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Michelle Headed to London!
Now this is what I call a grand excursion.
First Lady Michelle Obama will be on her way to London next month, leading the U.S. delegation to the Olympic Games, which start July 27 and end August 12.
I assume she will take her daughters. It’s not clear how long they will be staying, but it’s more than likely they will make a vacation out of it.
Michelle and the girls each year take an exorbitant vacation without Barack to some far-flung locale, mostly at taxpayer expense .
In 2009 they went on a luxury trip to the “Spanish Riviera,” staying in what must qualify as a SIX STAR hotel in gorgeous Marbella.
In 2010 they went to southern Africa, this time throwing in some “official” events so that the safari and other exciting activities they engaged in didn’t look quite so tourist-like. Michelle brought her nephews and her mother along to help represent the United States of America.
It’s not clear why the United States needs to send a delegation to the Olympic games, but nevertheless, Michelle has decided she will bear the burden. The trip is also ostensibly an opportunity for her to promote her “Let’s Move” kids’ fat reduction program, though it’s hard to imagine this will take up a lot of her time.
CrustyB
June 24th, 2012
“Hello, Great Britain? We’re inviting ourselves over. Please be extravagant on us.” If there were ever any doubt that Michelle Obama is a product of the South Side of Chicago…
I hope she doesn’t get mad when Princess Leia doesn’t give her a medal.
MADJACK
June 24th, 2012
Well may her fat un-American Highnass just stay in London, forever!
So how much is his phony excuse for a vacation costing We the Taxpayer?
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
persecutor
June 24th, 2012
She’s going to Merry Olde England for some Spotted Dick–something she hasn’t had in decades!
Cruisin' Cat
June 24th, 2012
I thought the Olympic committee already told the obamas to hit the road?
the aardvark
June 24th, 2012
Lets just hope that she doen’t go all harridan in chief on the Brits and all the others at the Olympics. And please keep her the Hell away from Bob Costas or any other Olympic announcer.
BigSlurpy
June 24th, 2012
Maybe she’s house hunting for when they’re exiled?
moarkdave
June 24th, 2012
Well if the Obama touch works on our Olympic athletes like everything else that Barry and Mooch touch, then we will be lucky to get get 2 Bronze medals and nothing else.
Next year, she will no longer have the “burden” of representin’ us all around the world.
Dr. Tar
June 24th, 2012
I thought she was going over to compete in jumping jacks. After all she is a world record holder.
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2011/10/michelle-obama-attempts-jumping-jacks-world-record/
Or is that Jumping Jehosaphats – as in “Jumping Jehosaphats!! Look at that Wookie go.”
Tim
June 24th, 2012
Seeing as Barry won a Nobel Prize, whadda ya figure the Moose will win a Gold in?
You know damned good and well it’ll get a Gold Medal for something!
MADJACK
June 24th, 2012
I’ll be glad when these two despicable trailer trash’s lottery winnings run out.
bitterclinger
June 24th, 2012
To be fair, during the campaign she DID say we were going to have to change our traditions (back to those of Marie Antoinette).
Fur — this would make a great contest. What will Moochelle’s olympic event be?
I vote for “The Tamale Run.”
Doris
June 24th, 2012
They have their own bank in London,transfering all they can of America’s wealth.Also have a bank in Kenya,so, they;re set when they are run out of office. They are nothing but theives ,taking all they can,any way they can.
hanoverfist
June 24th, 2012
“…whadda ya figure the Moose will win a Gold in?”
Mens weightlifting.;-)
IronyCurtain
June 24th, 2012
How come all her “Let’s Moving” doesn’t do a thing to reduce that double-wide ass?
It’s like when the press would all breathlessly report on B. J. Clinton’s “frequent jogging” but no one ever bothered to ask, “If you’re really jogging every day, how come you still have those big fat, pasty white legs?”
MADJACK
June 24th, 2012
BBQ Spare Rib Juggling!
CrustyB
June 24th, 2012
100 Yard Wallet Snatch
cfm990
June 24th, 2012
The 40 meter girdle.
Boobie the Rocket Dog
June 24th, 2012
If da bitch couldn’t handle Carla Bruni without a knife-eyed scowl, how will she be able to handle the Middleton sisters– extremely hot X2?
With any luck, the Secret Service will do their country a BIG favor and enjoy a HUGE pissup every night they’re there.
Boobie the Rocket Dog
June 24th, 2012
Here’s a thought: if any of the three should get sick while in the UK, would they be treated by the NHS? Most NHS consultants (doctors) are middle eastern in origin. The girls had better watch their clitores (for Moose it doesn’t matter). And Americans have to pay cash for treatment there, don’t forget.
Boobie the Rocket Dog
June 24th, 2012
This is all just a warm-up for their lame-duck round-the-world tour from Nov. 6 to Jan 19th at our expense, while Barak is busy signing all the pardons of black death-row inmates.
squatch
June 24th, 2012
Cruisin’ Cat beat me to it.
