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  1. Dan

    July 3rd, 2012

    Hmmmmm…. Wonder if I can get the rest of the
    country to look like this.

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  2. old_oaks

    July 3rd, 2012

    She was last seen climbing the fcuk out of that tree over there!

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  3. Bad Brad

    July 3rd, 2012

    What Kind of fing barbeque is this? You burnt the ribs? You guys are fucked. Michelle’s planes right behind mine.

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  4. Moe Tom

    July 3rd, 2012

    Hey you white motherfuckers know what you’re doin’?

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  5. Gracie

    July 3rd, 2012

    “It’s Raining Men!” Hallelujah

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  6. Jim - PRS

    July 3rd, 2012

    OK everyone… Places! I said PLACES, Goddammit! OK … and 5… 6….7….8.

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  7. montana_jim

    July 3rd, 2012

    “Who’s the Pansy in the searsuckers?”

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  8. old_oaks

    July 3rd, 2012

    Careful with the racism… Jose-B in the red hat to the right is one of the more qualified samsquanch hunters.

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  9. Unslung Hero

    July 3rd, 2012

    There……….I got my real birth certificate buried right where I dug up Nancy Pelosi!!!!

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  10. Honey-Badger

    July 3rd, 2012

    Shovel ready job?

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  11. Wyatt, Insensitive Jerk

    July 3rd, 2012

    Not good – still got some America standing over there. Keep burning, gentlemen.

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  12. old_oaks

    July 3rd, 2012

    The BIG o: See, I told you to fry up the butter the way she likes it, now look what Booosch did.

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  13. Three Rivers

    July 3rd, 2012

    I can tax this

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  14. Buffalobob

    July 3rd, 2012

    Just look over here to your right Mr. president.

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  15. Salphone

    July 3rd, 2012

    So this is what Keyensian Economics creates jobs.

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  16. Tommy

    July 3rd, 2012

    Are you guys sure you didn’t see a golf ball come through here?

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  17. Chalupa

    July 3rd, 2012

    “Did it get Ann Barnhart’s house?”

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  18. Stranded in Sonoma

    July 3rd, 2012

    Look, Mr. Obama. I found your voter over there.

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  19. Stranded in Sonoma

    July 3rd, 2012

    No, you’re other right.

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  20. Bad Brad

    July 3rd, 2012

    Chalupa. No dude its Michelle Malkin house. There’s stuff all over the internet that this fire was set to destroy her.

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  21. Stranded in Sonoma

    July 3rd, 2012

    Why is the ground so dark?

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  22. Millertime

    July 3rd, 2012

    Never leave the ashes of your Constitution unattended, they can start a rapid unintended deforestation.

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  23. Stranded in Sonoma

    July 3rd, 2012

    Do I get to ring the bell on that truck? Pretty please?

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  24. Stranded in Sonoma

    July 3rd, 2012

    Don’t a I get a Junior Fire Marshal helmet or something?

    Yeah, or something.

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  25. Stranded in Sonoma

    July 3rd, 2012

    I can see your chance of winning in November, WAAAAAY over there.

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  26. Stranded in Sonoma

    July 3rd, 2012

    Is that Godzilla?

    Is that Michelle?

    YES!

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  27. NoMoBo

    July 3rd, 2012

    Can you spot the gay dude in this picture?

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  28. Alfa06

    July 3rd, 2012

    Never Let Them See You Sweat!

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  29. Stranded in Sonoma

    July 3rd, 2012

    Why is the ground so wet?

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  30. NoMoBo

    July 3rd, 2012

    Twelve men and a twatwaffle.

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  31. Alfa06

    July 3rd, 2012

    Where Does The Bear Shit Now?

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  32. Alfa06

    July 3rd, 2012

    “Is That Alaska?”

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  33. Bob M.

    July 3rd, 2012

    (Burnt) Black is BEAUTIFUL, and all these RACIST firefighters tryin’ to tell me it AIN’T… :roll:

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  34. Alfa06

    July 3rd, 2012

    Barack “Akimbo” Obama!

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  35. Stranded in Sonoma

    July 3rd, 2012

    (You have to say this in your best, deep, announcer voice)

    Just look at my haughty, regal stance, with arms akimbo and concerned, distant look on my face!

