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There’s nothing wrong with kissing a 15 year-old boy, is there?
A mother and son went to the gym. The mother didn’t like the way some woman was looking at her son, so she asked her fellow gym rats to keep an on eye on her. Her instincts were right. The lady was found bottomless with her son inside a tanning booth.
From the looks of the mugshot, the woman might have a burnt cooch. STORY HERE
When you’re done with this story, here’s another. This one went after a 14 year-old, and got him. (Is there something in the water? What is going on?)
MrsGilbertCracker
June 26th, 2012
Uh, why were they at the gym at Midnight?
MrsGilbertCracker
June 26th, 2012
On Thursday? Isn’t that a school night?
norman einstein
June 26th, 2012
That first one needs to stay out of that tanning booth!
It singed her eyebrows clean off.
@MrsGC, that was the first thing I noticed, too.
MrsGilbertCracker
June 26th, 2012
@Norm – Yeah, who goes to the gym at Midnight???
Blink
June 26th, 2012
Maybe these women have read The Reader. Or saw the movie. And have developed an unhealthy fantasy based on parts of the story.
mkultra
June 26th, 2012
Moral of the story: gym rats make lousy babysitters.
Troy
June 26th, 2012
From the 15 yr old boy:
“best workout EVAH!”
Troy
June 26th, 2012
He was simply “spotting” her on the vajay-jay-inator machine.
Free4Now
June 26th, 2012
“The lady was found bottomless…”
There’s the perfect oxymoron – whichever way you look at it.
Wyatt, Insensitive Jerk
June 26th, 2012
This is so wrong.
but…
I should have worked out more in my younger days.
MAJ Mike
June 26th, 2012
Maybe it was a Midnight Basketball program. They’re trying it again in San Antonio to give the thugs something to do besides killing, robbing, and raping.
raysebiz
June 26th, 2012
The more I see these stories the more i realize I was hanging out in the wrong area’s when I was 14 and 15. My mom was right I shouldn’t have been hanging out with my friends sneaking beers and whatever thinking I was cool.If only I could’ve taken the abuse instead of these poor kids!
Brooke
June 26th, 2012
@ Troy: This is a Futurama thing!
http://www.theinfosphere.org/Kegelcizer
Roscoe P. Soultrane
June 26th, 2012
Damn, kids these days are pulling more tail than a spastic at a petting zoo.
Corny
June 26th, 2012
Wish they’d been around when I was 15. Admit it guys, you’d have done ‘em in short order.
Stranded in Sonoma
June 26th, 2012
@Roscoe — BWAHAhahahahahaha!
That visual is priceless!
John
June 26th, 2012
Where were these women when I was 14? Where are they now that I’m 50?
groucho marxist
June 26th, 2012
20 years ago in college I did some research on peds.. Women were basically non-existent in the literature. One stat said they were maybe .03%…
Me thinks that was a tad under-reported now.
hillie c
June 27th, 2012
kid’s nickname “Tripod”, or what?