Home - by BigFurHat - June 30, 2012 - 22:30 America/New_York - 23 Comments
June 30th, 2012
Fuck the mouse. I have one in my kitchen. I’m setting a trap tonight. He’ll be dead in the morning. Stay out of my house, mouse, you have plenty to eat outside.
Its a mouse, do not waste your time.
If that had been the ‘obamacare’ rat hole there would have been no escape.
Nasty ass creatures. I hate mice almost as much as Congress Creatures.
Believe it or not I nailed the little rat prick in less than five minutes. I’m setting the trap again. I’ll keep you posted. This is better than and Elk hunt.
Heroic? Love how they all flip out like it’s a Monty Python rabbit once they screw up their box.
awe cute freedom… but wit the EVO i was thinking BBQ
I was gonna say, “He looks kinda cute. Whay can’t we have him for POTUS instead of the Jackass we have?”… But then I realized we already have a Congress full of mice, and Chief Justice-Robber!!!
I’d a propped that lid up and got out the pellet pistol.
Genl Gorilla - Planet Of The Apes
July 1st, 2012
It’s vermin, dammit! Slam the fucking lid and break it’s goddam neck.
That guy won’t be laughing when he’s in the Infectious Disease Ward’s ICU, coughing his lungs’ alveolae out with Hanta Virus.
Awww… c’mon… he’s 1 of God’s creatures & in a rough spot… I couldn’t see past 1:19… does this have a happy ending?
Where do I go to get my 2 minutes and 40 seconds back ?
I don’t like to be mean to animals, but yeah, that is a pest. It would have been a good time to test out that ultra-sharp edge on my Case Trapper and give him an Afghani haircut.
Bless you, Johnna … true, despite humans considering him nothing more than “pest,” he’s one of God’s creatures, and I’m pretty convinced God doesn’t miss a single act of compassion. I love those people for freeing that poor little thing.
Ok, I would have at least started at 20 yards.
Thanks Ninsuna and Johnna for having a heart. Mary from Marin should be along soon to join us.
I’m with Johnny Freedom and Moe Tom. Those things are what we call in the vernacular, “vermin.” Wait till he gets free, works his way into your house, and makes holes in all your food, not to mention makes a nest in your sofa from underneath. Moe Toe, I keep sticky pads out to catch them. These work good on spiders too. Put out a few sticky pads and you’ll really find out who you are living with.
As much as I hate mieces to pieces I would avoid dispatching the little pest in front of the children.
Otherwise, I think a wiffle ball bat might be just the rigth instrument to “free” the beast in this instants.
Had a similar incident in my basement just two weeks ago that didn’t end well.
I started to smell that unmistakeable stench of dead mouse but couldn’t find it any place and feared it was in the wall.
Then, finally, with a flashlight I spotted the ass of the mouse stuck in a hole in a ceiling joist. Of course, when he realized he was stuck he also attempted to expel a large turd, but he died halfway through.
I had a hell of a time extracting him in one piece and when I did the smell nearly knocked me off my feet. Couldn’t even keep him in a garbage can in my garage.
Solution: he joined the Varmint Space Program.
(launched him far into the woods via shovel)
Yep. Caught another this morning. Will reset. This is like a safari.
As for the chilrens, there would be a tutorial on muzzle awareness and trigger safety. Then an explanation of why mice are bad. Then the 6 year old would take the first shot.
All of God’s creatures, great and small – deserve to live – he’s just a harmless field mouse.
Congratulations for setting him free.
gimme a hammer
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