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  36. Stranded in Sonoma

    July 3rd, 2012

    @Alfa06 — You beat me to it!

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  37. Stranded in Sonoma

    July 3rd, 2012

    It’s good to be back on the South Side.

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  38. mass55th

    July 3rd, 2012

    Do you think we could get the owners to sell their property and donate the cash to my campaign? We could have a “Burned Property Gift Registry.”

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  39. Shadow Catcher

    July 3rd, 2012

    A small boy, lost in a field of men . . . . .

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  40. Stranded in Sonoma

    July 3rd, 2012

    (The yellow shirt, second from the right:)

    Nice pants!

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  41. MadAir

    July 3rd, 2012

    So this is how we create shovel ready jobs–just burn down half of every state.

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  42. Alfa06

    July 3rd, 2012

    “What is Romney’s campaign bus doing here?”

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  43. scribble

    July 3rd, 2012

    “You put your right leg in, you put your right leg out…”

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  44. scribble

    July 3rd, 2012

    obama: “I only look left.”

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  45. Stranded in Sonoma

    July 3rd, 2012

    Hey look! It’s Mitt Romney waaaay over there putting the fire out with his bare hands!

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  46. Alfa06

    July 3rd, 2012

    @Sonoma…great minds think alike…and fools seldom differ!

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  47. 43fokker

    July 3rd, 2012

    The golf course, too? . . .I’m outta here.

    You honkies can clean up this mess.

    Man, I love this job. What a bunch of dumb asses these Americans are.

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  48. fullcirclethinker

    July 3rd, 2012

    How am I going to blame Bush for this one?!

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  49. Gina

    July 3rd, 2012

    ok! now let’s build a road to nowhere.

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  50. Rides A Pale Horse

    July 3rd, 2012

    “Throw out your hands!! Stick out your tush!! Hands on your hips Give them a push!! You’ll be surprised You’re doing the French Mistake!! VOILA!! Come on, try it; move the scene along Fifty million Frenchmen can’t be wrong Wheeeeeeee!!”

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  51. mass55th

    July 3rd, 2012

    Could somebody bring me my teleprompter?

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  52. Plain Jane

    July 3rd, 2012

    “Uh! These peons actually could have dirt under their fingernails.”

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  53. AbigailAdams

    July 3rd, 2012

    obama: “You guys got the picture? Okay.” To the firefighters: “Wow. You know it coulda been worse.”

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  54. Paladin

    July 3rd, 2012

    OK men this will be a great site for my pyramid, let’s get started.

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  55. Lylelovett666

    July 3rd, 2012

    Wait,wait.This isn’t a fund raiser?Then why am I here?

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  56. Sarthurk

    July 3rd, 2012

    In the voice of Paul Lind, “this is Perfect”.
    or in the voice of Arnold Swettseberrgr, “I’ll be back”. Your choice !

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  57. Larry

    July 3rd, 2012

    I Blame Bush

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  58. Diogenes

    July 3rd, 2012

    Yeah, you’re right guys…..Michelle has been here.

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  59. bigJacket

    July 3rd, 2012

    So this is what workers look like.

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  60. Callmelennie

    July 3rd, 2012

    Now Watch. Me. Faggots

    Throw out your hands
    Stick out your tush
    Hands on your hips
    Give ‘em a push
    You’ll be surprised
    You’re doing the Kenyan mistake

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  61. dapenguin in Alaska

    July 3rd, 2012

    I thought Tom Cruise would be here

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  62. Callmelennie

    July 3rd, 2012

    Pale Horse, I didn’t see yours. GMTA

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  63. Callmelennie

    July 3rd, 2012

    Mr President, the fire’s over there

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  64. Whom

    July 3rd, 2012

    Rather than standing in a burned area posing for a photo op, shouldn’t this colossal d*uchenozzle be on trial for his high crimes and treason againt the United States? Why does he walk free??

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  65. Callmelennie

    July 3rd, 2012

    Obama:

    Are we done here? I need to be in Paris by the Fourth

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  66. Artimus Maximus

    July 3rd, 2012

    “Somebody said Tiger Woods was over here. Who’s this jackass? Look, someone brought McDonalds.

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  67. ConservativeMike

    July 3rd, 2012

    “Can we hurry this shit up?!?! My tee time is in an hour!”

