I only hope that things have settled down at the airport by the time I start traveling again.
A comment on profiling. To avoid profiling, TSA profiles. True life example. Back when they did the random searches right as one boarded, I was snatched out out of line six times out of eight during a four week period.
The sixth time, at Hartsfield, I told the young lady that the TSA had to be profiling short, middle aged, chubby white guys because this (referring to myself) short, middle aged, chubby white guy had been picked out for the sixth time in eight trips. Fortunately, she had a sense of humor and just smiled at me knowingly. (The worse part about it was they never put anything back the way it was packed! Difficult for OCDs, let me tell ya!)
I suppose the phrase “explosive package” will now take on a new meaning after last Friday.
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Reiuxcat
December 28th, 2009
PS. Anytime I travel and I see middle easterners or nervous people, I’m checking them out!
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BETTY
December 28th, 2009
Bet in her spare time Janet could cultivate MEchell’s garden with that piece of equipment.
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BETTY
December 28th, 2009
Reiuxcat…Wrap a towel around your head and you should do just fine.
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Call me Lennie
December 28th, 2009
It’s good to see this uber-lib, who managed to snow most of the Arizona citizenry on the idea that she was a centrist finally show her true leftie skunk colors.
She as given the St Janet treatment in Arizona; never was heard a discouraging word. So it’s great to see this image. It’s perfect … with the lezzie skunk patch* and everything.
*A friend of my wife told her that she once overheard someone else say that the white patch was a subtle marker for lesbianism. So, you can take that to the FDIC
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rebecca83095
December 28th, 2009
Reiux – I’m with you, there. I wonder what would happen if the passengers would refuse to board an airplane, or get off if already boarded – with Middle Easterners on. That would teach the TSA about profiling.
TSA – Terrorists Safe Aboard
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illustr8r
December 28th, 2009
Judge Napolitano would get the job done-we just have the wrong Napolitano in office.
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rebecca83095
December 28th, 2009
Lennie – good point, there, but isn’t that a bit of overkill on Jan’s part? She must have been going with the belt and suspenders approach.
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Reiuxcat
December 28th, 2009
I work with a friend who has a white patch. I wonder what HE will say after I tell him about the tell.
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rebecca83095
December 28th, 2009
He might not mind…….LOL
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Ray V.
December 28th, 2009
I think the average mall cop is a hell of alot more competent than this Rosie O’Donnell wannabe
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Reiuxcat
December 28th, 2009
@becca…you’re giving me ideas…
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rebecca83095
December 28th, 2009
You got a little bit of white on you, too, Reiux
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grayscape
December 28th, 2009
Is that what the hair thingy means?? A lesbo skunk patch??
I didn’t know Janet was a rug muncher….just thought she was a hag with a freaky hair thing.
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rebecca83095
December 28th, 2009
Right on both counts, Gray.
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Reiuxcat
December 28th, 2009
I don’t mean to be picky, but aren’t y’all parting her hair on the wrong side? (image inverted?)
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cakes
December 28th, 2009
@Reiuxcat- I too get “profiled” every single time I fly- no matter what airport/country(including my frequent business trips to… Amsterdam!) I ALWAYS have to get all the way to the PAT down- ALWAYS. Mancakes makes sure we get there 20 minutes early to allow for my shake down time. I guess they really fear women who are 5′1″, 110 pounds with long curly strawberry blonde hair and large, um…intelligence (refer to the snark post over a month ago) with a mildly German sounding last name.
After numerous attempts to find out why I was subjected to getting publicly felt up before every flight, I was told that upon check in, the machine “randomly” prints a symbol on the seat assignment slip that indicates a search. Still not buying it.
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Reiuxcat
December 28th, 2009
Hi Cakes, Delta uses SSS symbols on their boarding passes. I also learned you cannot check in online if you’ve been “chosen”. All through experience.
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Tom Mo
December 28th, 2009
This is from my friend Carlo, who I hope will Join
the IOTW clan soon.
Folks, (He writes)
If we acted this way in our businesses, we’d be fired immediately.
If we said the opposite of what was true, just to spin a story, we’d be ousted.
What makes these people think they can say the opposite of truth and maintain it.
The fact is that nothing happenes to them when they lie and distort.
Their leadership praise them for bullshitting us.
We just shrug our shoulders with comments like,
“What are you gonna do? And so the beat goes on.
Janet Napolitano is a disgrace.
She should be removed’
The Repuplicans are a disgrace.
They should demand her removal!
The press is a disgrace.
They should demand her removal!
We are a disgrace. We should be removing ALL of
these clowns.
