Home - by BigFurHat - July 2, 2012 - 17:00 America/New_York - 56 Comments
Stirrin the B.S.
July 2nd, 2012
They’re for when the shit hits the fan.
The wookie is getting de-pelted?
He’s poked himself in the eye several time while walking past a mirror and not being able the resist the uncontrollable urge to give himself a big old aggressive hug.
For when Reggie lets fly with his “love juice”.
Sperm. It burns.
Axelrod told him he’d look cool …
And Soros has a pair.
skillets and I tea
(in a dream) his son Trayvon told him they make him look all seal team6 and shit
They have anti-Constitution coating and they protect him from harmful EV (enraged voter) rays of light.
Little does he know that Sarah Palin secretly switched his lenses with ones dipped in TEA extracts, to which he is highly allergic.
Let’s watch how this hilarity plays out now…..
Czar of Defenestration
Like Buck suggested: BRONY SAUCE.
So Zero can see the real world in his defeat come November. I can see November from Wisconsin!
To protect him from the possibility of being attacked by plastic fork wielding Mexicans.
Other Mike in Brazil
They are the new Google glasses for POV porn! Thanks to the graciousness of Dear Reader, we can now watch ourselves getting raped. Thank you 53%!!!!
Apparently three of the plastic forks from last week’s dinner have not been accounted for
to try and keep the shi^ he spews off his lying face when he opens his piehole
Left Coast Dan
And yet they do nothing.
Eating across from Michell. Arm fat and food flying everywhere …
Stranded in Sonoma
He’s just tryin’ to look all NBA and everything.
because biden flicks his boogers
Gotta use those dumbo ears for sumpin. They’re sure not for listening to American citizens.
He’s having a spaghetti dinner with Joey Biden.
They’re glasses from the future. He’s watching a spoof of “The Last Stand of Yakov Smirnoff” (from The Ben Stiller Show). In this episode, Barry is on the floor in the fetal position, sucking his thumb on election night, and repeating “but what will become of Barracko?”
Tamale night at the White House?
Where are the nose plugs?
Oblabla heard that working people sometimes wear these at work. When they’re working at their workplace.
This election Zero’s planning to portray himself as a bitter clinger. Someone that has been employed, legitimately, without affirmative action, or sponsorship, or criminal advancement.
His actor bff Clooney (ie, butt-f..ing fool) taught him about the clever use of props.
These are OSHA required. He was doing some manly work, like hanging curtains again.
That Goddamn umbrella get him again?!
For pissing into those darned headwinds.
To not get turfeye while duffing I mean golfing.
To protect him from the wind farm in DC. All that hot air he spouts blows back in his face.
Maybe he thinks no one will hit a pussy wearing glasses.
Acid protection. Bet he starts wearing them wherever he meet the unscreened public. He’s paranoid.
pearl necklace protection
He thinks he’s a rock star, so this is his Bono look. Yeah, I’m cool.
He puts on his rose colored safety goggles and declares that he has added 2 million manufacturing jobs since he took office. Aren’t I amazing? I mean really, don’t you just love me?
Michelle is recreating her favorite 80′s movie scene…’this is how Brundle-Fly eats’.
According to the AMA all body fluids should be treated as biohazard. Anyone who may be exposed as part of their vocation (or avocation) should follow “universal precautions”, of which wearing safety glasses is included.
Additionally, gloves should also be worn to avoid friction burn, or possible animal bites during “exotic” activities….
They’re bullshit splatter guards. Everytime he opens his mouth bullshit (and chicken shit and horseshit)spews out. He doesn’t want to get it in his eyes. He should consider wearing a full hazmat suit.
Those are x-ray glasses…used to see cash and credit cards in the wallets and purses of potential donors. Secret Service relieves them of this burden before they are allowed to leave, for the public good.
Roscoe P. Soultrane
Give me an “Angry Pirate” one time, shame on you. Give me an “Angry Pirate” seventeen or more times, shame on me.
- President Obama
must’ve been some mexicans nearby armed with forks.
Bath salts in bath houses.
Roscoe – I also heard that President On-The-Down-Low is into Chili Dogs, Supermans and Felching with a straw – “I can’t suck all this stuff up with a straw, ya know” – President OTDL
Larry Sinclair’s seamon?
To keep the bullshit in.
DANG that Clooney’s back door is diiiiiiiirrrrrrty!
He needs them ever since that last nasty cocksucking accident happened at the Ayers’ house.
GM Car Of The Future
When his Chevy VOLT explodes.
Moose Filters. Gives everything that hazy, twinkly effect, like they’re watching Warren Beatty.
Standard prep for his weekly “staff” meeting
July 3rd, 2012
“What Are the Safety Goggles For?”
He’s operating crayons again?
House of Kell
Teleprompter glasses…come on, y’all…you know the fuckstick can’t wipe his own ass without a cue……
@Ocean Sailor: LOL…funny, I can see it from Ohio, too!!!
…and when they’re not being used in ‘teleprompter’ mode, they play continous loop of stalins’, lenins’, hitlers’, pol pots’, lil kim ll dongs’ & che’s best speeches….evah…lest he forget his true mission and the KGB or the iranian quds have to reeducate his sorry faggot ass…black muslim faggots they’ll tolerate, a free, original thought? Never in a million years…..
Actually, they are to protect his eyes from all the bright red on the coming electoral map in November.
When you’re flinging BS I do believe they’re OSHA required.
July 4th, 2012
barry got game.
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