Home - by Cardigan - July 2, 2012 - 23:59 America/New_York - 181 Comments
July 3rd, 2012
Hmmmmm…. Wonder if I can get the rest of the
country to look like this.
She was last seen climbing the fcuk out of that tree over there!
What Kind of fing barbeque is this? You burnt the ribs? You guys are fucked. Michelle’s planes right behind mine.
Hey you white motherfuckers know what you’re doin’?
“It’s Raining Men!” Hallelujah
Jim - PRS
OK everyone… Places! I said PLACES, Goddammit! OK … and 5… 6….7….8.
“Who’s the Pansy in the searsuckers?”
Careful with the racism… Jose-B in the red hat to the right is one of the more qualified samsquanch hunters.
There……….I got my real birth certificate buried right where I dug up Nancy Pelosi!!!!
Shovel ready job?
Wyatt, Insensitive Jerk
Not good – still got some America standing over there. Keep burning, gentlemen.
The BIG o: See, I told you to fry up the butter the way she likes it, now look what Booosch did.
I can tax this
Just look over here to your right Mr. president.
So this is what Keyensian Economics creates jobs.
Are you guys sure you didn’t see a golf ball come through here?
“Did it get Ann Barnhart’s house?”
Stranded in Sonoma
Look, Mr. Obama. I found your voter over there.
No, you’re other right.
Chalupa. No dude its Michelle Malkin house. There’s stuff all over the internet that this fire was set to destroy her.
Why is the ground so dark?
Never leave the ashes of your Constitution unattended, they can start a rapid unintended deforestation.
Do I get to ring the bell on that truck? Pretty please?
Don’t a I get a Junior Fire Marshal helmet or something?
Yeah, or something.
I can see your chance of winning in November, WAAAAAY over there.
Is that Godzilla?
Is that Michelle?
Can you spot the gay dude in this picture?
Never Let Them See You Sweat!
Why is the ground so wet?
Twelve men and a twatwaffle.
Where Does The Bear Shit Now?
“Is That Alaska?”
(Burnt) Black is BEAUTIFUL, and all these RACIST firefighters tryin’ to tell me it AIN’T…
Barack “Akimbo” Obama!
(You have to say this in your best, deep, announcer voice)
Just look at my haughty, regal stance, with arms akimbo and concerned, distant look on my face!
@Alfa06 — You beat me to it!
It’s good to be back on the South Side.
Do you think we could get the owners to sell their property and donate the cash to my campaign? We could have a “Burned Property Gift Registry.”
A small boy, lost in a field of men . . . . .
(The yellow shirt, second from the right:)
So this is how we create shovel ready jobs–just burn down half of every state.
“What is Romney’s campaign bus doing here?”
“You put your right leg in, you put your right leg out…”
obama: “I only look left.”
Hey look! It’s Mitt Romney waaaay over there putting the fire out with his bare hands!
@Sonoma…great minds think alike…and fools seldom differ!
The golf course, too? . . .I’m outta here.
You honkies can clean up this mess.
Man, I love this job. What a bunch of dumb asses these Americans are.
How am I going to blame Bush for this one?!
ok! now let’s build a road to nowhere.
Rides A Pale Horse
“Throw out your hands!! Stick out your tush!! Hands on your hips Give them a push!! You’ll be surprised You’re doing the French Mistake!! VOILA!! Come on, try it; move the scene along Fifty million Frenchmen can’t be wrong Wheeeeeeee!!”
Could somebody bring me my teleprompter?
“Uh! These peons actually could have dirt under their fingernails.”
obama: “You guys got the picture? Okay.” To the firefighters: “Wow. You know it coulda been worse.”
OK men this will be a great site for my pyramid, let’s get started.
Wait,wait.This isn’t a fund raiser?Then why am I here?
In the voice of Paul Lind, “this is Perfect”.
or in the voice of Arnold Swettseberrgr, “I’ll be back”. Your choice !
I Blame Bush
Yeah, you’re right guys…..Michelle has been here.
So this is what workers look like.
Now Watch. Me. Faggots
Throw out your hands
Stick out your tush
Hands on your hips
Give ‘em a push
You’ll be surprised
You’re doing the Kenyan mistake
dapenguin in Alaska
I thought Tom Cruise would be here
Pale Horse, I didn’t see yours. GMTA
Mr President, the fire’s over there
Rather than standing in a burned area posing for a photo op, shouldn’t this colossal d*uchenozzle be on trial for his high crimes and treason againt the United States? Why does he walk free??
Are we done here? I need to be in Paris by the Fourth
“Somebody said Tiger Woods was over here. Who’s this jackass? Look, someone brought McDonalds.
“Can we hurry this shit up?!?! My tee time is in an hour!”
hummm, good place for a mosque
Chalupa, it looks like a reprise for “You’re Hussein”
Well you walked into the burnt out ‘burb
Like you were walking onto a yatch
Your hands strategically placed on both your hips
Your sleeves they were all rolled up
You had one eye on the plane schedule
As you thought about raising funds
And Chrissie M. stll wants to be your partner
Wants to be your partner And
You probably think this blaze is about you
I bet you think this blaze is about you
Don’t you? Don’t you?