Join the 2010 anti-incumbent Revolt. Throw all the bums out in 2010.
Go to GOOOH.com
Carlo
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cakes
December 28th, 2009
@rcat- ‘random’ my patted down a$$. I have NEVER seen a Muslim male get the treatment. Heck, Mancakes never gets the treatment. If I travel with my 5 and 9 year old- I am still ’selected’. I asked if my name was similar to one on a no fly list or terror watch list- nothing. Mancakes thinks the similarly sexually oriented ladies to our friend Janet here just want a thrill in their otherwise boring government job day. But I think there is more to it than that.
I once saw 3 young Muslim men breeze right through the security line in Hartford CT, while they stopped the person right behind them- an infirm 80+ year old woman traveling with her husband. They put her through the puffer machine. (just before they sent me through it) OUTRAGEOUS!
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rebecca83095
December 28th, 2009
Tom – I just went to GOOOH and it looks like a worthy effort – I am going to join. Thanks for the tip.
Rebecca, BFH, Carlo is in Pa. I’m going to join http://goooh.com/home.aspk and when they reach
500.000 I will send $100. I wish Carlo would come on with IOTW. He is a patriot. I think maybe
goooh may be the answer. I listened to the founder
He’s got his head on huis shoulders. Love to see
happen before I pass on.
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Tom Mo
December 28th, 2009
But then again I’ve had a few pops. Rebecca don’t
up me lady.
I, for one, get tired of being almost completely stripped. Then trying to manage all my shiite while hopping down the Fuc#ing bunny trail. It’s very frustrating. My only intent, while flying, is to get from point A to point B without some fatass toothless TSA worker running a cold wand up the crack of my ass. All the while giving me attitude because they chose a piss poor job and I’m somehow an inconvenience to their 79 twinkie breaks. As TomMo would say “OH FFSake!”
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BETTY
December 29th, 2009
They pulled my husband and myself aside…72-73 years old…examined us from head to toe..went through all our luggage. All this while other passengers are walking by looking at us like we were indeed terrorists. Someone from another country, looking like most terrorists do…walks through with a bomb. Should we care?
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Jarhead
December 29th, 2009
I think ALL ragheads should be pulled aside and given the asscrack check. Take off their fargin shoes and xray the barstards.
If they don’t wear a rag but are olive skinned, consider them a raghead.
I don’t care about being politically correct anymore…skru the ragheads.
Profiling……hmmmm…….what a WUNNERFUL idea. Hey Muhammed – get ur stanky a$$ outa line.
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rebecca83095
December 29th, 2009
Tom – Hi Honey, don’t be mad – I just sez ‘em when I see ‘em…..sometimes, my brain isn’t even engaged. LOL
Seriously, I like what I saw on that website, and they really have a goal in mind.
Isn’t Carlos the guy that was here for a while, then left cause he got called out for something seeming racist? Anyway – he should be here, too.
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Tom Mo
December 29th, 2009
Rebecca that’s Carlo not Carlos. Cheers
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rebecca83095
December 29th, 2009
whoops, not enough coffee
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beethovenqueen
December 29th, 2009
cakes, somewhere you can look up what’s in “your file” (sorry, I forgot where).
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This Nappy pic is hysterical!! laughed out loud as I always do here…good thing no one within earshot!
Reiuxcat
December 28th, 2009
I only hope that things have settled down at the airport by the time I start traveling again.
A comment on profiling. To avoid profiling, TSA profiles. True life example. Back when they did the random searches right as one boarded, I was snatched out out of line six times out of eight during a four week period.
The sixth time, at Hartsfield, I told the young lady that the TSA had to be profiling short, middle aged, chubby white guys because this (referring to myself) short, middle aged, chubby white guy had been picked out for the sixth time in eight trips. Fortunately, she had a sense of humor and just smiled at me knowingly. (The worse part about it was they never put anything back the way it was packed! Difficult for OCDs, let me tell ya!)
I suppose the phrase “explosive package” will now take on a new meaning after last Friday.
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Reiuxcat
December 28th, 2009
PS. Anytime I travel and I see middle easterners or nervous people, I’m checking them out!
BETTY
December 28th, 2009
Bet in her spare time Janet could cultivate MEchell’s garden with that piece of equipment.
BETTY
December 28th, 2009
Reiuxcat…Wrap a towel around your head and you should do just fine.
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Call me Lennie
December 28th, 2009
It’s good to see this uber-lib, who managed to snow most of the Arizona citizenry on the idea that she was a centrist finally show her true leftie skunk colors.
