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Picard? Yes. Kirk? No Way
Oy. Shatner looses (intentional tori, here) (What’s a tori? A Miss Spelling, of course) his pants and then loses his pants.
The Trouble With Trousers
Star Trek legend William Shatner was left nursing a bruised ego when his trousers fell down during an airport security check in front of dozens of fellow travellers.
The actor was queuing at Los Angeles International Airport to catch a flight to South Africa when he was singled out for a search by officials.
He had decided to wear loose-fitting clothing for the journey and did not have a belt holding his pants up – and he was left red-faced when they fell down, exposing his underwear.
Shatner says, “It was awful to have people looking at me with my pants down, probably the most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to me… It was a long flight so I wanted to wear loose clothing because I didn’t want anything to bind me.”
eternal cracker p
June 28th, 2012
At least he wore loose clothing.. and didn’t lose his clothing.. or strip naked.
Moe Tom
June 28th, 2012
WOW WTF? Slow news day?
norman einstein
June 28th, 2012
Tsk, tsk.
Bill, when your drawstring pants fall down, it’s a SIGN!
For the love of Kirstie Alley, lose some weight, man.
Or order some muumuus.
Truthsayer221
June 28th, 2012
¿William “skid” Scat-ner?
Chuck U Farley
June 28th, 2012
“Damn it Jim…”
Reagan Youth
June 28th, 2012
That’s right, TSA. Search Captain Kirk and then let 20 people who look exactly like the 9/11 hijackers pass through security just to show that you are not racial profiling.
Chalupa
June 28th, 2012
“Going where no TSA agent has ever gone before…”
Mr.Pinko
June 28th, 2012
“Scottttyyyyy, beam me out of here”
Debbie
June 28th, 2012
His “Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds” was way more embarrassing.
General Ripper
June 28th, 2012
thank G-d he wasn’t going commando…..ewwwwww!
Johnny Freedom
June 28th, 2012
The TSA needs to lay off harassing the 70 something year-old white guys and concentrate on Mohamed Raheem sweating in the corner with dynamite up his rectum.
Moxie Man
June 28th, 2012
Tori Spelling would make me loose my lunch!
Wraith
June 29th, 2012
…probably the most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to me…
Dude, have you reviewed your acting career recently?
charlotte
June 29th, 2012
Thank heavens he never shat himself…
John Bruno
June 29th, 2012
I wonder if his phaser was set on stun? Captain Kirk should have known better. By loosing his pants, it allowed everyone who saw this “To go where no man has gone before!”
Milwaukee Mike
June 29th, 2012
Kaaaaaaaaahn!
Boobie the Rocket Dog
June 29th, 2012
Maybe it was a political statement…
Sounds more Denny Crane that Captain Kirk, though.
woody
June 29th, 2012
It was a high price to pay for that high-priced toupee.
Mary Jane Anklestraps
June 29th, 2012
He hasn’t been the same since Priceline pants-dropped him off a cliff.
btw “The Trouble With Trousers”
HILARIOUS.
Major Mal function
June 30th, 2012
Geeze, Kirk will try to get some anywhere.