Home - by BigFurHat - June 23, 2012 - 22:00 America/New_York - 20 Comments
We profiled this guy years ago.
Here are some more via Buzzfeed -
more Cooley here
June 23rd, 2012
I believe there’s a special place in hell for people who knowingly corrupt children’s minds, souls, and innocence.
The Professional is one of the best and one of the sickest movies of all time.
@MN Patriot, I don’t know about “sickest”, but IMHO, it is one of the best.
Jean Reno and Portman were outstanding together.
I have it on DVD, but it’s so intense I can only watch it about once a year. In fact, I’m about due.
Left Coast Dan
It always blows my mind that ‘Buffalo Bill’ became Monk’s police chief. Just a role, I suppose, but still striking.
Just watched The Professional, so I’m good for a year.
When my kids were young I got them “Highlights for Children.” what a great little mag. Wonder if it still exists?
“Highlights” is still around, @Moe Tom. Not much changed, either, thank goodness.
The liberals would say: “hey, at least their reading”…. I wouldn’t let young children read any of this stuff, let alone watch it….
Thanks Mary from M. Good to know. Great Christmas gift. I have kids in mind.
I think the best children’s book EVAH is the one entitled, “Just Go The Fuck To Sleep”. I read that one regularly to my girlfriend’s cute as a bug 2yr old daughter.
I almost got thrown out out of the local Barnes & Borders for laughing my ass off whilst reading it.
The fascist fops that run the place were offended.
Boobie the Rocket Dog
June 24th, 2012
Well, I don’t recall that first piece, but I think “Inappropriate Children’s Books” is an excellent if twisted topic for the adult humor section. I was WTFing all the way down the illustrations above and smirking to myself.
I wonder if Gen. Ripper’s recommendation actually exists… might look it up since it’s right up my alley.
WGN TV and Bozo the Clown will participate in the Gay Pride Parade in Chicago. We’ve hit a new low.
Love the supportive 2nd Grade Public School Teacher in the comments section on Buzzfeed.
Keep your kids home, or at least interview their teachers every year.
The world’s gone mad without boundaries.
“We profiled this guy years ago.”
Where’s the link to the old story? I want to know more about the subversive Comrade.
Samuel L. Jackson narrates Go The F*** To Sleep. It is a hilarious book. Somehow or another my book club of a bunch of older guys found ourselves talking about this book. I don’t know how or why it was brought up but we were all practically on the floor dying of laughter talking about it. I’ve known most of these guys for many yrs. and I’ve never seen them or me laugh so hard. We were laughing as hard or harder than the 1st time we saw Monty Python and The Holy Grail, it was thaat funny.
Samuel L. Jackson narrates the audiobook version of this book. It is freakin hilarious.
Hilarious. From Pulp Fiction
“No, I’m pretty f#cking far from OK” responded the recently sodomized African American crime lord in a curt sarcastic voice
“So pretty please with sugar on top, clean the f#cking” quipped the fast talking, quick witted obscenity spewing Mob fixer
“Yeah, spider just caught a couple of the flies” the shotgun wielding, hillbilly degenerate ominously whisperd
Bozo the Clown
which one? .. the original or the one we laugh at?
Bozo at a gay pride parade???
Don’t see that ever making it to Yutube…Nope, no way…
Se7en was the most intense movie I’ll NEVER watch again because of the ending…never ever never again.
Boobie The Rocket Dawg – yep, it’s a real book. Aardvark – I had no idea that Sam Jackson narrates the audiobook version. But he’s a pro-Obama racist fucktard so I won’t be buying it for fear of enriching the little shit.
There’s another book that’s hilarious; “Shit My Dad Says”. NBC even made a sitcom out of it, starring William Shatner. But the craven cowardly PC empty suits at NBC canceled it because of too many complaints from the far-left. Probably because it’s comedic condemnations of the Left were too accurate.
I love Shit My Dad Says because my dad is also a Navy veteran of WWII (Pacific) and Korea. He’s in his eighties now but is a rich source of pithy comments:
-as useless as tits on a boar hog
-rain comin’ down like a cow pissin’ on a flat rock
-as useless as pissin’ up a rope
-that boy don’t have 30 years experience, he’s got 1 years experience repeated 30 times (my personal favorite)
-fuckin’ liberals should stop mindin’ everybody else’s business and start mindin’ their own. Maybe their lives wouldn’t be so fucked up.
-Scrapple?! Boy, that shit’s the sweepings of the slaughterhouse floor.
-I’m busier than a one-eyed cat lookin’ at two mouse-holes
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