“Throw out your hands!! Stick out your tush!! Hands on your hips Give them a push!! You’ll be surprised You’re doing the French Mistake!! VOILA!! Come on, try it; move the scene along Fifty million Frenchmen can’t be wrong Wheeeeeeee!!”
Noteworthy Comment +22
mass55th
July 3rd, 2012
Could somebody bring me my teleprompter?
Noteworthy Comment +26
Plain Jane
July 3rd, 2012
“Uh! These peons actually could have dirt under their fingernails.”
+4
AbigailAdams
July 3rd, 2012
obama: “You guys got the picture? Okay.” To the firefighters: “Wow. You know it coulda been worse.”
Throw out your hands
Stick out your tush
Hands on your hips
Give ‘em a push
You’ll be surprised
You’re doing the Kenyan mistake
Noteworthy Comment +15
dapenguin in Alaska
July 3rd, 2012
I thought Tom Cruise would be here
+6
Callmelennie
July 3rd, 2012
Pale Horse, I didn’t see yours. GMTA
+3
Callmelennie
July 3rd, 2012
Mr President, the fire’s over there
+8
Whom
July 3rd, 2012
Rather than standing in a burned area posing for a photo op, shouldn’t this colossal d*uchenozzle be on trial for his high crimes and treason againt the United States? Why does he walk free??
Noteworthy Comment +19
Callmelennie
July 3rd, 2012
Obama:
Are we done here? I need to be in Paris by the Fourth
Noteworthy Comment +25
Artimus Maximus
July 3rd, 2012
“Somebody said Tiger Woods was over here. Who’s this jackass? Look, someone brought McDonalds.
+5
ConservativeMike
July 3rd, 2012
“Can we hurry this shit up?!?! My tee time is in an hour!”
Noteworthy Comment +23
dude
July 3rd, 2012
hummm, good place for a mosque
Noteworthy Comment +12
Callmelennie
July 3rd, 2012
Chalupa, it looks like a reprise for “You’re Hussein”
Well you walked into the burnt out ‘burb
Like you were walking onto a yatch
Your hands strategically placed on both your hips
Your sleeves they were all rolled up
You had one eye on the plane schedule
As you thought about raising funds
And Chrissie M. stll wants to be your partner
Wants to be your partner And
You’re Hussein
You probably think this blaze is about you
You’re Hussein
I bet you think this blaze is about you
Don’t you? Don’t you?
Noteworthy Comment +16
Sarthurk
July 3rd, 2012
@ whom
To Whom
By whom?
Uhh,
Because we’re not doing our job as patriots?
I just read read somewhere that we should spill some more tea, and soon!
Give Me Liberty, you work out the rest.
Cheers!
+6
Rides A Pale Horse
July 3rd, 2012
@ Callmelennie:
No problem. It seems that great minds think alike.
“It doesn’t emote the same assurance when George W. stood on the pile of rubble after 9/11 and rallied America, does it?”
Noteworthy Comment +14
I Luv Bacon
July 3rd, 2012
“Go on and do whatever you all do,looks like the window treatments I executive ordered for the command center have arrived.”
+2
chris
July 3rd, 2012
What a great place for a golf course.
+2
ronterf
July 3rd, 2012
What do you mean, we’re not shovel ready?
+2
JBee
July 3rd, 2012
Let get this asshole buried so we can go eat !!
+1
ronterf
July 3rd, 2012
Hurry up and get Anderson Cooper over here!
+2
AvgDude
July 3rd, 2012
“Will someone please get me a diet coke!!!”
+5
Horrorman18
July 3rd, 2012
” Hurry up with the photo-op!!!… I’ve got a tee time in less than an hour”
+1
Abby Normal Dude
July 3rd, 2012
Okay, it’s been a few years but I’m pretty sure this is the spot that Moose tossed them out at so start digging.
And as a reward to man that finds my balls: an exemption from all Obamacare taxes!
obama is the only one looking to his left. force of habit.
+8
Marco
July 3rd, 2012
Even the “Most Disinterested Man in the World” has to pay a visit to a non-fundraising event sometime.
Noteworthy Comment +12
Petrus
July 3rd, 2012
How Curious? Where can I find my man with the yellow hat?
+2
Gdaddytejas
July 3rd, 2012
Despicable Me and his minions
+3
Buck
July 3rd, 2012
What kind of idiot wears white pants to a forest fire?
A Presidential idiot I guess…….
Noteworthy Comment +21
TexMark
July 3rd, 2012
Waddya know, I can see Pelosi’s house from here!
