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Wait… There was a Category on Jeopardy Dedicated to Michelle Obama???
Here are some of the other answers -
And the answer is:
This first lady once ate through the plasterboard in the white house pantry when she forgot the lock combination —-
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This first lady was able to till soil on May1st and serve fresh victory garden vegetables on May 15th—-
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This first lady’s jaw was used as a template to replicate the missing bones in a Smithsonian display of Velociraptors
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This first lady’s favorite vegetable is Pringles
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June 21st, 2012
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This first lady became the standard photograph for the “what not to wear” section of every fashion magazine.
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June 21st, 2012
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This first lady racked up more frequent flier miles than the entire schedule of Frontier Airlines.
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June 21st, 2012
And the answer is:
This first lady was no lady.
Roscoe P. Soultrane
June 21st, 2012
What is “That’s some bullshit right there,” Alex?
Flaming Hetero!
June 21st, 2012
The answer is:
The number of seats the First Lady takes up on a typical airliner…
Diogenes
June 21st, 2012
The answer is:
The number of time the First Lady has had the corns sawed off her feet.
Diann
June 21st, 2012
This first lady created a fashion hit by replacing the bra for this common accessory.
Corky
June 21st, 2012
The answer is:
This first lady’s biggest competition is Reggie Love.
Horrorman18
June 21st, 2012
And the answer is…
How many times has the First Lady been photographed while walking in the wooded Pacific Northwest
I Luv Bacon
June 21st, 2012
What does the first wookies breath smell like?..
for 300., Alex.
Valerie Jarrett’s Va-J-J.
Czar of Defenestration
June 21st, 2012
Yes, there *was* a category for her…
…but you lost that amount of money if you answered right.
Lowell
June 21st, 2012
Alex, I’ll take “Sasquatch’s in Plain Sight” for $1000!.
joe
June 21st, 2012
Thanks… I can’t tell you how much I needed the laugh from these comments this morning. Thanks, Fur, for the serious and comic side of this web page. It is a treasure.
historicus
June 21st, 2012
What is the cause of the recent East Coast tremors, Alex?
What is total b-llsh-t, Alex?
What is a hereditary transplant, Alex?
Moe Tom
June 21st, 2012
Alex and company trying to make mooshelle appear patriotic. Phoney crap.
Horrorman18
June 21st, 2012
The answer is…
This First Lady has constantly been identified as the 3rd one from the left on the evolution chart
Noodengr
June 21st, 2012
the answer is: this person was so relieved the phone rang just as they got to the first wookie catergory so he had an excuse to hit the mute button
The question is ” who is noodengr?”
The Doktor
June 21st, 2012
The answer is —
First Lady who is first First Lady to blow smoke up her OWN ASS!!
Justsomebody
June 21st, 2012
And the answer is:
First Lady’s mandible used in place of
Jaws of Life
Conservative Cartoon Link: June 21, 2012 | DBKP - Death By 1000 Papercuts - DBKP
June 21st, 2012
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Mr.Pinko
June 21st, 2012
Who is… Brian Terry?
CrustyB
June 21st, 2012
The answer is —
This First Lady once caused a panic when she was mistaken for Godzilla in this Asian country.
nobarack08
June 21st, 2012
I I I I
sounds like her ‘good for nothing’ husband
MADJACK
June 21st, 2012
Alex, I’ll take the category “Big FATASS Loudmouths ” for $100.
Yep this despicable woman is as big a narcissist as her POS husband.
GregMan
June 21st, 2012
“I’ll take ‘Missing Links’ for $400, Alex.”
GregMan
June 21st, 2012
“‘People Who Hate Amerikkka’ for $200, Alex.”
hanoverfist
June 21st, 2012
And the answer is:
In North Carolina this First Lady is also known as the “Skunk Ape”.
Bob M.
June 21st, 2012
The OBAMAS on Jeopardy?!?!
“I’ll take, ‘Usurpers-of-the-throne’ for a thousand, Alex!”
Boobie the Rocket Dog
June 21st, 2012
“The OBAMAS on Jeopardy?!?!”
Is BFH drawing a new strip? Can’t wait.
Chieftain
June 21st, 2012
This First Lady was such an ugly child, her mother strapped her in a high chair and fed her with a slingshot.