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  68. dude

    July 3rd, 2012

    hummm, good place for a mosque

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  69. Callmelennie

    July 3rd, 2012

    Chalupa, it looks like a reprise for “You’re Hussein”

    Well you walked into the burnt out ‘burb
    Like you were walking onto a yatch
    Your hands strategically placed on both your hips
    Your sleeves they were all rolled up
    You had one eye on the plane schedule
    As you thought about raising funds
    And Chrissie M. stll wants to be your partner
    Wants to be your partner And
    You’re Hussein
    You probably think this blaze is about you
    You’re Hussein
    I bet you think this blaze is about you
    Don’t you? Don’t you?

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  70. Sarthurk

    July 3rd, 2012

    @ whom
    To Whom
    By whom?
    Uhh,
    Because we’re not doing our job as patriots?

    I just read read somewhere that we should spill some more tea, and soon!

    Give Me Liberty, you work out the rest.
    Cheers!

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  71. Rides A Pale Horse

    July 3rd, 2012

    @ Callmelennie:

    No problem. It seems that great minds think alike.

    “Sounds like steam escaping”…… :)

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  72. Chalupa

    July 3rd, 2012

    Yes it do Lennie!! Don’t know if you’ve seen Freeman’s video for “You’re Hussein” – here tis….

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9m5eE02J09c

    ….

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  73. Whom

    July 3rd, 2012

    @Sarthurk- indeed sir, indeed.

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  74. MaryfromMarin

    July 3rd, 2012

    “Okay, I want the new Oval Office right here.”

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  75. IOpian

    July 3rd, 2012

    A leader on a smolding pile of rubble with a megaphone this is not. No teleprompter? What could he say anyway.

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  76. Alfa06

    July 3rd, 2012

    @Sarthurk
    I did Paul Lind’s voice in my head when I read your comment…well done Sir!

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  77. Jullou

    July 3rd, 2012

    Maybe if I put my hands on my hips, I’ll look more like a tough guy.

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  78. GollyGeeWillikers

    July 3rd, 2012

    Is that a Porta-potty over there?

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  79. Sard

    July 3rd, 2012

    Damn … we’re almost to Michelle Malkin’s house.

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  80. Jerry Manderin

    July 3rd, 2012

    “It doesn’t emote the same assurance when George W. stood on the pile of rubble after 9/11 and rallied America, does it?”

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  81. I Luv Bacon

    July 3rd, 2012

    “Go on and do whatever you all do,looks like the window treatments I executive ordered for the command center have arrived.”

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  82. chris

    July 3rd, 2012

    What a great place for a golf course.

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  83. ronterf

    July 3rd, 2012

    What do you mean, we’re not shovel ready?

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  84. JBee

    July 3rd, 2012

    Let get this asshole buried so we can go eat !!

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  85. ronterf

    July 3rd, 2012

    Hurry up and get Anderson Cooper over here!

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  86. AvgDude

    July 3rd, 2012

    “Will someone please get me a diet coke!!!”

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  87. Horrorman18

    July 3rd, 2012

    ” Hurry up with the photo-op!!!… I’ve got a tee time in less than an hour”

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  88. Abby Normal Dude

    July 3rd, 2012

    Okay, it’s been a few years but I’m pretty sure this is the spot that Moose tossed them out at so start digging.
    And as a reward to man that finds my balls: an exemption from all Obamacare taxes!

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  89. Alpha Maser

    July 3rd, 2012

    President Obama tours the wreckage of his scorched Earth policies.

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  90. Steven in Vegas

    July 3rd, 2012

    She caught the scent, and located the lunch trucks here. After sampling the tamales, she dragged the entire fleet this way.

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  91. demonrat dave

    July 3rd, 2012

    RIP: US Constitution.

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  92. reliapundit

    July 3rd, 2012

    obama is the only one looking to his left. force of habit.

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  93. Marco

    July 3rd, 2012

    Even the “Most Disinterested Man in the World” has to pay a visit to a non-fundraising event sometime.

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  94. Petrus

    July 3rd, 2012

    How Curious? Where can I find my man with the yellow hat?

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  95. Gdaddytejas

    July 3rd, 2012

    Despicable Me and his minions

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  96. Buck

    July 3rd, 2012

    What kind of idiot wears white pants to a forest fire?

