Home - by BigFurHat - June 25, 2012 - 22:34 America/New_York - 29 Comments
Boobie the Rocket Dog
June 25th, 2012
Don’t tell me… The menu consisted of whole roast goat, cardamom rice, lots of napkins and NO eating utensils except what Allah gave them…
Gee, how romantic! Now that they’re married he has to arm wrestle the beast for the last pork chop on the table. No Thanks.
He left out the part where she gnawed the varnish off the pepper grinder waiting for her lunch to come.
That must explain the caps on her teeth.
Oh how sweet – Moose ate a Picasso and then sh#t a Rembrandt.
Is this the trailer for the remake of the movie, “Reds”?
Is this the trailer for the remake of the movie, “When Barry Met Dali”?
Is this the trailer for the remake of the movie, “Bum and Bummer”?
You did it! You spelled “Wookiee” with two Es!
Did he say “fake tits” at the end?
Anyway, you know they are lying because they gave WAY too many details. One of Leroy Jethro Gibbs rules.
Of course he couldn’t be, but he does look stoned.
Didn’t they meet somewhere in Boystown? Or was it Kashyyyk?
Edited out of video:
“…after dinner we went to a midnight showing of Leni Riefenstahl’s film, ‘Triumph of the Will’. I realized, as the final credits rolled across the screen, that I had found the man who would be my husband”.
eternal cracker p
When the wookie speaks, she looks like a calf trying to reach the teat.
I guess we can be blamin Bush when the smartest man on the planet be saying shit like, “Spike Lee. It just come out,” and we have a repeat from the most beautiful woman ever to grace us with, “it just come out.” YO!!! FRIGGIN RIGHTS you all be from the ghett-Oh!
“Take tips, gentlemen.”
Like what? High-gain antenna ears?
Will Profit. It’s remake of A Boy And His Dog.
DARN, I was hoping for a parody video.
Oh Lord. Dinner with Barak Hussein? And the Wookie? It would be hard to hold anything down.
June 26th, 2012
Barry wears wife-beater undershirts!
OF course it was “lunch,” then Spike Lee.
Had to make sure she was coherent after the crack binge before listening to another brutha.
They’re just so… adorable. I could eat them up. Then spit them out.
Moose could eat the entire national debt if you gave her some bath salts.
JPK, he does look stoned.
What he didn’t mention was on the first time they had sex he did her from behind while imagining her rats nest coif was Luther Vandross. He was down low too.
I’m no Dr. Drew, but Hussein is high as a kite in this video. Was this recent?
I made it to :54 and couldn’t stand any more. Now with all the “he’s high” comments, I may have to watch again.
Geez, you’re right, his eyes are a mess. And, gentlemen, may I ask about the wife beater undershirt…I thought part of the purpose of an undershirt was to keep the pits fresh on your dress shirt? Isn’t the tank shirt tacky as hell?
Quick I need a barf bag!
voted against carter
I just want “Mitch”el” to please STOP STEALING my old shower curtains and having them made into “her” dresses.
PLEASE go back to drop – off box diving at the Salvation Army like you used to do when you lived in Chicago.
LEAVE my old shower curtains alone.
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