Jerry Manderin
June 21st, 2012
“And the answer is – an audio daily double. How
much would you like to wager?”
“300 Alex.”
“This audio is considered ‘A cry for help.’”
Audio – “RRRGGRRR. Get off me! GASP. GASP.
“RRRRGGRR. Somebody save me! RRRGGRR…”
“What is Michelle Obama’s bicycle seat?”
“Correct!”
MADJACK
June 21st, 2012
I used to watch that show once in awhile.
NEVERMORE!
The entertainment industry is so in the bag for Oblowme and his fatass wife it is beyond disgusting.
I tell you, Adolph Hitler and his propaganda minister Joseph Goebbels would be proud.
norman einstein
June 21st, 2012
Category: First Lady Body Types
Answer: This FL resembles a 500 lb. pear.
Stirrin the B.S.
June 21st, 2012
Who finally got a piece of the pie, and is married to George Jefferson, Alex?
Stirrin the B.S.
June 21st, 2012
Who doesn’t go down all the way, Alex?
Debbie
June 21st, 2012
The answer is: What is a free campaign ad for Oblamo?
Horrorman18
June 21st, 2012
The answer is …
This First Lady has a huge tamale ass but finds it necessary to lecture us on healthy eating
Anonymous
June 21st, 2012
The answer is…
The Eternal Light.
Question:
What do they call the open refrigerator door at the White House?
MNHawk
June 21st, 2012
The answer is:
Her first acting roll was in The Star Wars Holiday Special.
Anonymous
June 21st, 2012
Contestant #1: Alex First Ladies for $600
Alex: Fashionable First Lady
Contestant #1: Alex, who is Jackie O?
Buzzer: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTT.
Alex: No
Contestant #2: Alex, whi is Blackie O?
Ding, Ding, Ding
Alex, correct
Anonymous
June 21st, 2012
Best comment of the day from Weasel Zippers:
Uncle Baruch says:
June 20, 2012 at 10:37 pm
I’ll take Everything for nothing, Alex.
Corona
June 21st, 2012
“I’ll take The Rapists for $800, Alex.”
TooMuchTime
June 21st, 2012
The answer is: This line of clothing sought out Michelle Obama as the perfect spokesperson for their products?
What is Hugh Jass?
MJ
June 21st, 2012
Which first lady as a member of the vilified 1% sat as the head of a major hospital and voted to eliminate health care programs for the poor and homeless?
Salve
June 21st, 2012
The answer is:
What’s the name of the White House trash can?
Salve
House of Kell
June 21st, 2012
And the answer is, Alex, for $15,000,000,000,000,000.00…..“Can I gits me sum o’ wats behine do’ numah tree..an’ni bettah beez sumpin good, to, Alex…don’ makes me sic bawack own y’all skinny honkey mo-fo crackah ass…I finna gonna gits minez…mo fo’…..Americah has bin bootifool to meh!!!
House of Kell
June 21st, 2012
And the answer is, for the same $15,000,000,000,000,000.00….what is…the last time moochie went all the way down…on someone other than barack…
we all know barack don’t play day!!!
House of Kell
June 21st, 2012
I’ll take the cro-magnon Lucy’s step-sister, 4 times removed, on her fathers side, for $500, Alex!!!!
House of Kell
June 21st, 2012
Ummm…I think I’ll take barack in levenworth droping his soap for a living, for $100, Alex!!!
House of Kell
June 21st, 2012
Ummm…isn’t it only double jeapardy if he’s actually been charged and tried for the crimes he’s committing over and over and over and over….?
Kinda thought so…LMAO…IF we were the true racist ‘The Barry’s’ seem to believe we are, we’de have hung them all, already….10 times…and sold popcorn and iced tea!!!
House of Kell
June 21st, 2012
@Cheiftain: Moochie was so ugly her keepers had to tie a bone around her neck to get the other apes to play with it….
House of Kell
June 21st, 2012
@Jerry Manderin: “RRRGGRRR. Get off me! GASP. GASP.
“RRRRGGRR. Somebody save me! RRRGGRR…”
……or maybe a ‘white’ head…LOL…or is that racist, too?!???