Home - by Cardigan - June 28, 2012 - 17:30 America/New_York - 44 Comments
June 28th, 2012
See my vagina?
Stirrin the B.S.
This is what I do to the American public’s ass every chance I get.
“And then, after we get them all the same color shirts, we can teach my civilian defense force to march like this. Pretty cool, huh?”
“Take that in the ass, sucka.”
Everyone, get used to being in lock-step.
My stuby dick and scrotum is attached to my left thigh.
“If it lasts more than four hours call your ObamaCare doctor”
Ain’t I a cool dude. When I kick the ball to the green, I only need my putter.
Wow, I really didn’t think I could kick Biden that far…
P.0. d Jane
Is he right or left handed? His CC is showing in his left pocket.
I’m from the Ministry for Silly Walks, and I’m here to help…
Boobie the Rocket Dog
Sieg heil! Vorwärts marsch!
Well, I’m pretty sure he’s telling the American people “Take that Motherfuckers” just like his good friend Gaspard.
U.S. Constitution….you’re outa here!
“Suck in my BALLS!”
— Mrs. Doktor
“TEA Bag THIS!”
Think I’ll audition for the Rockettes!
Yeah…. we got a nutsack thing goin’ on at the Doktor’s this afternoon. But, ya work with whatcha got.
Is there dog shit on my shoe?
Damn it! Someone go take that voodoo doll away from Limbaugh!
Mary Jane Anklestraps
Someone photoshop him kicking his own ass.
…and once Reggie has me in this position he takes this here putter and….
Mooches cock is this big.
The Golfer in Chief just FARTED IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION!
The balls-up presidency.
“One more term and I’ll have ‘em all walking like this”.
“In your face, America! With spikes!
Invisible dildo (in right hand)
Obama grabs a mulligan while sharting on the Constitution.
Ministry of Funy Walks!
Reggie, this is the way the American people are gonna treat me in November.
He’s a fucking asshole and I hate him.
I don’t wanna play. I’m so fucking sick of him that even the mocking doesn’t help anymore.
“Watch me FAGGOT!” http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xmp3s7_the-french-mistake-from-blazing-saddles-1974_shortfilms#
I fart in America’s general direction… from the back 9!
I hear ya Chief. The only thing to do is block out the distractions, steel yourself, and vote NObama in November.
Reuters (Jan 13, 2013) – ExPresident B Hussein Obama goes to the back end of the unemployment line.
What? The biggest douchbag in American history? YESSSSSSS! Another first for me! (oops I pooped a little.)
Actually, I cheered myself up by writing a check to the GOP and officially registered with a local Tea Party.
“It’s alright guys, I just opened my legs real wide and my head popped right out again”
My third set of cleets this year.
Down the Road! damn cans …
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