+2
Red Star
July 3rd, 2012
Why are you all standing around!! You are Laborers!! this is what you get when you are white and can not get a free education…
+4
Mr.Gates
July 3rd, 2012
The Lone Faggot
+9
Roadmaster
July 3rd, 2012
Excuse me, men. I see my limo waiting….
+4
Boobie the Rocket Dog
July 3rd, 2012
Did Moose pick out his wardrobe for that three-hour tour– Dockers and cowboy boots?
If anyone ever looked out of place in a photo, it is he and there.
+6
Joe
July 3rd, 2012
No, Mr President, if you look over HERE, you will see that the economy is scorched!
+3
Salve
July 3rd, 2012
Okay American PAtriots!
Dig his grave as deep as possible!
Salve
+2
It's shak-N-bake and i helped
July 3rd, 2012
Come on guys my ball landed here somewhere.
+6
Callmelennie
July 3rd, 2012
@Pale Horse
You’ll be surprised
We’re doing the Kenyan mistake
ALLAH!
(Missed it by THAT much)
+3
Ray
July 3rd, 2012
Ok picture is done. These guys stink. Let’s get outta here.
+4
Boobie the Rocket Dog
July 3rd, 2012
Surprised that the Secret Service let any of those guys hold shovels that close to THE ONE. Unless they ARE the Secret Service guys in local camouflage.
I see one firefighter there. The rest look like they were dressed up for the occasion by Land’s End (similar to the lab coat incident of a couple of years ago).
+6
Obamasmamaspajamas
July 3rd, 2012
Thaaay fellers, where can I get one of those faaaaabulous canary shirts? They are tho thweeet!
+3
mrk-i
July 3rd, 2012
Total devastation, destruction of a lifetime of a family’s hard work. Excellent. My work here is done.
Noteworthy Comment +10
Sumdumguy
July 3rd, 2012
(yuck, I hate when I have to visit the hicks, or as dad called them, the proletariat. One of these guys has a Bible in his pocket, my skin is crawling…Oh my, I got dust on my Dockers!)
+6
Dooooomed
July 3rd, 2012
I sure no Korans were involved!!!!
+3
webone
July 3rd, 2012
Right there prez…a taxpayer…
+1
boozy
July 3rd, 2012
” I Like It”
+2
Stirrin the B.S.
July 3rd, 2012
Look at this scorched earth……say, that gives me an idea for my campaign…..
+3
Anonymous
July 3rd, 2012
Uh oh, I see another faux Stimulus Bill in the making.
+1
Noah
July 3rd, 2012
I’m a dumbass mother fucking cocksucking butt bunny and have no clue what the hell I’m doing expect spreading my Marxist agenda and takedown of America..
Too long?
+2
Noah
July 3rd, 2012
Fire Fighter number 1 to obama.. If you look over here sir where I’m pointing.. Uhh Sir?? Mr Obama? over here.. no to your other right.
This evil Marxist can’t even look right let alone lead right.
+4
Noah
July 3rd, 2012
And this is what will happen to your state if they opt out of obamacare..
+5
Danny
July 3rd, 2012
No Mr. President, your economic policies went that-a-way!
0
Dr. Tar
July 3rd, 2012
“OK take 10 everybody. My photographer has to reload his cameras and we need a more tragic backdrop. Smoke’em if you got. What too soon?”
+1
Jimbo
July 3rd, 2012
Scuse me….just playin’ through. Looks like about a 9 iron chip for me – Hey Reggie, get over here.
+2
Noelegy
July 3rd, 2012
Look at the grubby clothes of the men around him. What’d they do: airlift him in his pristine Dockers and loafers to that very spot?
+3
Jimbo
July 3rd, 2012
Is this what they call the “scorched-earth” policy? Huh, I thought it was Detroit.
+3
RacKAttacK
July 3rd, 2012
mmmmm…well fellas whattaya think? 6 or 7 iron?
+3
RacKAttacK
July 3rd, 2012
Now we’re talkin shovel ready jobs…amiright fellas?
+4
RacKAttacK
July 3rd, 2012
Whoa Whoa Whoa, I thought we were going to Colorado, we did this Detroit thing last week.
Noteworthy Comment +12
Open The Door
July 3rd, 2012
How can you be so “articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy”, in a forest fire zone?
I mean, he could of at least rubbed a little ash on himself.
+2
Joe
July 3rd, 2012
The black bastard in the white house – “I had no idea West Virginia looked this way and why are all you clowns standing around?”