    A Presidential idiot I guess…….

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  97. TexMark

    July 3rd, 2012

    Waddya know, I can see Pelosi’s house from here!

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  98. Red Star

    July 3rd, 2012

    Why are you all standing around!! You are Laborers!! this is what you get when you are white and can not get a free education…

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  99. Mr.Gates

    July 3rd, 2012

    The Lone Faggot

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  100. Roadmaster

    July 3rd, 2012

    Excuse me, men. I see my limo waiting….

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  101. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    July 3rd, 2012

    Did Moose pick out his wardrobe for that three-hour tour– Dockers and cowboy boots?

    If anyone ever looked out of place in a photo, it is he and there.

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  102. Joe

    July 3rd, 2012

    No, Mr President, if you look over HERE, you will see that the economy is scorched!

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  103. Salve

    July 3rd, 2012

    Okay American PAtriots!

    Dig his grave as deep as possible!

    Salve

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  104. It's shak-N-bake and i helped

    July 3rd, 2012

    Come on guys my ball landed here somewhere.

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  105. Callmelennie

    July 3rd, 2012

    @Pale Horse

    You’ll be surprised
    We’re doing the Kenyan mistake
    ALLAH!

    (Missed it by THAT much)

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  106. Ray

    July 3rd, 2012

    Ok picture is done. These guys stink. Let’s get outta here.

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  107. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    July 3rd, 2012

    Surprised that the Secret Service let any of those guys hold shovels that close to THE ONE. Unless they ARE the Secret Service guys in local camouflage.

    I see one firefighter there. The rest look like they were dressed up for the occasion by Land’s End (similar to the lab coat incident of a couple of years ago).

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  108. Obamasmamaspajamas

    July 3rd, 2012

    Thaaay fellers, where can I get one of those faaaaabulous canary shirts? They are tho thweeet!

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  109. mrk-i

    July 3rd, 2012

    Total devastation, destruction of a lifetime of a family’s hard work. Excellent. My work here is done.

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  110. Sumdumguy

    July 3rd, 2012

    (yuck, I hate when I have to visit the hicks, or as dad called them, the proletariat. One of these guys has a Bible in his pocket, my skin is crawling…Oh my, I got dust on my Dockers!)

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  111. Dooooomed

    July 3rd, 2012

    I sure no Korans were involved!!!!

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  112. webone

    July 3rd, 2012

    Right there prez…a taxpayer…

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  113. boozy

    July 3rd, 2012

    ” I Like It”

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  114. Stirrin the B.S.

    July 3rd, 2012

    Look at this scorched earth……say, that gives me an idea for my campaign…..

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  115. Anonymous

    July 3rd, 2012

    Uh oh, I see another faux Stimulus Bill in the making.

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  116. Noah

    July 3rd, 2012

    I’m a dumbass mother fucking cocksucking butt bunny and have no clue what the hell I’m doing expect spreading my Marxist agenda and takedown of America..

    Too long?

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  117. Noah

    July 3rd, 2012

    Fire Fighter number 1 to obama.. If you look over here sir where I’m pointing.. Uhh Sir?? Mr Obama? over here.. no to your other right.

    This evil Marxist can’t even look right let alone lead right.

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  118. Noah

    July 3rd, 2012

    And this is what will happen to your state if they opt out of obamacare..

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  119. Danny

    July 3rd, 2012

    No Mr. President, your economic policies went that-a-way!

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  120. Dr. Tar

    July 3rd, 2012

    “OK take 10 everybody. My photographer has to reload his cameras and we need a more tragic backdrop. Smoke’em if you got. What too soon?”

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  121. Jimbo

    July 3rd, 2012

    Scuse me….just playin’ through. Looks like about a 9 iron chip for me – Hey Reggie, get over here.

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  122. Noelegy

    July 3rd, 2012

    Look at the grubby clothes of the men around him. What’d they do: airlift him in his pristine Dockers and loafers to that very spot?

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  123. Jimbo

    July 3rd, 2012

    Is this what they call the “scorched-earth” policy? Huh, I thought it was Detroit.

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  124. RacKAttacK

    July 3rd, 2012

    mmmmm…well fellas whattaya think? 6 or 7 iron?

