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This is a comment from reader NCoo7 -

I think when Romney wins and the GOP takes the house and the senate, the first bill introduced should be the Home Safety Act. This law would require all adults to own a gun or pay a $10,000 fine. They could argue that crime costs everyone, so it isn’t fair for some people to be able to defend themselves and not everyone. The Supremes already said this is a solid argument.

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  1. CrustyB

    June 29th, 2012

     
  2. BigFurHat

    June 29th, 2012

    An we’re going to implement a plagiarism tax! hehehe

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  3. CrustyB

    June 29th, 2012

    Even on the HotAir thread a lot of people were like, “Hey, I was thinking the exact same thing!” In my case I was pondering a blowjob tax fine but that’s just how I roll..

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  4. Stranded in Sonoma

    June 29th, 2012

    And here’s the beauty of it. For liberals, it’s a lose-lose situation. They claim that abortion is a constitutional right but that any woman should be able to get an abortion for free (that is, paid by tax money) precisely because it is a right.

    Okay. Owning a firearm for personal protection is a right. SCOTUS said so. Applying the abortion reasoning means my guns and ammo have to be paid for by tax money. Now, apply the Obamatax ruling and everyone has to have a firearm or face a “tax.” Trying to prosecute everyone for not having a firearm would cost more than the $10,000 fine…uh, tax. The liberals would be in a quandry because it would be cheaper for the gov’t to just give the guns away! Which is basically what they’re doing with health care.

    BWAHAhahahahahaha!

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  5. Keyser Söze

    June 29th, 2012

    Because Liberalism has been deemed a mental disorder…they will not pass the background check.

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  6. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    June 29th, 2012

    Hmmm… A Cute Shoe Tax.

    Oh, for the ladies’ self esteem. You know, because we’re oppressed and people are using our vajayjays are being stared at by Republican men, and involved in some kind of war, yada yada yada.

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  7. FreeMan - Save Me Sarah

    June 29th, 2012

    I like this one.

    Oh, and the 10K will be used to buy your neighbors a gun.

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  8. Pickled Liver

    June 29th, 2012

    Maybe we can tie it in with something like Cash for Clunkers! Whereas you can turn in your shitty little 20 gauge for an AK-47? I think I’m on to something – let you know after I turn in my voucher!

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  9. Mahtomedi

    June 29th, 2012

    Some people may not have a home to be ‘home safely in’ though.

    How about: end homelesness by passing the Affordable Housing Act. All homeless people must purchase a home or rent an apartment or pay a penalty!

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  10. Keyser Söze

    June 29th, 2012

    “How about: end homelesness by passing the Affordable Housing Act. All homeless people must purchase a home or rent an apartment or pay a penalty!”

    This has already been done…giving people a 125% mortgage with a credit score of 2.

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  11. BigFurHat

    June 29th, 2012

    Mah,
    this is precisely the example Obama used to MOCK the MANDATE when he was against it before he was for it.

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  12. Unneutral

    June 29th, 2012

    It’s a great idea with hidden benefits like; 60% to 80% of liberals would have an internal cranium explosion thus wiping out a large population of parasites.

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  13. Bob M.

    June 29th, 2012

    And THEN you’ll discover how many TWO-FACED LIBTURD gun owners there really are, too…
    >:-D

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  14. NCO77

    June 29th, 2012

    Just goes to show that great minds think alike. I did not see the comment on Hot Air before I wrote my comment – it was just the first thing that came to my mind when I heard the court ruling.

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  15. Unneutral

    June 29th, 2012

    @NC077– when someone like yourself comes up with a logical and viable idea you should be rewarded with a gold star next to your screen name.

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  16. Trixie Bluebell

    June 29th, 2012

    Works for me…

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