+2
Dr. Tar
July 3rd, 2012
Fire Boss: “If you look over here Mr. President you’ll see the fire line we’ve been working on since 2:00 A.M. Mr. President…, Mr. President?”
Citizen Lame: thinking to himself “I wonder what Clooney is wearing this morning. It better be that Sari I gave him or he will be sorry. Ha I just made a joke. I am so clever, I’m a freaking genius. I …(it goes on this for 20 minutes).”
+7
norman einstein
July 3rd, 2012
Uh…you mean to tell me that not ONE of you dumb motherfuckers brought a BASKETBALL?
+4
Death_By_Farts
July 3rd, 2012
“Mr. President, we’ve dug holes there, there, and there. Each hole will hold about 50 thousand democrat ballots, already pre-punched. Remember where they are when you need them.”
+5
jwm
July 3rd, 2012
Yep, yep- Nice job boys. I couldn’t have done it too much better myself. Could have done a little better over there with that brick thing, but hey, you tried your best. Hey you with that big machine thing- you sure you know how to run that? OK OK- just checkin’…
JWM
+5
Fruch
July 3rd, 2012
Blah blah blah. Which way is the ski slope?
+2
jwm
July 3rd, 2012
He’s a metrosexual girly boy trying to pass for a man. The men around him ain’t buyin’ it.
JWM
+4
locknload
July 3rd, 2012
“Hey, is my tough guy outfit in the helicopter? And I want a blue hard hat so they know I’m the gay president.”
+3
Aaron
July 3rd, 2012
Not listening!
0
delroy
July 3rd, 2012
(inhales deeply) AAaaaaahhhhhh, i LOVE the smell of transformation is the morning…. watts, freddies, chicago…let’s RECREATE ’68
C’mon Ayers you cocksucker… i KNOW you’re down the street somewhere
+3
judgeroybean
July 3rd, 2012
“Well don’t just stand there guys, we still have another 56 states plus Hawaii and Alaska.”
“Effen I scream an faint, will one of you butch firefighters pick me up in your big strong arms, take me over to that waiting limo, and fcuk my brains out in the back?? If Moochie gets here, we are saying we are laying pipe, OK?”
+2
Willie Stoker
July 3rd, 2012
Sorry about destroying the country men, just give me another four years and maybe things will be better. Hope and Change!
+1
john g
July 3rd, 2012
Do these pants make me look gay?
+3
ab
July 3rd, 2012
When did this happen?
0
johneboy
July 3rd, 2012
Tell me again why you are here.
0
same ol, same ol
July 3rd, 2012
singing, “burn down the forest for YOUR…Mys..tery Date
0
Mr. Pinko
July 3rd, 2012
“Can I blame this on Bush?”
+1
Anonymous
July 3rd, 2012
Anyone see my Hickenlooper?
0
DMC
July 3rd, 2012
Obama forgot to rub some ash on himself too look more like the peasants for his photo op.
+1
Anonymous
July 3rd, 2012
I guess they don’t make rainboew colored helmets yet. I mean colored in a good way.
0
JohnR
July 3rd, 2012
Do you suckers really think I give a flying fuck about this shitty work you do? I’m only doing this for the photo-op
0
Corona
July 3rd, 2012
Obama makes a quick stopover in Detroit on his way to Colorado.
+2
mass55th
July 3rd, 2012
It’s lunchtime. Can anyone recommend a good BBQ joint around here?
0
mass55th
July 3rd, 2012
I don’t always visit disaster areas, but when I need a boost in my poll ratings, I always make sure I can find a photo op somewhere. Stay burning my friends.
+2
fisherman
July 3rd, 2012
“I wish I had one of those cool hard hats.”
0
Marco
July 3rd, 2012
“Where is my shovel to lean on?”
0
HardyBrooks
July 3rd, 2012
How much of this state do I have to let burn before I get good barbque dog?????
+3
NoLikeO
July 3rd, 2012
Hey guys, got my sleeves rolled up (as always). Now a question….what does it feel like to work? I’ve never done any, but it looks interesting. First though….any place to get some ice cream? You know there’s something about riding on MY plane that gives me the munchies. Wonder what causes that? Hmmmm
Dan
July 3rd, 2012
Hmmmmm…. Wonder if I can get the rest of the
country to look like this.
old_oaks
July 3rd, 2012
She was last seen climbing the fcuk out of that tree over there!