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  125. RacKAttacK

    July 3rd, 2012

    Now we’re talkin shovel ready jobs…amiright fellas?

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  126. RacKAttacK

    July 3rd, 2012

    Whoa Whoa Whoa, I thought we were going to Colorado, we did this Detroit thing last week.

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  127. Open The Door

    July 3rd, 2012

    How can you be so “articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy”, in a forest fire zone?
    I mean, he could of at least rubbed a little ash on himself.

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  128. Joe

    July 3rd, 2012

    The black bastard in the white house – “I had no idea West Virginia looked this way and why are all you clowns standing around?”

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  129. Dr. Tar

    July 3rd, 2012

    Fire Boss: “If you look over here Mr. President you’ll see the fire line we’ve been working on since 2:00 A.M. Mr. President…, Mr. President?”

    Citizen Lame: thinking to himself “I wonder what Clooney is wearing this morning. It better be that Sari I gave him or he will be sorry. Ha I just made a joke. I am so clever, I’m a freaking genius. I …(it goes on this for 20 minutes).”

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  130. norman einstein

    July 3rd, 2012

    Uh…you mean to tell me that not ONE of you dumb motherfuckers brought a BASKETBALL?

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  131. Death_By_Farts

    July 3rd, 2012

    “Mr. President, we’ve dug holes there, there, and there. Each hole will hold about 50 thousand democrat ballots, already pre-punched. Remember where they are when you need them.”

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  132. jwm

    July 3rd, 2012

    Yep, yep- Nice job boys. I couldn’t have done it too much better myself. Could have done a little better over there with that brick thing, but hey, you tried your best. Hey you with that big machine thing- you sure you know how to run that? OK OK- just checkin’…

    JWM

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  133. Fruch

    July 3rd, 2012

    Blah blah blah. Which way is the ski slope?

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  134. jwm

    July 3rd, 2012

    He’s a metrosexual girly boy trying to pass for a man. The men around him ain’t buyin’ it.

    JWM

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  135. locknload

    July 3rd, 2012

    “Hey, is my tough guy outfit in the helicopter? And I want a blue hard hat so they know I’m the gay president.”

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  136. Aaron

    July 3rd, 2012

    Not listening!

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  137. delroy

    July 3rd, 2012

    (inhales deeply) AAaaaaahhhhhh, i LOVE the smell of transformation is the morning…. watts, freddies, chicago…let’s RECREATE ’68

    C’mon Ayers you cocksucker… i KNOW you’re down the street somewhere

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  138. judgeroybean

    July 3rd, 2012

    “Well don’t just stand there guys, we still have another 56 states plus Hawaii and Alaska.”

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  139. BarnabyBoog

    July 3rd, 2012

    “Effen I scream an faint, will one of you butch firefighters pick me up in your big strong arms, take me over to that waiting limo, and fcuk my brains out in the back?? If Moochie gets here, we are saying we are laying pipe, OK?”

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  140. Willie Stoker

    July 3rd, 2012

    Sorry about destroying the country men, just give me another four years and maybe things will be better. Hope and Change!

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  141. john g

    July 3rd, 2012

    Do these pants make me look gay?

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  142. ab

    July 3rd, 2012

    When did this happen?

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  143. johneboy

    July 3rd, 2012

    Tell me again why you are here.

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  144. same ol, same ol

    July 3rd, 2012

    singing, “burn down the forest for YOUR…Mys..tery Date

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  145. Mr. Pinko

    July 3rd, 2012

    “Can I blame this on Bush?”

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  146. Anonymous

    July 3rd, 2012

    Anyone see my Hickenlooper?

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  147. DMC

    July 3rd, 2012

    Obama forgot to rub some ash on himself too look more like the peasants for his photo op.

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  148. Anonymous

    July 3rd, 2012

    I guess they don’t make rainboew colored helmets yet. I mean colored in a good way.

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  149. JohnR

    July 3rd, 2012

    Do you suckers really think I give a flying fuck about this shitty work you do? I’m only doing this for the photo-op

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  150. Corona

    July 3rd, 2012

    Obama makes a quick stopover in Detroit on his way to Colorado.

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  151. mass55th

    July 3rd, 2012

    It’s lunchtime. Can anyone recommend a good BBQ joint around here?

