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Terrorists Need More Poontang – The Consensus is Clear
LAGOS, Nigeria (AP) – Internet postings purportedly written by a Nigerian charged with trying to bomb a U.S. airliner on Christmas Day suggest a fervently religious and lonely young man who fantasized about becoming a Muslim holy warrior.
Throughout more than 300 posts, a user named “Farouk1986″ reflects on a growing alienation from his family, his shame over sexual urges and his hopes that a “great jihad” will take place across the world.
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In a developing article by Snark, where she discussed issues of terrorism during a roundtable with the Department of Defense, Lori brought up the problem of terrorist recruitment being aided by poverty. It is a situation that the DOD takes very seriously. I would also add here, despite my flippant post title, sexual repression and frustration are also factors that terrorist recruiters exploit. Certainly this guy had lots of money.
Like Mohamed Atta, many of these terrorists have little game with the women, or are repressed homosexuals. With the advent of the internet, previously cloistered Islamic areas were kept in the dark about westernization. It seems that many of the devout are having their eyes opened to what the wild west can offer and they are either ashamed of how it makes them feel, or envious of what they are seeing. Are infidels actually people that muslims are jealous of? That’s not in scripture, is it?
“Thou shall slaughter the people you are jealous of.” I know this is progressive dogma, is it Islamic?
DEVILDOC
December 29th, 2009
I guess it’s true when they say SEX is like AIR….You don’t think about it until you’re not getting any!
rebecca83095
December 29th, 2009
Don’t they all go to the Booby Hatch the night before they’ve planned something?
PoonTangClan
December 29th, 2009
here is is a nice girl for him
http://isshefilthy.blogspot.com/2009/12/girl-969.html
Krauthammer
December 29th, 2009
I’d hit that!
Mr. Pinko
December 29th, 2009
I always say this is where we should spend money against terrorism. I’m half serious. It’s called the Disney-World Program where you take a few kids from each school in the Middle East and give them a week in Disney. They go back to their classmates and describe the incredible experience – no more hatred towards the U.S.
Disney is the answer. discuss
Aladdin
December 29th, 2009
maybe Disney on Ass Mr Pinko…
shootersgrandma
December 29th, 2009
Oh, goody. One more thing to blame us for!
Shecky Greene
December 29th, 2009
maybe we should open a Disney World in Yemen?
of course Disney World Tokyo just went bankrupt, it seems that none of the Japanese were tall enough to go on the good rides!
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even steven
December 29th, 2009
Since the petn in the terrorist’s underwear didn’t explode and merely ignited, it’s likely that he burned off his genitals. He’ll end up looking like a GI Joe doll.
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Tim
December 29th, 2009
I don’t really care what their motivations may be. We need to deport them if they’re here, kill them if they’re not. They, and their socialist enablers, are blights on humanity.
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rebecca83095
December 29th, 2009
disney, and grocery stores — anything they want, all set out for the taking….who else has that?
Reiuxcat
December 29th, 2009
Maybe they should have played doctor as kids? That could have helped with the repression.
Althing
December 29th, 2009
So friendless, virgin queers are most likely to be terrorists? Quick! Somebody report Hines to the Whitehouse!
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Mr. Pinko
December 29th, 2009
The hole in my Disney solution? Taliban, al qaeda, etc… would behead the kids before they got back to their schools.
BigFurHat
December 29th, 2009
The guy is wearing a Nike hat – maybe the Tiger Woods scandal drove him over the edge?
Stymie
December 29th, 2009
@BFH
I was just about to comment how PROUD Nike must be at THAT product placement. Son-of-a-b!tch.
Stymie
December 29th, 2009
…and when the dirty suitcase bomb arrives in one of our major cities, will it be a Cole, Coach, Cardin, Calvin, Lauren, or Gucci?
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Stymie
December 29th, 2009
Terrorists don’t need psychiatry, they need to visit the offices of Dr. Smith and Dr. Wesson.
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Ralph
December 29th, 2009
Somewhere along the way, Stymie has lost his sense of humor.
Stymie
December 29th, 2009
When I think of a comeback, you’ll be history Balmex®-balls.
rebecca83095
December 29th, 2009
Ralph, bedtime.
Wyatt AARP
December 29th, 2009
Terrorists can’t score with the ladies? And their reward for suicide missions is 72 virgins? Welcome to hell.
Sylvia
December 29th, 2009
LOL!
72 MALE Virgins!
LOL
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Mr. Pinko
December 29th, 2009
can’t believe that dems are actually accusing Bush
Sylvia
December 29th, 2009
Have you read the medical report on Umar Farouk…?
We can officially call him the Eunuch Bomber now!
LOL
Call me Lennie
December 30th, 2009
@ Sylvia
Like what the guy said at the end of “Full Metal Jacket” (about the female sniper)
No more boom boom for this Mama san