Bad Brad
July 3rd, 2012
What Kind of fing barbeque is this? You burnt the ribs? You guys are fucked. Michelle’s planes right behind mine.
Moe Tom
July 3rd, 2012
Hey you white motherfuckers know what you’re doin’?
Gracie
July 3rd, 2012
“It’s Raining Men!” Hallelujah
Jim - PRS
July 3rd, 2012
OK everyone… Places! I said PLACES, Goddammit! OK … and 5… 6….7….8.
montana_jim
July 3rd, 2012
“Who’s the Pansy in the searsuckers?”
old_oaks
July 3rd, 2012
Careful with the racism… Jose-B in the red hat to the right is one of the more qualified samsquanch hunters.
Unslung Hero
July 3rd, 2012
There……….I got my real birth certificate buried right where I dug up Nancy Pelosi!!!!
Honey-Badger
July 3rd, 2012
Shovel ready job?
Wyatt, Insensitive Jerk
July 3rd, 2012
Not good – still got some America standing over there. Keep burning, gentlemen.
old_oaks
July 3rd, 2012
The BIG o: See, I told you to fry up the butter the way she likes it, now look what Booosch did.
Three Rivers
July 3rd, 2012
I can tax this
Buffalobob
July 3rd, 2012
Just look over here to your right Mr. president.
Salphone
July 3rd, 2012
So this is what Keyensian Economics creates jobs.
Tommy
July 3rd, 2012
Are you guys sure you didn’t see a golf ball come through here?
Chalupa
July 3rd, 2012
“Did it get Ann Barnhart’s house?”
Stranded in Sonoma
July 3rd, 2012
Look, Mr. Obama. I found your voter over there.
Stranded in Sonoma
July 3rd, 2012
No, you’re other right.
Bad Brad
July 3rd, 2012
Chalupa. No dude its Michelle Malkin house. There’s stuff all over the internet that this fire was set to destroy her.
Stranded in Sonoma
July 3rd, 2012
Why is the ground so dark?
Millertime
July 3rd, 2012
Never leave the ashes of your Constitution unattended, they can start a rapid unintended deforestation.
Stranded in Sonoma
July 3rd, 2012
Do I get to ring the bell on that truck? Pretty please?
Stranded in Sonoma
July 3rd, 2012
Don’t a I get a Junior Fire Marshal helmet or something?
Yeah, or something.
Stranded in Sonoma
July 3rd, 2012
I can see your chance of winning in November, WAAAAAY over there.
Stranded in Sonoma
July 3rd, 2012
Is that Godzilla?
Is that Michelle?
YES!
NoMoBo
July 3rd, 2012
Can you spot the gay dude in this picture?
Alfa06
July 3rd, 2012
Never Let Them See You Sweat!
Stranded in Sonoma
July 3rd, 2012
Why is the ground so wet?
NoMoBo
July 3rd, 2012
Twelve men and a twatwaffle.
Alfa06
July 3rd, 2012
Where Does The Bear Shit Now?
Alfa06
July 3rd, 2012
“Is That Alaska?”
Bob M.
July 3rd, 2012
(Burnt) Black is BEAUTIFUL, and all these RACIST firefighters tryin’ to tell me it AIN’T…
Alfa06
July 3rd, 2012
Barack “Akimbo” Obama!
Stranded in Sonoma
July 3rd, 2012
(You have to say this in your best, deep, announcer voice)
Just look at my haughty, regal stance, with arms akimbo and concerned, distant look on my face!
Stranded in Sonoma
July 3rd, 2012
@Alfa06 — You beat me to it!
Stranded in Sonoma
July 3rd, 2012
It’s good to be back on the South Side.
mass55th
July 3rd, 2012
Do you think we could get the owners to sell their property and donate the cash to my campaign? We could have a “Burned Property Gift Registry.”
Shadow Catcher
July 3rd, 2012
A small boy, lost in a field of men . . . . .
Stranded in Sonoma
July 3rd, 2012
(The yellow shirt, second from the right:)
Nice pants!
MadAir
July 3rd, 2012
So this is how we create shovel ready jobs–just burn down half of every state.
Alfa06
July 3rd, 2012
“What is Romney’s campaign bus doing here?”
scribble
July 3rd, 2012
“You put your right leg in, you put your right leg out…”
scribble
July 3rd, 2012
obama: “I only look left.”
Stranded in Sonoma
July 3rd, 2012
Hey look! It’s Mitt Romney waaaay over there putting the fire out with his bare hands!