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  152. mass55th

    July 3rd, 2012

    I don’t always visit disaster areas, but when I need a boost in my poll ratings, I always make sure I can find a photo op somewhere. Stay burning my friends.

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  153. fisherman

    July 3rd, 2012

    “I wish I had one of those cool hard hats.”

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  154. Marco

    July 3rd, 2012

    “Where is my shovel to lean on?”

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  155. HardyBrooks

    July 3rd, 2012

    How much of this state do I have to let burn before I get good barbque dog?????

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  156. NoLikeO

    July 3rd, 2012

    Hey guys, got my sleeves rolled up (as always). Now a question….what does it feel like to work? I’ve never done any, but it looks interesting. First though….any place to get some ice cream? You know there’s something about riding on MY plane that gives me the munchies. Wonder what causes that? Hmmmm

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  157. House of Kell

    July 3rd, 2012

    ‘Anyone remember where I left my teleprompter?’

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  158. Tim

    July 3rd, 2012

    Senor Presidente, see, recovery is to the RIGHT!

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  159. Maudie N Mandeville

    July 3rd, 2012

    When’s lunch?

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  160. Johnny Pickleduster

    July 3rd, 2012

    “There’s a wildfire raging in my loins right now and only these firemen can put it out!”

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  161. K Strong

    July 3rd, 2012

    well that fires done now lets burn the rest of the Constitution

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  162. RightWinger

    July 3rd, 2012

    Guy pointing – “Uh President Obama, I see more capitalism over in that direction.”

    Obummer – “Well let’s not waste anymore time here. In case I lose in November I need to scorch as much capitalism as possible before hand.”

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  163. Alfa06

    July 3rd, 2012

    President Obama promotes creation of “Shovel Ready Jobs”

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  164. Alfa06

    July 3rd, 2012

    Scratch that…it’s been done…I’m a lazy ass and need to read the previous posts…I was never here!

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  165. FreeMan - Save Me Sarah

    July 3rd, 2012

    You all look good, you know your job, you have the shovels, I just wish I knew what to do.

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  166. FreeMan - Save Me Sarah

    July 3rd, 2012

    CUT! what is my focus again? And where is the prompter, do I have to remember every word myself?

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  167. puppy dog

    July 3rd, 2012

    anybody know where the caterer is? I need some fried chicken and a shake.

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  168. FreeMan - Save Me Sarah

    July 3rd, 2012

    Guy on left – look Mr President, over there

    Mr President – I don’t see it

    Guy with shovel – did you ever point to something and say “get it” to your dog?

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  169. Montjoie

    July 3rd, 2012

    “Whaddya think, nine iron?”

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  170. FreeMan - Save Me Sarah

    July 3rd, 2012

    OK guys fan out, Joe couldn’t have wondered too far.

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  171. FreeMan - Save Me Sarah

    July 3rd, 2012

    Oh man are you screwed, I just sent all our borrowed money to Detroit. Hey, it looks worse then this place and they have no white advantage.

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  172. Tim

    July 3rd, 2012

    ” No sir…..Kenya is that a way”

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  173. Steve

    July 3rd, 2012

    Forest fire? What forest fire? This is the New Socialist American economy. Ain’t it perty?

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  174. dude

    July 3rd, 2012

    I told them to move away from mooshells butt after a tamale binge.

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  175. General Ripper

    July 3rd, 2012

    “Hey, this sorta reminds me of home. By which I mean my father Satan’s living room.”

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  176. Chalupa

    July 3rd, 2012

    “Does this fire make me look gay?”

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  177. Lt. Col. Andrew Tanner

    July 4th, 2012

    Aaannnd; I think by placing the 12th hole here, we’ll have a great par 4!

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  178. ConservativeMike

    July 4th, 2012

    All I need to fix this is 4 more years!

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  179. Nutjob

    July 8th, 2012

    Heck I’d never tried fast n furious and would’ve used forest fires as a reason for gun confiscation had I known bullets starting these wildfires.

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  180. Nutjob

    July 8th, 2012

    This should create a lot of gubment public sector jobs.

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  181. Nutjob

    July 8th, 2012

    Guy on the left is pointing to the hill where the new union hall should be built.

    Guys to the right are thinking, “them shore is sum purdy shues”.

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