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We Killed Carolyn Appleby
There was a time where Hippie, Irony and myself could kill a celebrity by talking about them. 25 years ago it happened all the time with eerie consistency. We’d start talking about an obscure episode of Make Room For Daddy an 2 days later Danny Thomas would be dead.
Over the years we killed at least 15 celebrities. It hasn’t happened in awhile, but I’m convinced our latest bursts of all things I Love Lucy has killed Doris Singleton. We’re sorry.
Doris played Carolyn Appleby, Lucy’s “other” best friend.
Diogenes
June 29th, 2012
If you guys had killed Vivian Vance I’d have a real problem….but I’m letting you off the hook with this one.
BigFurHat
June 29th, 2012
At the risk of killing one of my all-time favs, Jack Klugman, this interview could have been a great one except for the irony of the interviewer miking himself rather than the slight-voiced Klugman.
What a GD moron.
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/video/jack-klugman-his-career-320962
Dr. Tar
June 29th, 2012
Could you guys spend some time on Jane Fonda or Cher? I know you don’t give a crap about either one, no body does. But if you could just put them down it would be such a service to the nation – hell a service to humanity.
Dan Ryan Galt
June 29th, 2012
When you’re done talkin about the scum bags Mr tar suggested, could you chat up, oh say, Obama, Bidden, Peloise, Reed, Sharpton, Jackson, Holder,…..well, you get the idea.
IronyCurtain
June 29th, 2012
We’ll take ‘em one at a time. First up: Pelosi…. Discuss!
Dr. Tar
June 29th, 2012
I want Pelosi to live long enough to see Obamatax tossed, Obama impeached, the Democratic Party destroyed and abortion outlawed.
And I want her to come to the realization that all the disaster has befallen her due to her overreach in ’08-’10. I want to see Pelosi wondering the streets of San Fransicso King Lear style. No hairdresser, no bo-tox and completely loopie. I want to hear her wailing and nashing of teeth repeating over and over again “What have I done? What have I done? How could I let this happen?
Then she can keel over and die.
Menderman
June 29th, 2012
Hey Fur, can you give Pelosi a pair of windshield glasses?
Noodengr
June 29th, 2012
Reminds me of my college days. As a poor student I did not get to many concerts, but two in a row that i did go to the artist tragicallydied shortly after the concert. One in a car crash ( Harry Chapin) and one in a plane crash ( Keith Green ). The Go-Gos were coming next and someone wanted to send me to the concert just to kill them off. I let the ladie live.
Dan Ryan Galt
June 29th, 2012
Pelosie will never keel over Mr Tar, too much plastic in her.
When she does depart this Earth, her body will be ready for the wax museum.
Dr. Tar
June 29th, 2012
@Dan Ryan Galt Maybe we can send her to Moscow when she dies. They can lay her next to Lenin in his tomb and they can snuggle together for eternity.
Stache
June 29th, 2012
Do you fellers want some No-Doz to sit up all night chatting about Obummer? Some Red Bull to sip while discussing Chuckie Schumer?
joe
June 29th, 2012
Dr Tar: May I beg of you, please keep me on your friends list. I wouldn’t want you as my enemy.
Thinking your same thoughts about Pelosi. She never sees these things, because she thinks we are skanks. I hear her need for more and more feminine napkins is greatest when Obama is around. She gushes, don’t you know.
Zilla
June 29th, 2012
Oh noes! It’s all my fault! Of course I did not know about the iOTW curse though, but I’m sorry!
OTOH, how come the rotten lefty celebuturds you guys talk about still consume oxygen? Maybe you should be talking about horseface SJ Parker more, and mooney George Clooney, and Spike Lee and the rest of the obamazombies? Is it only people who are NOT horrible that die when you mention them here?