & Borders for not being able to stop laughing whilst reading out.
Better title would be “Mommy, what’s a bastard mean?”
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