Because we’re not doing our job as patriots?
I just read read somewhere that we should spill some more tea, and soon!
Give Me Liberty, you work out the rest.
No problem. It seems that great minds think alike.
“Sounds like steam escaping”……
Yes it do Lennie!! Don’t know if you’ve seen Freeman’s video for “You’re Hussein” – here tis….
@Sarthurk- indeed sir, indeed.
“Okay, I want the new Oval Office right here.”
A leader on a smolding pile of rubble with a megaphone this is not. No teleprompter? What could he say anyway.
I did Paul Lind’s voice in my head when I read your comment…well done Sir!
Maybe if I put my hands on my hips, I’ll look more like a tough guy.
Is that a Porta-potty over there?
Damn … we’re almost to Michelle Malkin’s house.
“It doesn’t emote the same assurance when George W. stood on the pile of rubble after 9/11 and rallied America, does it?”
I Luv Bacon
“Go on and do whatever you all do,looks like the window treatments I executive ordered for the command center have arrived.”
What a great place for a golf course.
What do you mean, we’re not shovel ready?
Let get this asshole buried so we can go eat !!
Hurry up and get Anderson Cooper over here!
“Will someone please get me a diet coke!!!”
” Hurry up with the photo-op!!!… I’ve got a tee time in less than an hour”
Abby Normal Dude
Okay, it’s been a few years but I’m pretty sure this is the spot that Moose tossed them out at so start digging.
And as a reward to man that finds my balls: an exemption from all Obamacare taxes!
President Obama tours the wreckage of his scorched Earth policies.
Steven in Vegas
She caught the scent, and located the lunch trucks here. After sampling the tamales, she dragged the entire fleet this way.
RIP: US Constitution.
obama is the only one looking to his left. force of habit.
Even the “Most Disinterested Man in the World” has to pay a visit to a non-fundraising event sometime.
How Curious? Where can I find my man with the yellow hat?
Despicable Me and his minions
What kind of idiot wears white pants to a forest fire?
A Presidential idiot I guess…….
Waddya know, I can see Pelosi’s house from here!
Why are you all standing around!! You are Laborers!! this is what you get when you are white and can not get a free education…
The Lone Faggot
Excuse me, men. I see my limo waiting….
Boobie the Rocket Dog
Did Moose pick out his wardrobe for that three-hour tour– Dockers and cowboy boots?
If anyone ever looked out of place in a photo, it is he and there.
No, Mr President, if you look over HERE, you will see that the economy is scorched!
Okay American PAtriots!
Dig his grave as deep as possible!
It's shak-N-bake and i helped
Come on guys my ball landed here somewhere.
You’ll be surprised
We’re doing the Kenyan mistake
(Missed it by THAT much)
Ok picture is done. These guys stink. Let’s get outta here.
Surprised that the Secret Service let any of those guys hold shovels that close to THE ONE. Unless they ARE the Secret Service guys in local camouflage.
I see one firefighter there. The rest look like they were dressed up for the occasion by Land’s End (similar to the lab coat incident of a couple of years ago).
Thaaay fellers, where can I get one of those faaaaabulous canary shirts? They are tho thweeet!
Total devastation, destruction of a lifetime of a family’s hard work. Excellent. My work here is done.
(yuck, I hate when I have to visit the hicks, or as dad called them, the proletariat. One of these guys has a Bible in his pocket, my skin is crawling…Oh my, I got dust on my Dockers!)
I sure no Korans were involved!!!!
Right there prez…a taxpayer…
” I Like It”
Stirrin the B.S.
Look at this scorched earth……say, that gives me an idea for my campaign…..
Uh oh, I see another faux Stimulus Bill in the making.
I’m a dumbass mother fucking cocksucking butt bunny and have no clue what the hell I’m doing expect spreading my Marxist agenda and takedown of America..
Fire Fighter number 1 to obama.. If you look over here sir where I’m pointing.. Uhh Sir?? Mr Obama? over here.. no to your other right.
This evil Marxist can’t even look right let alone lead right.
And this is what will happen to your state if they opt out of obamacare..
No Mr. President, your economic policies went that-a-way!
“OK take 10 everybody. My photographer has to reload his cameras and we need a more tragic backdrop. Smoke’em if you got. What too soon?”
Scuse me….just playin’ through. Looks like about a 9 iron chip for me – Hey Reggie, get over here.
Look at the grubby clothes of the men around him. What’d they do: airlift him in his pristine Dockers and loafers to that very spot?
Is this what they call the “scorched-earth” policy? Huh, I thought it was Detroit.
mmmmm…well fellas whattaya think? 6 or 7 iron?
Now we’re talkin shovel ready jobs…amiright fellas?
Whoa Whoa Whoa, I thought we were going to Colorado, we did this Detroit thing last week.
Open The Door
How can you be so “articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy”, in a forest fire zone?
I mean, he could of at least rubbed a little ash on himself.
