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Al Sharpton Grills Attorney General Eric Holder on MSNBC
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WASHINGTON – Last night on MSNBC, news anchor Reverend Al Sharpton grilled Attorney General Eric Holder on everything from Fast and Furious to racism. Following is a transcript of that interview:
AL SHARPTON: Welcome Mr. Secretary General of Defense. It’s a pleasure to sponsor you on my show.
ERIC HOLDER: Thank you. It’s a pleasure being here.
AL SHARPTON: I’m going to start off the show by saying two words and I want to get your response.
ERIC HOLDER: Sure.
AL SHARPTON: Racism.
ERIC HOLDER: (Looks confused)
AL SHARPTON: Now, what does your judicated mind think when you hear those words?
ERIC HOLDER: Uh, that we still have work to do fighting for civil rights?
AL SHARPTON: Don’t those words define the biased white interlopers who’ve chosen to scrapegoat you, a premature African American man of power?
ERIC HOLDER: Uh, yes, I am aware that my skin color may play a roll in the ceaseless attacks from the right side of the aisle.
AL SHARPTON: Not just that Secretary Holder, but isn’t it true that President Obama is provocated from the aisle by the same Jim Crow fronts that would be clarified as abomable in a more just world?
ERIC HOLDER: As you know Reverend Sharpton, I think the United States is a nation of cowards when it comes to race.
AL SHARPTON: Not only cowards Secretary General, but isn’t the nation also a composite heap of partisan divide that threatens the very fabric of African American detrimentation?
ERIC HOLDER: Well, uh, we do still have a lot of work to do.
AL SHARPTON: And that leads me to my next question, General. With the issues of the Fast and Frisky gun profanities, isn’t it in the best interest of the country that the president intercept on your behalf to restrain matters of secrets in the attorney client prophecy?
ERIC HOLDER: Uh, there is no question that certain information pertaining to Fast and Furious is privileged and should not be made public until after the election.
AL SHARPTON: And are not you, the first black African American man of color with a law decree, being hunted down like a rapid dog in the swamps of the Jim Crow south by blood thirsty white men, some of who may or may not be Jewish?
Team America
June 28th, 2012
Was this interview for real or a joke?
“ERIC HOLDER: Uh, there is no question that certain information pertaining to Fast and Furious is privileged and should not be made public until after the election.”
Enough said….Contempt then arrest. Go to Levenworth with oblowhard – be cell buddies and meet Col. Bubba.
This quote should be played over and over and over again.
jclady
June 28th, 2012
Ha, ha, ha!
Presidential Excrement sums it up nicely.
Boobie the Rocket Dog
June 28th, 2012
Turns out that Al “The Conk Job” Sharpton’s re-election is NOT settled yet. Film at eleven.
Moe Tom
June 28th, 2012
Hillarious. And not too far fetched.
hanoverfist
June 28th, 2012
Mumble we much.
Stirrin the B.S.
June 28th, 2012
Brilliant interview!!! And as usual, what makes it so funny is that it could have happened just as Revmand Al desecrated it – er, ah, described it.
Now, I must admit that the headline was a little misleading. I thought Revmand Al was going to be serving up a barbecued pork sHolder on his show.
Sarge
June 28th, 2012
Al, are those cufflinks made of plastic? You’re such a trend setter.
Cruisin' Cat
June 28th, 2012
In al sharpton parlance, “grills” means “display a wide smile, exposing your gold teeth to fullest extent.”
persecutor
June 28th, 2012
Rumor has it that Al got a brain transplant from a guy who did bath salts.
I think it’s true.
sandybanks
June 28th, 2012
Tell me this was not written by Mel Brooks or Norm Crosby!
intercept on your behalf
attorney client prophecy?
black African American man of color
law decree
rapid dog
and this little gem should be widely circulated IFYKWIM
sandybanks
June 28th, 2012
ooops – forgot the gem:
should not be made public until after the election.
MN Patriot
June 28th, 2012
Did you know what you knew if and when you knew what you know?
Chuck O
June 28th, 2012
Was there a commercial break for Skillets candy?
Anonymous
June 28th, 2012
Rev. Al,
A legend in his own behind.
Noelegy
June 28th, 2012
What the heck are his cufflinks supposed to be? Flying saucers?
Stranded in Sonoma
June 28th, 2012
Here are some lyrics by Groucho Marxist on the subject of Al Sharpton.
Stranded in Sonoma
June 28th, 2012
@Noelegy — Obama’s butt plugs.
NoMoBo
June 28th, 2012
First time I’ve smiled today.
Boobie the Rocket Dog
June 28th, 2012
CONKressman Sharpton!
even steven
June 28th, 2012
The intracalities of that interview were simply perpoxilating.
Lowell
June 28th, 2012
Think I just figured out Al has Ike Turner for a script writer.
Dave
June 28th, 2012
This may be the funniest thing I’ve read all year! The Daily Rash has a bunch of Al Sharpton posts. What a great site. Here are two other gems I found:
http://www.thedailyrash.com/al-sharpton-interviews-pilot-of-navy-jet-that-crashed-into-apartment-building
http://www.thedailyrash.com/al-sharpton-americas-first-illiterate-news-anchor
Sturge
June 28th, 2012
Holy crap! That’s so funny I lit the wrong end of my cigarette! Thanks for sharing!
House of Kell
June 29th, 2012
THIS two-dollar nigger with a rolex???? Negro please!!!