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UH, who’s a rick?

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Apparently, E.F. Hutton just said something.

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After being told by numerous Democrats to “talk to the hand”, Obama eagerly waits for the hand to talk back.

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A long, loud sucking sound……

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Hmmm, speak up Joe, I can’t hear you under the bus.

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With ears like that he didn’t need to appear to strain to hear, he is just pandering to the hard of hearing for votes.

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“Nah,nah, nah, I can’t HEEEEAAARRRRR you!”

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Intake of the breath of 200 million people ready to give iWon! a raspberry.

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If I listen real hard I can hear the ocean………in which my popularity is drowning.

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Like it aint big enough.

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What’s that?

He’s trying to salute and he forgot his notes.

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What’s that you’re saying? I can’t hear you ’cause I have a tin ear.

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“I can’t hear very well, I gots cum in my ears.”

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I said .. you’re a post turtle !!

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I can literally hear my poll numbers dropping now.

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I’m hear you, Supreme Court, but I’m not listening.

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Oh Barry, keep a keen ear on that distant rumbling. It’s a sound that, up until now, is unfamiliar in your world. It’s a sound that is building exponentially with each ticking second. It’s a sound that, once it hits you, it will forever ring in your ears. Yes Barry, it is chasing you now and growing in an escalating volume from which you cannot escape. Go ahead Barry, cover your ears, close your eyes, bury your head in the sand, seek refuge in the most distant of dark places, but you will not escape. Yes Barry, come November that sound will reach a crushing crescendo. Then you will know it. It’s almost palpable now Barry, I mean that sound, can’t you hear it?

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“No I don’t want to stick it in your manhole! I said there’s a tricky sand trap on the 8th hole”…”idiot”!

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If he grew a beard he’d look like Grady from Sanford & Son

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I will ask you one more time, Obama, why are you releasing illegals caught and then boast that you have arrested more illegals than the Bush Administration? Think about all the money you are wasting for a bogus operation.

http://tucsoncitizen.com/view-from-baja-arizona/2011/05/05/cochise-county-sheriff-tells-congress-that-border-patrol-agents-ordered-to-reduce-arrests/

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I hear Putin calling. Got to go get my orders.

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Actually, he’s saluting a corpse-man.

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Has nothing to do with the ear, that’s just the beginning of a hitler salute.

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Is that a Russian Bomber I hear ?
Well, got to go.

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He doesn’t give a shit anyway, so his hand/ear crap is, Crap.

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“I swear, Moose, just on the edge of audibility … it sounds like maniacal laughter …”

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“YOU DEEF OR SOMETHING? I SAID FLUKE YOU OBUMMER.”

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The call of the next green scandal!

http://0.gg/solyndra

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Yuck. He really is a scrawny little pencil-neck, isn’t he?

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“CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE BARACK IS COOKIN’?”

(It’s dog!)

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He’s actually wiping Soro’s crap from behind his ear after pulling his head out of the crusty old fart’s ass.

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The winds. Of change.

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he hears the “Sound of November” coming

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I SAID, THE SHERRIF’S A NI!

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Unemployment calling…

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