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Please, America, let’s agree to never have a vagina protest ever again.
I don’t really care what your position is on the Great Michigan Vagina Debate, America. We disagree on the rules of decorum, I’m sure, and on our own independent analysis of the problem at hand and whether or not, exactly, Michigan is attempting to, in fact, legislate anyone’s vagina. I maintain that, in the name of scientific accuracy, they are, in fact, not attempting to legislate anyone’s vagina. If anything, they are legislating uteruses. Or uterii. Or whatever.
But let’s get one thing straight. Although I have no objection to saying the word, vagina, I do have an objection to knowing about yours. And frankly, I would assume that, in the immortal words of a former Michigan legislator, no one currently or formerly in the Michigan legislature has ever given a single thought to any of these womens’ actual vaginas.
And the protest yesterday only served to reiterate that point.
I’m about to show you pictures. You should be prepared. Because this protest on vaginas may make you never, EVER, want to ever hear about one again. In fact, you may want to start a petition to end all vagina-themed protests into eternity. You may even want to start the ball rolling on a Constitutional amendment.
Adrienne
June 20th, 2012
Now – that was the first time I laughed today! Thanks…
Jethro
June 20th, 2012
Jemima’s vagina ached like angina
She twisted and moaned and cried for relief,
but all she got from her hand was a queef.
Unneutral
June 20th, 2012
My mistake, I used to think I wanted to be a gynecologist.
Moe Tom
June 20th, 2012
I wish I was an Oscar meyer weiner, all a them would be in love with me,,He, Hee
Forfu*ksake!
Wyatt, Insensitive Jerk
June 20th, 2012
Sweet Jesus – this is the second or third story I have read today revolving around a Michigan vagina. Why are libs, progs and feminists caterwalling about “vaginas” while feigning outrage over the use of the word “slut?” I’ll make them a deal – I won’t call Sandra Fluke a slut if they shut up about their vaginas.
MAJ Mike
June 20th, 2012
HOLY SWEET JESUS, MARY AND JOSEPH!!!!!
MUST. HAVE. EYE. BLEACH. NOW!!!!!!!!!
What the Hell is wrong with those people?
well now
June 20th, 2012
I think the problem these women have is that no one ever in their life gave a good G-D D**N about their vaginas and that’s what their pissed about.
That’s what happens when you’re an angry man hating feminist. You spend all your nights alone.
Bad Brad
June 21st, 2012
Shit, I missed them, to many warts in the way.
Ricky
June 21st, 2012
Imagine the fat girl wearing the pink t-shirt naked on a bed with blue satin sheets like a beached whale and there isn’t a bag of flower big enough to find the wet spot..
visualize it..(laughing) ewwww!