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Las Vegas man with giant scrotum embraces celebrity
The late President Lyndon Johnson used to relish doing in-person interviews with reporters while moving his bowels. Wesley Warren Jr., he of the 100-pound scrotum, loved being interviewed last week while sprawled bare-assed across his bed.
Yet Warren, unlike Johnson, swears he was “just being comfortable,” that he wasn’t deriving a twisted sense of power from watching a journalist try to act like nothing is strange as he is deliberately cast into an awkward situation.
“Write that I have clean butt cheeks,” Warren said, laughing in a follow-up phone interview.
Uninspected butt cheeks aside, Warren laughed often as we talked in his small Las Vegas apartment, and he said his scrotum, partially encased in a towel, “grew another three inches.”
h/t Frosteetoes
Bad Brad
June 20th, 2012
It’s all fine and dandy until you get kicked in the balls.
Sarthurk
June 20th, 2012
I’ll bet that Johnny T and Alec B are trying to hook up with this guy bad!
Just sayin’
geofraz
June 21st, 2012
Holy Shit! Please send this man a donation! I don’t know why his surgery is gonna cost 1 million dollars, but where the hell are all the celebrities? Especially the comedians! The would surely love such a fund raiser. And the porn industry could offer him a cameo for a couple grand or so.
VIAGRA!!!! Yeah. He could be like ‘Jared’ or Michael Phelps doing ‘Subway’ commercials, only for VIAGRA! Or maybe ‘Gold Bonds medicated powder’. Dem balls gotta be chaffin’! How about a “Hoveround” scooter? What better spokesman than a guy with one hundred pound balls! It might give that ‘old, weak, grandpa is about to croak’ Hoveround image a much needed injection of testosterone (or at least testicles).
I’ve got a lot of ideas on how this guy could make that million and quick. Maybe I outta email him. ~ Geo
eternal cracker p
June 21st, 2012
The take away here is being comfortable creates great bowel movements. Life in a large sack could be comforting, although I see difficulty retaining the comfort level while hoisting out of bed to reach the toilet. Yeah, we get it, he doesn’t get out of bed to take a shit.
Bad Brad
June 21st, 2012
geofraz, Dude, stop and think about it. Their just talking about the bag man. Which would be really bad if your unit was like regular size. You would never see the little guy. Conversely, if the unit was super sized and he took a little blue pill the dude is sure to pass out from lack of oxygen to his brain cause all his bloods going someplace else. Not marketable.
Debbie
June 21st, 2012
I hear he’s named them.
Moose and Chillary.
mkultra
June 21st, 2012
He doesn’t need surgery. This picture is guaranteed to prevent swelling in male genitals:
http://tinyurl.com/7rfz7d7
geofraz
June 21st, 2012
@Bad Brad ~ Assuming that neither you nor anyone you probably know has this condition, the ‘Mindseye- visual process’ you must have gone through to come to your conclusion is disturbing to say the least.
May I suggest that you view several episodes of ‘Touched By An Angel’ to cleanse what must be horribly vivid images from your subliminal thoughts?
Roscoe P. Soultrane
June 21st, 2012
Oh, come on. The guy’s clearly nuts.
Bad Brad
June 21st, 2012
Geofraz. It’s a curse. Will Little House on the Prairie help?
Team America
June 21st, 2012
Mkultra – that was gross. EEwwwww. Now for ballsy, I bet he has more balls than boehner.
bitterclinger
June 21st, 2012
Srsly, I have a knowledgeable old dude friend who says this is bunk — the guy’s got elephantitis.