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Have You Seen This Woman?
She’s been robbing convenience stores and gas stations… in Australia. But I still think it’s my duty, as a public service, to post this as an all-points-bulletin, as it were.
Video of the knife wielding bandit is available for $19.95 HERE
Steve
July 2nd, 2012
Wanted … ALIVE!
MrBlonde
July 2nd, 2012
It would take me some time to notice the knife.
hanoverfist
July 2nd, 2012
Fur
Please keep me abreast of the situation.
Stranded in Sonoma
July 2nd, 2012
Bet she’s an actress. Any publicity is good publicity.
Cynic
July 2nd, 2012
When the cops finally catch her, it will be a sensational bust.
Meshuggahboy
July 2nd, 2012
Nice weapons.
RandyG
July 2nd, 2012
She is a regular here… Heh.
joe
July 2nd, 2012
Yesterday at church the pastor came up to me and whispered “you need to zip up your pants.” I had committed no robbery and wasn’t attracting anything but flies.
Anonymous
July 2nd, 2012
She can assault me anytime with those.
Stirrin the B.S.
July 2nd, 2012
Dumb blond jokes in 3, 2, 1…
Stirrin the B.S.
July 2nd, 2012
oops, speaking of dumb….BLONDE….ya big dummy!
BigFurHat
July 2nd, 2012
You mean, 3, b, 1 …
renthal
July 2nd, 2012
“yes officer, she had a pair of weapons.”
scr_north
July 2nd, 2012
Cops: Ok, Sir now what color was her hair?
Clerk: Uh, um…
Cops: We’ll get back to that Sir, did she wear glasses, how tall would you say she was?
Clerk: Uh, um….
Cops: Hmmm, what color were the clothes that she was wearing?
Clerk: Uh, er, um…
Cops: Sir, do you remember anything?
Clerk: Well, two things come to mind…..
Anonymous
July 2nd, 2012
I doubt the police can benefit from that tape. There’s not enough jiggling evident.
Pickled Liver
July 2nd, 2012
Love to see the witnesses description! She had a great set of knockers – that’s about all I can remember!
BigFurHat
July 2nd, 2012
The cops had the victim look through a book of jugshots.
BigFurHat
July 2nd, 2012
Cops have released a warning to convenience store clerks -
this bandit seems to set off the automatic door well before she actually fully enters the store.
Pickled Liver
July 2nd, 2012
They were Held up?
Pickled Liver
July 2nd, 2012
She sure has a pretty smile – aren’t they?
Pickled Liver
July 2nd, 2012
Is this another story about SEE CUPPS ?
(O.k. I’ll stop now)
Bob M.
July 2nd, 2012
I can hide her at MY place…
Stirrin the B.S.
July 2nd, 2012
Clerk: It was awful, I tell ya. She whipped out her .45′s and I damn near wet myself!
Bad Brad
July 2nd, 2012
If I was a Copper over there. I’d start checking, Pre-schools, day care centers and elementary schools for kids with stretch marks on their faces from breast feeding.
Whom
July 2nd, 2012
Wow- robbery victims will be lining up for this bandit! Quite the turn on for ‘em, no doubt
Metprof
July 2nd, 2012
Yes officer, she was packing a pair of 44s.
Metprof
July 2nd, 2012
What knife?
Chief I-cake
July 2nd, 2012
That stick-up was a dick up. Oh, behave!
Poonces
July 2nd, 2012
Lol. Earth men are easy.
Hybrid Lemon
July 2nd, 2012
Note to Buxom Bandit:
The front door key is not under the WELCOME Mat…
It’s in the flower pot on the right.
Thank you.
renthal
July 2nd, 2012
Tits Galore still at large.
IronyCurtain
July 2nd, 2012
More than 20 cops were injured in the fight to see who gets to frisk her.
IronyCurtain
July 2nd, 2012
“Officer, she came into the 7-11 and all I can remember is the two extra large cups. Oh, I did a Big Gulp, alright.”
muddjuice
July 2nd, 2012
If I make a citizen’s arrest and she resists, forcing me to use excessive force on her, what are the chances that I’ll get off?
I’m so going to have to pray for forgiveness….
IronyCurtain
July 2nd, 2012
When the cops finally got her she had to admit that the jiggling was up.
muddjuice
July 2nd, 2012
Seriously though, I’m kinda suprised the big guy behind the counter didn’t jump her when she turned her back to grab the money.
She looked sort of small…other than her jigglies…
muddjuice
July 2nd, 2012
Are her victims all overcome….?
Man….I need a lot of prayers. Help me out…
muddjuice
July 2nd, 2012
Buxom Blonde: “This is a stick up!”
Male clerk pointing down to front of pants: “So’s this.”
muddjuice
July 2nd, 2012
@ Cynic
Reminds me of The Naked Gun….
“Is this some sort of bust?”
“Those are impressive, but that’s not why we’re here…”
joe
July 2nd, 2012
All of a sudden, I have an insatiable desire for lemon jello.
Stache
July 2nd, 2012
All this robbery. Earlier, she was seen at Col. Sanders KFC, taking two large breasts.
muddjuice
July 2nd, 2012
Watch it turn out to be a guy who had a sex change. Then all the people will have the “Crying Game” moment from Ace Ventura after drooling over her…..
BigFurHat
July 2nd, 2012
I don’t think they are drooling over her as much as drooling over them.
muddjuice
July 2nd, 2012
But what if they’re a man’s them? **shudder**
FreeMan - Save Me Sarah
July 2nd, 2012
With a set like that she could have men throwing her money. Why rob?
General Ripper
July 2nd, 2012
Cor blimey! That’s a bloody nice pair of jubblies, eh mate? I don’t want to harbour any naughty thoughts about the wee bonnie lass but……
….why didn’t they release any pictures of her bum?
House of Kell
July 3rd, 2012
LOL…I think in this case, ‘Stop & Frisk’ really might kill…but ohhhh, the pleasure!!!
Tim
July 3rd, 2012
She was brandishing a KNIFE????
Sorry….didn’t even see a knife…
steven
July 7th, 2012
Id like 2 give her a pearl necklace for being so brave, its the least I could do 4 her, lovely July, I could suck. Kiss and play with her beautiful tits, every day for hours, there erotic, I bet she brushes them every day. Thank ,u sweet pie 4 putting a smile in my pants.
msq
July 7th, 2012
what knife?