I don’t really care what your position is on the Great Michigan Vagina Debate, America. We disagree on the rules of decorum, I’m sure, and on our own independent analysis of the problem at hand and whether or not, exactly, Michigan is attempting to, in fact, legislate anyone’s vagina. I maintain that, in the name of scientific accuracy, they are, in fact, not attempting to legislate anyone’s vagina. If anything, they are legislating uteruses. Or uterii. Or whatever.
But let’s get one thing straight. Although I have no objection to saying the word, vagina, I do have an objection to knowing about yours. And frankly, I would assume that, in the immortal words of a former Michigan legislator, no one currently or formerly in the Michigan legislature has ever given a single thought to any of these womens’ actual vaginas.
And the protest yesterday only served to reiterate that point.
I’m about to show you pictures. You should be prepared. Because this protest on vaginas may make you never, EVER, want to ever hear about one again. In fact, you may want to start a petition to end all vagina-themed protests into eternity. You may even want to start the ball rolling on a Constitutional amendment.