Alfa06
July 3rd, 2012
@Sonoma…great minds think alike…and fools seldom differ!
43fokker
July 3rd, 2012
The golf course, too? . . .I’m outta here.
You honkies can clean up this mess.
Man, I love this job. What a bunch of dumb asses these Americans are.
fullcirclethinker
July 3rd, 2012
How am I going to blame Bush for this one?!
Gina
July 3rd, 2012
ok! now let’s build a road to nowhere.
Rides A Pale Horse
July 3rd, 2012
“Throw out your hands!! Stick out your tush!! Hands on your hips Give them a push!! You’ll be surprised You’re doing the French Mistake!! VOILA!! Come on, try it; move the scene along Fifty million Frenchmen can’t be wrong Wheeeeeeee!!”
mass55th
July 3rd, 2012
Could somebody bring me my teleprompter?
Plain Jane
July 3rd, 2012
“Uh! These peons actually could have dirt under their fingernails.”
AbigailAdams
July 3rd, 2012
obama: “You guys got the picture? Okay.” To the firefighters: “Wow. You know it coulda been worse.”
Paladin
July 3rd, 2012
OK men this will be a great site for my pyramid, let’s get started.
Lylelovett666
July 3rd, 2012
Wait,wait.This isn’t a fund raiser?Then why am I here?
Sarthurk
July 3rd, 2012
In the voice of Paul Lind, “this is Perfect”.
or in the voice of Arnold Swettseberrgr, “I’ll be back”. Your choice !
Larry
July 3rd, 2012
I Blame Bush
Diogenes
July 3rd, 2012
Yeah, you’re right guys…..Michelle has been here.
bigJacket
July 3rd, 2012
So this is what workers look like.
Callmelennie
July 3rd, 2012
Now Watch. Me. Faggots
Throw out your hands
Stick out your tush
Hands on your hips
Give ‘em a push
You’ll be surprised
You’re doing the Kenyan mistake
dapenguin in Alaska
July 3rd, 2012
I thought Tom Cruise would be here
Callmelennie
July 3rd, 2012
Pale Horse, I didn’t see yours. GMTA
Callmelennie
July 3rd, 2012
Mr President, the fire’s over there
Whom
July 3rd, 2012
Rather than standing in a burned area posing for a photo op, shouldn’t this colossal d*uchenozzle be on trial for his high crimes and treason againt the United States? Why does he walk free??
Callmelennie
July 3rd, 2012
Obama:
Are we done here? I need to be in Paris by the Fourth
Artimus Maximus
July 3rd, 2012
“Somebody said Tiger Woods was over here. Who’s this jackass? Look, someone brought McDonalds.
ConservativeMike
July 3rd, 2012
“Can we hurry this shit up?!?! My tee time is in an hour!”
dude
July 3rd, 2012
hummm, good place for a mosque
Callmelennie
July 3rd, 2012
Chalupa, it looks like a reprise for “You’re Hussein”
Well you walked into the burnt out ‘burb
Like you were walking onto a yatch
Your hands strategically placed on both your hips
Your sleeves they were all rolled up
You had one eye on the plane schedule
As you thought about raising funds
And Chrissie M. stll wants to be your partner
Wants to be your partner And
You’re Hussein
You probably think this blaze is about you
You’re Hussein
I bet you think this blaze is about you
Don’t you? Don’t you?
Sarthurk
July 3rd, 2012
@ whom
To Whom
By whom?
Uhh,
Because we’re not doing our job as patriots?
I just read read somewhere that we should spill some more tea, and soon!
Give Me Liberty, you work out the rest.
Cheers!
Rides A Pale Horse
July 3rd, 2012
@ Callmelennie:
No problem. It seems that great minds think alike.
“Sounds like steam escaping”……
Chalupa
July 3rd, 2012
Yes it do Lennie!! Don’t know if you’ve seen Freeman’s video for “You’re Hussein” – here tis….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9m5eE02J09c
….
Whom
July 3rd, 2012
@Sarthurk- indeed sir, indeed.
MaryfromMarin
July 3rd, 2012
“Okay, I want the new Oval Office right here.”
IOpian
July 3rd, 2012
A leader on a smolding pile of rubble with a megaphone this is not. No teleprompter? What could he say anyway.
Alfa06
July 3rd, 2012
@Sarthurk
I did Paul Lind’s voice in my head when I read your comment…well done Sir!
Jullou
July 3rd, 2012
Maybe if I put my hands on my hips, I’ll look more like a tough guy.