I was going to suggest she wear this :
http://s5.thisnext.com/media/largest_dimension/9BF42D44.jpg
As far as Michelle’s Olympic event, I’ll go with Mental Gymnastics.
Obamas’ “It was like watching the Special Olympics” comment makes much more sense in that context.
judgeroybean
June 24th, 2012
No problem with her leaving, it’s the coming back that’s a problem. Take all her commie friends and never return.
Chalupa
June 24th, 2012
Potato sack high hurdles.
Chalupa
June 24th, 2012
High platform cannonballs.
Chalupa
June 24th, 2012
Butt Boxing.
squatch
June 24th, 2012
The 4-year Vacation.
House of Kell
June 24th, 2012
Any chance she’ll stay?
squatch
June 24th, 2012
Synchronized Lying
MADJACK
June 24th, 2012
Dunkin’ For French Fries
squatch
June 24th, 2012
Life of Julia – 23
Julia competes in the Olympics but comes in 40th place out of a field of 32. Given a tin participation trophy, her self-esteem soars to a new level. She furiously applies for jobs on her return to America, which she had given up on previously as Bush had killed everything. Although she still doesn’t have a job, her tin participation trophy, when left out on the sidewalk all day, keeps her warm at night along with thoughts of a better life once Obama has full control of everything.
Callmelennie
June 24th, 2012
Actually she was scheduled to be in the 50 meter pushup and turf munch, but was disqualified at the Trials for not going down all the way
Hey, that’s just what I heard
squatch
June 24th, 2012
The 3 Plane Relay
squatch
June 24th, 2012
@ House of Kell – Any chance she’ll stay?
Let’s see. The Obamas’ have insulted them by giving back Churchills’ bust, plastic helicopters as gifts, an I-pod to the Queen with his speeches on them, and DVD’s that don’t work.
Yeah, they want them to stay.
Callmelennie
June 24th, 2012
Some wags on Fleet Street are now saying that Michele is coming to the Olympics to get away from
the Olymprick
Say Olymprick fast three times … see if this joke grows on you
Debbie
June 24th, 2012
She’ll embarrass us. Somehow. What will it be? Fist bumping Kate? Hugging the Queen? Devouring a Cornish Pastie in one bite? Wearing ridiculous outfits?
dong_ha68
June 24th, 2012
High platform bellyflop into an empty pool.
Diann
June 24th, 2012
Don’t we already send a delegation to the Olympic Games? You know, the ATHLETES. Why does her Royal Thighness have to go?
Nutjob
June 24th, 2012
Pie eating contest
Nutjob
June 24th, 2012
The underbite malt liquor bottle opening contest.
Nutjob
June 24th, 2012
The clothing that looks like a flag apparell contest
Nutjob
June 24th, 2012
The cornish hen on a stick slurping contest.
Nutjob
June 24th, 2012
Lets spend as much US tax money as possible contest, of which she’s constantly smashing records.
Nutjob
June 24th, 2012
She might’ve heard they had alot of limies there and wants to order bowl of them with butter.
Nutjob
June 24th, 2012
Being progs teach no one loses, she figured she’d help hand out the aluminum foil participation medals.
Noelegy
June 24th, 2012
Didn’t she say the Olympics weren’t about winning? Yeah, that’s who I want over there representing the US.
Stirrin the B.S.
June 24th, 2012
Mooch is going to try and top Oblowme’s flubbed toast to the Queen, while there.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-Ev6uYe0kM
Amatures!
Dr. Tar
June 24th, 2012
Frequent Flyer Long Distance Marathon
Dr. Tar
June 24th, 2012
Cake Eating Contest
Dr. Tar
June 24th, 2012
Bi-speciesalon
Dr. Tar
June 24th, 2012
The Thigh Lifting Cling and Jerk
Dr. Tar
June 24th, 2012
Water Buffalo
Dr. Tar
June 24th, 2012
Funny Looking Dressage
Dr. Tar
June 24th, 2012
Vegtable Gardening (demonstration sport only and
some else does actual gardening)
Stranded in Sonoma
June 24th, 2012
Personally, I’d like her to be entered in the Involuntary Luge.
The East German Women’s Wrestling Team from Top Secret comes to mind.
@Debbie — Yes.
Cruisin' Cat
June 24th, 2012
I have only two points to make:
She should combine the vacation with a transatlantic voyage;
And,
Where’s the fucking Titanic when we really need her?
Noelegy
June 24th, 2012
Is she going to wag that finger in the Brits’ faces, too?
Major Mal function
June 24th, 2012
The trip is also ostensibly an opportunity for her to promote her “Let’s Move” kids’ fat reduction program, though it’s hard to imagine this will take up a lot of her time.
http://edge.liveleak.com/80281E/s/s/15/media15/2010/Sep/4/LiveLeak-dot-com-a6b0a0a09908-2.jpg?d5e8cc8eccfb6039332f41f6249e92b06c91b4db65f5e99818bad3964843ded6a6bd&ec_rate=300
Robert Fine
June 24th, 2012
Her new book on bowel movements: “Let’s Move II”