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yeah, I take this as someone desperate to meet a friend – nothing more.

She will probably personally contact all 5 people who enter.

+7

I think she’s kinda hot. I’d nail her for lunch anyday….

+5

She’s eyeballing that tabletop like a termite.

+5

Would be an interesting lunch, I wonder how much she can drink?

+2

Grayscape, trust me…the psycho chicks may be a ‘wild ride,’ but it’s NEVER worth it in the long run. BTDT.

+5

Of course, all the “all expenses paid” meal deals are being footed by you and me. The notion that they are paid for by the Dems or from campaign contributions pegs my BS meter.

+9

They’d have to pay me a LOT of money to have lunch with her.

+9

MENU
Taco w/ Soft Cheese
Cabbage Rolls
Warm Vinegar Punch

+6

@old_oaks…You’ve “evolved”!

+8

Raffling off? More like ralphing up!

+7

Does that lunch include am Imodium chaser?

+6

Nooooooooo! I’d rather have lunch with the apes at the Bronx Zoo. They’re cuter, much more likable and I just know I’d have a better conversation.

+8

Greyscape. You’re a pisser. I just want to feel her hair. What does that make me? Do you think vinigar will clean,slense my hands?

+4

Why eat? You couldn’t keep it down.

+7

I just went on a starvation diet.

+4

I should enter the contest and if I win I’ll drop the tickets off at the New Black Panthers office.

That would be interesting…

+3

Could be useful if you were on a diet. Having lunch with her would definitely prevent me from eating at all.

+2

@Toaster – From what I hear, they LIKE big butts.

+4

This reeks of desperation.

+5

I used to think, “I only have to look at the top of her head.” But in this case, naah, not interested.

+2

Is anyone a little bothered by the fact that the President of the United States is raffling off things in order to raise money? What’s next – win a chance to draft your own Executive Order entitling you and your friends to anything you want?

+9

Yikes, that would be as bad as eating with the wookie………
I think I just threw up in my mouth………;(

+3

The Debbie Wasaman Schultz cocktail consists of Vinegar and water, ….. that is what you put into into a douche bag

+3

>Is anyone a little bothered by the fact that the >President of the United States is raffling off >things in order to raise money?

It is fairly pathetic.

I noticed tonight Holder had a big wing ding Bar-B-Q with many of the people that are going to
give him a reality check tomorrow. :/

But the funniest part of this article sayeth
this..

http://news.yahoo.com/eric-holder-prepares-contempt-vote-barbecue-051107265.html

“”The President’s opening remarks at the barbecue
didn’t offer anything juicy, unfortunately. There
are no veiled shots at Mitt, no allusions to the
contempt vote, or signs of nervousness over the
impending SCOTUS decision. He thanked everyone for
coming, offered to kiss people while posing for
pictures, unless they’re unshaven. He doesn’t
like that.”"

Seems he likes his men clean shaven when he
smooches on them…

Either that, or this is a ruse to keep Little
Debbie at bay. She strikes me as the type of
carbon unit that shaves once every election
cycle.

+4

My first thought was that one might arrive pre-armed with Socratic questions that would lead her to confront the internal contradictions of Progressive thinking. It would be entertaining to see her head explode like the fat man’s stomach in the Monty Python sketch.
Then I remembered that she has spent her whole life ignoring the symptoms of cognitive dissonance. It would be easier to teach math to a dog.

+6

She has the IQ of an oven mit.

+5

I hope the dining venue is near a vomitorium, you’re gonna need it.

+2

I’d rather have dinner with the south Florida zombie dude; and Jerry, don’t compare DWS to an oven mitt; oven mitts are useful.

+4

Grayscape: Your behavior seems to be a recurrent theme. If I won, I would gladly give my ticket to you so you could hit her.

+4

Raffling off lunch? Or ralphing up lunch?

+2

“Excuse me Deb – can you pass the butter. No – nevermind – on second thought, I’ll just rub my toast across your HAIR…”

+3

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Gracie: the apes at the Bronx Zoo would fling less poo….

+3

“Grayscape, you must be a very lonely man. Have you been in prison for a while or what. LOL”

Jimmah!, Grayscape is just preforming a public service so the rest of us don’t have to. However, I don’t think he could survive those thighs for more than a few seconds. Kinda like scuba diving in the Mariana Trench.

+5

A table, a chair, and a whip.

+3

I guess this would rule out a blowjob between the salad and the entree…

+1

“A chair at the table…”
And a puke bucket sitting next to it…

+2

fxdwg, are you mad? Look at those teeth!

+2

Does Debbie lay on the table with an apple in her mouth?

+3

Do ya think she will be surrounded by protection? There might be some wild crazies out there who would seek revenge…

0

Or Jimmah, if Grayscape gets snuggled betwixt Debbie WazzeHoochie’s thighs, it may be akin to being caught IN the Mariana Trench between two Humpback Whales getting it on…..crushing to a bloody pulp puts it mildly…

+1

All expenses paid, eh? BY WHOM?

Watch out she doesn’t stick YOU with the check, as politicians often do.

+1

Just a suggestion: LIPSTICK?!

0

Fxdwg and Grayscape: This is not the Debbie who did Dallas. Warning: Shark infested sinkholes, so wear wubber wabbit.

0

Will there be knives and forks?

0