GollyGeeWillikers
July 3rd, 2012
Is that a Porta-potty over there?
Sard
July 3rd, 2012
Damn … we’re almost to Michelle Malkin’s house.
Jerry Manderin
July 3rd, 2012
“It doesn’t emote the same assurance when George W. stood on the pile of rubble after 9/11 and rallied America, does it?”
I Luv Bacon
July 3rd, 2012
“Go on and do whatever you all do,looks like the window treatments I executive ordered for the command center have arrived.”
chris
July 3rd, 2012
What a great place for a golf course.
ronterf
July 3rd, 2012
What do you mean, we’re not shovel ready?
JBee
July 3rd, 2012
Let get this asshole buried so we can go eat !!
ronterf
July 3rd, 2012
Hurry up and get Anderson Cooper over here!
AvgDude
July 3rd, 2012
“Will someone please get me a diet coke!!!”
Horrorman18
July 3rd, 2012
” Hurry up with the photo-op!!!… I’ve got a tee time in less than an hour”
Abby Normal Dude
July 3rd, 2012
Okay, it’s been a few years but I’m pretty sure this is the spot that Moose tossed them out at so start digging.
And as a reward to man that finds my balls: an exemption from all Obamacare taxes!
Alpha Maser
July 3rd, 2012
President Obama tours the wreckage of his scorched Earth policies.
Steven in Vegas
July 3rd, 2012
She caught the scent, and located the lunch trucks here. After sampling the tamales, she dragged the entire fleet this way.
demonrat dave
July 3rd, 2012
RIP: US Constitution.
reliapundit
July 3rd, 2012
obama is the only one looking to his left. force of habit.
Marco
July 3rd, 2012
Even the “Most Disinterested Man in the World” has to pay a visit to a non-fundraising event sometime.
Petrus
July 3rd, 2012
How Curious? Where can I find my man with the yellow hat?
Gdaddytejas
July 3rd, 2012
Despicable Me and his minions
Buck
July 3rd, 2012
What kind of idiot wears white pants to a forest fire?
A Presidential idiot I guess…….
TexMark
July 3rd, 2012
Waddya know, I can see Pelosi’s house from here!
Red Star
July 3rd, 2012
Why are you all standing around!! You are Laborers!! this is what you get when you are white and can not get a free education…
Mr.Gates
July 3rd, 2012
The Lone Faggot
Roadmaster
July 3rd, 2012
Excuse me, men. I see my limo waiting….
Boobie the Rocket Dog
July 3rd, 2012
Did Moose pick out his wardrobe for that three-hour tour– Dockers and cowboy boots?
If anyone ever looked out of place in a photo, it is he and there.
Joe
July 3rd, 2012
No, Mr President, if you look over HERE, you will see that the economy is scorched!
Salve
July 3rd, 2012
Okay American PAtriots!
Dig his grave as deep as possible!
Salve
It's shak-N-bake and i helped
July 3rd, 2012
Come on guys my ball landed here somewhere.
Callmelennie
July 3rd, 2012
@Pale Horse
You’ll be surprised
We’re doing the Kenyan mistake
ALLAH!
(Missed it by THAT much)
Ray
July 3rd, 2012
Ok picture is done. These guys stink. Let’s get outta here.
Boobie the Rocket Dog
July 3rd, 2012
Surprised that the Secret Service let any of those guys hold shovels that close to THE ONE. Unless they ARE the Secret Service guys in local camouflage.
I see one firefighter there. The rest look like they were dressed up for the occasion by Land’s End (similar to the lab coat incident of a couple of years ago).
Obamasmamaspajamas
July 3rd, 2012
Thaaay fellers, where can I get one of those faaaaabulous canary shirts? They are tho thweeet!
mrk-i
July 3rd, 2012
Total devastation, destruction of a lifetime of a family’s hard work. Excellent. My work here is done.
Sumdumguy
July 3rd, 2012
(yuck, I hate when I have to visit the hicks, or as dad called them, the proletariat. One of these guys has a Bible in his pocket, my skin is crawling…Oh my, I got dust on my Dockers!)
Dooooomed
July 3rd, 2012
I sure no Korans were involved!!!!
webone
July 3rd, 2012
Right there prez…a taxpayer…
boozy
July 3rd, 2012
” I Like It”
Stirrin the B.S.
July 3rd, 2012
Look at this scorched earth……say, that gives me an idea for my campaign…..
Anonymous
July 3rd, 2012
Uh oh, I see another faux Stimulus Bill in the making.
