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dammit! I just finished dinner!

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CONTEST CONTEST

How about the proper uses of duct tape

Note that putting over the mouth of moose, shillary, debbie, nancy etc is way toooooooooo easy

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I wonder if she knows her date is gay. I wonder if he knows she knows he’s gay.

Pretty sure he made the dress too.

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Two “Glee” fans – for sure.

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Check out the other pictures at the site. Thats all I can take. Good night.

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The only way a girl that size can get attention.

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I hope they both jumper in a 55 gallon drum of Nair before the taped up, or it’s not gonna be any fun taking that off.

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See how she has her leg bent at that coquettish angle? That right there makes it all better.

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Looks loke rachel madcow changed her glasses and hair.

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like, shit.

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At least they put a token white or two in this year’s assortment of tasteless assholes Obama supporters.

When I saw this I thought it was about the girl in Nebraska who won a $5000 prize for the best prom dress made out of duct tape.

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Do those two remind anybody else of Miss Piggy and Kermit the Frog or is the Jack kicking in?

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You’re still sober, Brad.

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Hi Grandma. I’m on the West Coast so I’ve got some catching up to do. Had me a Monday though.

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Look damnit. I have been following that for years. Duct tape prom business is amazing. Those kids are so freaking creative. I wish there was a contest like that when I was that age. Of course I would of had to duct tape a date, but still….

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i am all for saving a buck but she is a cow.
amazed how many fat girls where clothes/tape
10 sizes too small. his dad is crying right now.

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reddecaesari, That;s where the flour comes in.

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Well, she is as cute as she can be. And that is a adorable outfit. If I had a kid that made that outfit I would be proud.

BTW, I love the shoes.

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What was “their song” that they danced to? Lionel Richies’s “Stuck On You”?

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Evening, Brad.

Here in the Midwest, it’s going on midnight. Time to close up shop soon. I visit IOTW every day, a couple times a day, but I never really have the time to comment unless the house is clean, laundry is caught up, and the Tigers are done playing (or they’re acting like it!). I expected to see more about the Supreme Court ruling on Arizona’s immigration laws. I’ll listen to the Mark Levin replay tomorrow while I’m at work.

In the meantime, I enjoyed your Miss Piggy/Kermit comment. I have no sympathy for morons who try to earn themselves undeserved attention. Much like our current prez and flotus. Reminds me of people with full-body tatooes and/or more than 5 body piercings.

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Apparently Moo’s designers have branched out into duct tape creations and prom attire.

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Oh…my…gawd…

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This couldn’t have been all that cheap; have you checked out the price of duct tape lately? All those colors! All that….circumference! They could have bought REAL clothes for that much.

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Would you even WANT them to get “lucky” after THAT prom?

Even the POSSIBILITY of procreation in ANY of those examples, MUST be avoided at ALL COST!!!

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It’s actually pretty funny.

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Most of these kids are obviously lacking parental presence at home.

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I used to think the duct tape prom outfit competitions were clever, because they used to yield actual impressive results, that in many cases didn’t look like they were made of duct tape. The picture above is just silly.

Then again, I find myself going into “old fart” mode whenever I see whatever passes for prom attire these days.

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This is the result of a two dad houehold.

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