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My Dinner With Wookiee

Home - by - June 25, 2012 - 22:34 America/New_York - 29 Comments

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  1. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    June 25th, 2012

    Don’t tell me… The menu consisted of whole roast goat, cardamom rice, lots of napkins and NO eating utensils except what Allah gave them…

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  2. Will Profit

    June 25th, 2012

    Gee, how romantic! Now that they’re married he has to arm wrestle the beast for the last pork chop on the table. No Thanks.

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  3. mkultra

    June 25th, 2012

    He left out the part where she gnawed the varnish off the pepper grinder waiting for her lunch to come.

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  4. shootersgrandma

    June 25th, 2012

    mkultra –

    That must explain the caps on her teeth.

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  5. Chalupa

    June 25th, 2012

    Oh how sweet – Moose ate a Picasso and then sh#t a Rembrandt.

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  6. Will Profit

    June 25th, 2012

    Is this the trailer for the remake of the movie, “Reds”?

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  7. Will Profit

    June 25th, 2012

    Is this the trailer for the remake of the movie, “When Barry Met Dali”?

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  8. Will Profit

    June 25th, 2012

    Is this the trailer for the remake of the movie, “Bum and Bummer”?

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  9. CrustyB

    June 25th, 2012

    You did it! You spelled “Wookiee” with two Es!

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  10. Tony R

    June 25th, 2012

    Did he say “fake tits” at the end?

    Anyway, you know they are lying because they gave WAY too many details. One of Leroy Jethro Gibbs rules.

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  11. JPK

    June 25th, 2012

    Of course he couldn’t be, but he does look stoned.

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  12. Jim

    June 25th, 2012

    Didn’t they meet somewhere in Boystown? Or was it Kashyyyk?

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  13. Will Profit

    June 25th, 2012

    Edited out of video:
    “…after dinner we went to a midnight showing of Leni Riefenstahl’s film, ‘Triumph of the Will’. I realized, as the final credits rolled across the screen, that I had found the man who would be my husband”.

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  14. eternal cracker p

    June 25th, 2012

    When the wookie speaks, she looks like a calf trying to reach the teat.

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  15. eternal cracker p

    June 25th, 2012

    I guess we can be blamin Bush when the smartest man on the planet be saying shit like, “Spike Lee. It just come out,” and we have a repeat from the most beautiful woman ever to grace us with, “it just come out.” YO!!! FRIGGIN RIGHTS you all be from the ghett-Oh!

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  16. Jimmy

    June 25th, 2012

    “Take tips, gentlemen.”

    Like what? High-gain antenna ears?

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  17. Bad Brad

    June 25th, 2012

    Will Profit. It’s remake of A Boy And His Dog.

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  18. Toaster

    June 25th, 2012

    DARN, I was hoping for a parody video.

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  19. shockuhzulu

    June 25th, 2012

    Oh Lord. Dinner with Barak Hussein? And the Wookie? It would be hard to hold anything down.

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  20. Debbie

    June 26th, 2012

    Barry wears wife-beater undershirts!

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  21. old_oaks

    June 26th, 2012

    OF course it was “lunch,” then Spike Lee.

    Had to make sure she was coherent after the crack binge before listening to another brutha.

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  22. Radio Patriot

    June 26th, 2012

    They’re just so… adorable. I could eat them up. Then spit them out.

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  23. Chalupa

    June 26th, 2012

    Moose could eat the entire national debt if you gave her some bath salts.

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  24. Frosteetoes

    June 26th, 2012

    JPK, he does look stoned.

    What he didn’t mention was on the first time they had sex he did her from behind while imagining her rats nest coif was Luther Vandross. He was down low too.

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  25. JLLJ

    June 26th, 2012

    I’m no Dr. Drew, but Hussein is high as a kite in this video. Was this recent?

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  26. ERB

    June 26th, 2012

    I made it to :54 and couldn’t stand any more. Now with all the “he’s high” comments, I may have to watch again.

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  27. ERB

    June 26th, 2012

    Geez, you’re right, his eyes are a mess. And, gentlemen, may I ask about the wife beater undershirt…I thought part of the purpose of an undershirt was to keep the pits fresh on your dress shirt? Isn’t the tank shirt tacky as hell?

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  28. JohnR

    June 26th, 2012

    Quick I need a barf bag!

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  29. voted against carter

    June 26th, 2012

    I just want “Mitch”el” to please STOP STEALING my old shower curtains and having them made into “her” dresses.

    Mitch”el,..

    PLEASE go back to drop – off box diving at the Salvation Army like you used to do when you lived in Chicago.

    LEAVE my old shower curtains alone.

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