Noah
July 3rd, 2012
I’m a dumbass mother fucking cocksucking butt bunny and have no clue what the hell I’m doing expect spreading my Marxist agenda and takedown of America..
Too long?
Noah
July 3rd, 2012
Fire Fighter number 1 to obama.. If you look over here sir where I’m pointing.. Uhh Sir?? Mr Obama? over here.. no to your other right.
This evil Marxist can’t even look right let alone lead right.
Noah
July 3rd, 2012
And this is what will happen to your state if they opt out of obamacare..
Danny
July 3rd, 2012
No Mr. President, your economic policies went that-a-way!
Dr. Tar
July 3rd, 2012
“OK take 10 everybody. My photographer has to reload his cameras and we need a more tragic backdrop. Smoke’em if you got. What too soon?”
Jimbo
July 3rd, 2012
Scuse me….just playin’ through. Looks like about a 9 iron chip for me – Hey Reggie, get over here.
Noelegy
July 3rd, 2012
Look at the grubby clothes of the men around him. What’d they do: airlift him in his pristine Dockers and loafers to that very spot?
Jimbo
July 3rd, 2012
Is this what they call the “scorched-earth” policy? Huh, I thought it was Detroit.
RacKAttacK
July 3rd, 2012
mmmmm…well fellas whattaya think? 6 or 7 iron?
RacKAttacK
July 3rd, 2012
Now we’re talkin shovel ready jobs…amiright fellas?
RacKAttacK
July 3rd, 2012
Whoa Whoa Whoa, I thought we were going to Colorado, we did this Detroit thing last week.
Open The Door
July 3rd, 2012
How can you be so “articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy”, in a forest fire zone?
I mean, he could of at least rubbed a little ash on himself.
Joe
July 3rd, 2012
The black bastard in the white house – “I had no idea West Virginia looked this way and why are all you clowns standing around?”
Dr. Tar
July 3rd, 2012
Fire Boss: “If you look over here Mr. President you’ll see the fire line we’ve been working on since 2:00 A.M. Mr. President…, Mr. President?”
Citizen Lame: thinking to himself “I wonder what Clooney is wearing this morning. It better be that Sari I gave him or he will be sorry. Ha I just made a joke. I am so clever, I’m a freaking genius. I …(it goes on this for 20 minutes).”
norman einstein
July 3rd, 2012
Uh…you mean to tell me that not ONE of you dumb motherfuckers brought a BASKETBALL?
Death_By_Farts
July 3rd, 2012
“Mr. President, we’ve dug holes there, there, and there. Each hole will hold about 50 thousand democrat ballots, already pre-punched. Remember where they are when you need them.”
jwm
July 3rd, 2012
Yep, yep- Nice job boys. I couldn’t have done it too much better myself. Could have done a little better over there with that brick thing, but hey, you tried your best. Hey you with that big machine thing- you sure you know how to run that? OK OK- just checkin’…
JWM
Fruch
July 3rd, 2012
Blah blah blah. Which way is the ski slope?
jwm
July 3rd, 2012
He’s a metrosexual girly boy trying to pass for a man. The men around him ain’t buyin’ it.
JWM
locknload
July 3rd, 2012
“Hey, is my tough guy outfit in the helicopter? And I want a blue hard hat so they know I’m the gay president.”
Aaron
July 3rd, 2012
Not listening!
delroy
July 3rd, 2012
(inhales deeply) AAaaaaahhhhhh, i LOVE the smell of transformation is the morning…. watts, freddies, chicago…let’s RECREATE ’68
C’mon Ayers you cocksucker… i KNOW you’re down the street somewhere
judgeroybean
July 3rd, 2012
“Well don’t just stand there guys, we still have another 56 states plus Hawaii and Alaska.”
BarnabyBoog
July 3rd, 2012
“Effen I scream an faint, will one of you butch firefighters pick me up in your big strong arms, take me over to that waiting limo, and fcuk my brains out in the back?? If Moochie gets here, we are saying we are laying pipe, OK?”
Willie Stoker
July 3rd, 2012
Sorry about destroying the country men, just give me another four years and maybe things will be better. Hope and Change!
john g
July 3rd, 2012
Do these pants make me look gay?
ab
July 3rd, 2012
When did this happen?
johneboy
July 3rd, 2012
Tell me again why you are here.
same ol, same ol
July 3rd, 2012
singing, “burn down the forest for YOUR…Mys..tery Date
Mr. Pinko
July 3rd, 2012
“Can I blame this on Bush?”
