Home - by BigFurHat - July 2, 2012 - 14:15 America/New_York - 50 Comments
She’s been robbing convenience stores and gas stations… in Australia. But I still think it’s my duty, as a public service, to post this as an all-points-bulletin, as it were.
Video of the knife wielding bandit is available for $19.95 HERE
July 2nd, 2012
Wanted … ALIVE!
It would take me some time to notice the knife.
Please keep me abreast of the situation.
Stranded in Sonoma
Bet she’s an actress. Any publicity is good publicity.
When the cops finally catch her, it will be a sensational bust.
She is a regular here… Heh.
Yesterday at church the pastor came up to me and whispered “you need to zip up your pants.” I had committed no robbery and wasn’t attracting anything but flies.
She can assault me anytime with those.
Stirrin the B.S.
Dumb blond jokes in 3, 2, 1…
oops, speaking of dumb….BLONDE….ya big dummy!
You mean, 3, b, 1 …
“yes officer, she had a pair of weapons.”
Cops: Ok, Sir now what color was her hair?
Clerk: Uh, um…
Cops: We’ll get back to that Sir, did she wear glasses, how tall would you say she was?
Clerk: Uh, um….
Cops: Hmmm, what color were the clothes that she was wearing?
Clerk: Uh, er, um…
Cops: Sir, do you remember anything?
Clerk: Well, two things come to mind…..
I doubt the police can benefit from that tape. There’s not enough jiggling evident.
Love to see the witnesses description! She had a great set of knockers – that’s about all I can remember!
The cops had the victim look through a book of jugshots.
Cops have released a warning to convenience store clerks -
this bandit seems to set off the automatic door well before she actually fully enters the store.
They were Held up?
She sure has a pretty smile – aren’t they?
Is this another story about SEE CUPPS ?
(O.k. I’ll stop now)
I can hide her at MY place…
Clerk: It was awful, I tell ya. She whipped out her .45′s and I damn near wet myself!
If I was a Copper over there. I’d start checking, Pre-schools, day care centers and elementary schools for kids with stretch marks on their faces from breast feeding.
Wow- robbery victims will be lining up for this bandit! Quite the turn on for ‘em, no doubt
Yes officer, she was packing a pair of 44s.
That stick-up was a dick up. Oh, behave!
Lol. Earth men are easy.
Note to Buxom Bandit:
The front door key is not under the WELCOME Mat…
It’s in the flower pot on the right.
Tits Galore still at large.
More than 20 cops were injured in the fight to see who gets to frisk her.
“Officer, she came into the 7-11 and all I can remember is the two extra large cups. Oh, I did a Big Gulp, alright.”
If I make a citizen’s arrest and she resists, forcing me to use excessive force on her, what are the chances that I’ll get off?
I’m so going to have to pray for forgiveness….
When the cops finally got her she had to admit that the jiggling was up.
Seriously though, I’m kinda suprised the big guy behind the counter didn’t jump her when she turned her back to grab the money.
She looked sort of small…other than her jigglies…
Are her victims all overcome….?
Man….I need a lot of prayers. Help me out…
Buxom Blonde: “This is a stick up!”
Male clerk pointing down to front of pants: “So’s this.”
Reminds me of The Naked Gun….
“Is this some sort of bust?”
“Those are impressive, but that’s not why we’re here…”
All of a sudden, I have an insatiable desire for lemon jello.
All this robbery. Earlier, she was seen at Col. Sanders KFC, taking two large breasts.
Watch it turn out to be a guy who had a sex change. Then all the people will have the “Crying Game” moment from Ace Ventura after drooling over her…..
I don’t think they are drooling over her as much as drooling over them.
But what if they’re a man’s them? **shudder**
FreeMan - Save Me Sarah
With a set like that she could have men throwing her money. Why rob?
Cor blimey! That’s a bloody nice pair of jubblies, eh mate? I don’t want to harbour any naughty thoughts about the wee bonnie lass but……
….why didn’t they release any pictures of her bum?
House of Kell
July 3rd, 2012
LOL…I think in this case, ‘Stop & Frisk’ really might kill…but ohhhh, the pleasure!!!
She was brandishing a KNIFE????
Sorry….didn’t even see a knife…
July 7th, 2012
Id like 2 give her a pearl necklace for being so brave, its the least I could do 4 her, lovely July, I could suck. Kiss and play with her beautiful tits, every day for hours, there erotic, I bet she brushes them every day. Thank ,u sweet pie 4 putting a smile in my pants.
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