The black bastard in the white house – “I had no idea West Virginia looked this way and why are all you clowns standing around?”
Fire Boss: “If you look over here Mr. President you’ll see the fire line we’ve been working on since 2:00 A.M. Mr. President…, Mr. President?”
Citizen Lame: thinking to himself “I wonder what Clooney is wearing this morning. It better be that Sari I gave him or he will be sorry. Ha I just made a joke. I am so clever, I’m a freaking genius. I …(it goes on this for 20 minutes).”
Uh…you mean to tell me that not ONE of you dumb motherfuckers brought a BASKETBALL?
“Mr. President, we’ve dug holes there, there, and there. Each hole will hold about 50 thousand democrat ballots, already pre-punched. Remember where they are when you need them.”
Yep, yep- Nice job boys. I couldn’t have done it too much better myself. Could have done a little better over there with that brick thing, but hey, you tried your best. Hey you with that big machine thing- you sure you know how to run that? OK OK- just checkin’…
Blah blah blah. Which way is the ski slope?
He’s a metrosexual girly boy trying to pass for a man. The men around him ain’t buyin’ it.
“Hey, is my tough guy outfit in the helicopter? And I want a blue hard hat so they know I’m the gay president.”
(inhales deeply) AAaaaaahhhhhh, i LOVE the smell of transformation is the morning…. watts, freddies, chicago…let’s RECREATE ’68
C’mon Ayers you cocksucker… i KNOW you’re down the street somewhere
“Well don’t just stand there guys, we still have another 56 states plus Hawaii and Alaska.”
“Effen I scream an faint, will one of you butch firefighters pick me up in your big strong arms, take me over to that waiting limo, and fcuk my brains out in the back?? If Moochie gets here, we are saying we are laying pipe, OK?”
Sorry about destroying the country men, just give me another four years and maybe things will be better. Hope and Change!
Do these pants make me look gay?
When did this happen?
Tell me again why you are here.
same ol, same ol
singing, “burn down the forest for YOUR…Mys..tery Date
“Can I blame this on Bush?”
Anyone see my Hickenlooper?
Obama forgot to rub some ash on himself too look more like the peasants for his photo op.
I guess they don’t make rainboew colored helmets yet. I mean colored in a good way.
Do you suckers really think I give a flying fuck about this shitty work you do? I’m only doing this for the photo-op
Obama makes a quick stopover in Detroit on his way to Colorado.
It’s lunchtime. Can anyone recommend a good BBQ joint around here?
I don’t always visit disaster areas, but when I need a boost in my poll ratings, I always make sure I can find a photo op somewhere. Stay burning my friends.
“I wish I had one of those cool hard hats.”
“Where is my shovel to lean on?”
How much of this state do I have to let burn before I get good barbque dog?????
Hey guys, got my sleeves rolled up (as always). Now a question….what does it feel like to work? I’ve never done any, but it looks interesting. First though….any place to get some ice cream? You know there’s something about riding on MY plane that gives me the munchies. Wonder what causes that? Hmmmm
House of Kell
‘Anyone remember where I left my teleprompter?’
Senor Presidente, see, recovery is to the RIGHT!
Maudie N Mandeville
“There’s a wildfire raging in my loins right now and only these firemen can put it out!”
well that fires done now lets burn the rest of the Constitution
Guy pointing – “Uh President Obama, I see more capitalism over in that direction.”
Obummer – “Well let’s not waste anymore time here. In case I lose in November I need to scorch as much capitalism as possible before hand.”
President Obama promotes creation of “Shovel Ready Jobs”
Scratch that…it’s been done…I’m a lazy ass and need to read the previous posts…I was never here!
FreeMan - Save Me Sarah
You all look good, you know your job, you have the shovels, I just wish I knew what to do.
CUT! what is my focus again? And where is the prompter, do I have to remember every word myself?
anybody know where the caterer is? I need some fried chicken and a shake.
Guy on left – look Mr President, over there
Mr President – I don’t see it
Guy with shovel – did you ever point to something and say “get it” to your dog?
“Whaddya think, nine iron?”
OK guys fan out, Joe couldn’t have wondered too far.
Oh man are you screwed, I just sent all our borrowed money to Detroit. Hey, it looks worse then this place and they have no white advantage.
” No sir…..Kenya is that a way”
Forest fire? What forest fire? This is the New Socialist American economy. Ain’t it perty?
I told them to move away from mooshells butt after a tamale binge.
“Hey, this sorta reminds me of home. By which I mean my father Satan’s living room.”
“Does this fire make me look gay?”
Lt. Col. Andrew Tanner
July 4th, 2012
Aaannnd; I think by placing the 12th hole here, we’ll have a great par 4!
All I need to fix this is 4 more years!
July 8th, 2012
Heck I’d never tried fast n furious and would’ve used forest fires as a reason for gun confiscation had I known bullets starting these wildfires.
This should create a lot of gubment public sector jobs.
Guy on the left is pointing to the hill where the new union hall should be built.
Guys to the right are thinking, “them shore is sum purdy shues”.
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