Anonymous
July 3rd, 2012
Anyone see my Hickenlooper?
DMC
July 3rd, 2012
Obama forgot to rub some ash on himself too look more like the peasants for his photo op.
Anonymous
July 3rd, 2012
I guess they don’t make rainboew colored helmets yet. I mean colored in a good way.
JohnR
July 3rd, 2012
Do you suckers really think I give a flying fuck about this shitty work you do? I’m only doing this for the photo-op
Corona
July 3rd, 2012
Obama makes a quick stopover in Detroit on his way to Colorado.
mass55th
July 3rd, 2012
It’s lunchtime. Can anyone recommend a good BBQ joint around here?
mass55th
July 3rd, 2012
I don’t always visit disaster areas, but when I need a boost in my poll ratings, I always make sure I can find a photo op somewhere. Stay burning my friends.
fisherman
July 3rd, 2012
“I wish I had one of those cool hard hats.”
Marco
July 3rd, 2012
“Where is my shovel to lean on?”
HardyBrooks
July 3rd, 2012
How much of this state do I have to let burn before I get good barbque dog?????
NoLikeO
July 3rd, 2012
Hey guys, got my sleeves rolled up (as always). Now a question….what does it feel like to work? I’ve never done any, but it looks interesting. First though….any place to get some ice cream? You know there’s something about riding on MY plane that gives me the munchies. Wonder what causes that? Hmmmm
House of Kell
July 3rd, 2012
‘Anyone remember where I left my teleprompter?’
Tim
July 3rd, 2012
Senor Presidente, see, recovery is to the RIGHT!
Maudie N Mandeville
July 3rd, 2012
When’s lunch?
Johnny Pickleduster
July 3rd, 2012
“There’s a wildfire raging in my loins right now and only these firemen can put it out!”
K Strong
July 3rd, 2012
well that fires done now lets burn the rest of the Constitution
RightWinger
July 3rd, 2012
Guy pointing – “Uh President Obama, I see more capitalism over in that direction.”
Obummer – “Well let’s not waste anymore time here. In case I lose in November I need to scorch as much capitalism as possible before hand.”
Alfa06
July 3rd, 2012
President Obama promotes creation of “Shovel Ready Jobs”
Alfa06
July 3rd, 2012
Scratch that…it’s been done…I’m a lazy ass and need to read the previous posts…I was never here!
FreeMan - Save Me Sarah
July 3rd, 2012
You all look good, you know your job, you have the shovels, I just wish I knew what to do.
FreeMan - Save Me Sarah
July 3rd, 2012
CUT! what is my focus again? And where is the prompter, do I have to remember every word myself?
puppy dog
July 3rd, 2012
anybody know where the caterer is? I need some fried chicken and a shake.
FreeMan - Save Me Sarah
July 3rd, 2012
Guy on left – look Mr President, over there
Mr President – I don’t see it
Guy with shovel – did you ever point to something and say “get it” to your dog?
Montjoie
July 3rd, 2012
“Whaddya think, nine iron?”
FreeMan - Save Me Sarah
July 3rd, 2012
OK guys fan out, Joe couldn’t have wondered too far.
FreeMan - Save Me Sarah
July 3rd, 2012
Oh man are you screwed, I just sent all our borrowed money to Detroit. Hey, it looks worse then this place and they have no white advantage.
Tim
July 3rd, 2012
” No sir…..Kenya is that a way”
Steve
July 3rd, 2012
Forest fire? What forest fire? This is the New Socialist American economy. Ain’t it perty?
dude
July 3rd, 2012
I told them to move away from mooshells butt after a tamale binge.
General Ripper
July 3rd, 2012
“Hey, this sorta reminds me of home. By which I mean my father Satan’s living room.”
Chalupa
July 3rd, 2012
“Does this fire make me look gay?”
Lt. Col. Andrew Tanner
July 4th, 2012
Aaannnd; I think by placing the 12th hole here, we’ll have a great par 4!
ConservativeMike
July 4th, 2012
All I need to fix this is 4 more years!
Nutjob
July 8th, 2012
Heck I’d never tried fast n furious and would’ve used forest fires as a reason for gun confiscation had I known bullets starting these wildfires.
Nutjob
July 8th, 2012
This should create a lot of gubment public sector jobs.
Nutjob
July 8th, 2012
Guy on the left is pointing to the hill where the new union hall should be built.
Guys to the right are thinking, “them shore is sum purdy shues”.