She as given the St Janet treatment in Arizona; never was heard a discouraging word. So it’s great to see this image. It’s perfect … with the lezzie skunk patch* and everything.
*A friend of my wife told her that she once overheard someone else say that the white patch was a subtle marker for lesbianism. So, you can take that to the FDIC
rebecca83095
December 28th, 2009
Reiux – I’m with you, there. I wonder what would happen if the passengers would refuse to board an airplane, or get off if already boarded – with Middle Easterners on. That would teach the TSA about profiling.
TSA – Terrorists Safe Aboard
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illustr8r
December 28th, 2009
Judge Napolitano would get the job done-we just have the wrong Napolitano in office.
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rebecca83095
December 28th, 2009
Lennie – good point, there, but isn’t that a bit of overkill on Jan’s part? She must have been going with the belt and suspenders approach.
Reiuxcat
December 28th, 2009
I work with a friend who has a white patch. I wonder what HE will say after I tell him about the tell.
rebecca83095
December 28th, 2009
He might not mind…….LOL
Ray V.
December 28th, 2009
I think the average mall cop is a hell of alot more competent than this Rosie O’Donnell wannabe
Reiuxcat
December 28th, 2009
@becca…you’re giving me ideas…
rebecca83095
December 28th, 2009
You got a little bit of white on you, too, Reiux
grayscape
December 28th, 2009
Is that what the hair thingy means?? A lesbo skunk patch??
I didn’t know Janet was a rug muncher….just thought she was a hag with a freaky hair thing.
rebecca83095
December 28th, 2009
Right on both counts, Gray.
Reiuxcat
December 28th, 2009
I don’t mean to be picky, but aren’t y’all parting her hair on the wrong side? (image inverted?)
cakes
December 28th, 2009
@Reiuxcat- I too get “profiled” every single time I fly- no matter what airport/country(including my frequent business trips to… Amsterdam!) I ALWAYS have to get all the way to the PAT down- ALWAYS. Mancakes makes sure we get there 20 minutes early to allow for my shake down time. I guess they really fear women who are 5′1″, 110 pounds with long curly strawberry blonde hair and large, um…intelligence (refer to the snark post over a month ago) with a mildly German sounding last name.
After numerous attempts to find out why I was subjected to getting publicly felt up before every flight, I was told that upon check in, the machine “randomly” prints a symbol on the seat assignment slip that indicates a search. Still not buying it.
Reiuxcat
December 28th, 2009
Hi Cakes, Delta uses SSS symbols on their boarding passes. I also learned you cannot check in online if you’ve been “chosen”. All through experience.
Tom Mo
December 28th, 2009
This is from my friend Carlo, who I hope will Join
the IOTW clan soon.
Folks, (He writes)
If we acted this way in our businesses, we’d be fired immediately.
If we said the opposite of what was true, just to spin a story, we’d be ousted.
What makes these people think they can say the opposite of truth and maintain it.
The fact is that nothing happenes to them when they lie and distort.
Their leadership praise them for bullshitting us.
We just shrug our shoulders with comments like,
“What are you gonna do? And so the beat goes on.
Janet Napolitano is a disgrace.
She should be removed’
The Repuplicans are a disgrace.
They should demand her removal!
The press is a disgrace.
They should demand her removal!
We are a disgrace. We should be removing ALL of
these clowns.
Join the 2010 anti-incumbent Revolt. Throw all the bums out in 2010.
Go to GOOOH.com
Carlo
cakes
December 28th, 2009
@rcat- ‘random’ my patted down a$$. I have NEVER seen a Muslim male get the treatment. Heck, Mancakes never gets the treatment. If I travel with my 5 and 9 year old- I am still ’selected’. I asked if my name was similar to one on a no fly list or terror watch list- nothing. Mancakes thinks the similarly sexually oriented ladies to our friend Janet here just want a thrill in their otherwise boring government job day. But I think there is more to it than that.
I once saw 3 young Muslim men breeze right through the security line in Hartford CT, while they stopped the person right behind them- an infirm 80+ year old woman traveling with her husband. They put her through the puffer machine. (just before they sent me through it) OUTRAGEOUS!
rebecca83095
December 28th, 2009
Tom – I just went to GOOOH and it looks like a worthy effort – I am going to join. Thanks for the tip.
http://goooh.com/home.aspx
BigFurHat
December 28th, 2009
Umm. Tom, where the heck is Carlo, anyway?
Tom Mo
December 28th, 2009
Rebecca, BFH, Carlo is in Pa. I’m going to join
http://goooh.com/home.aspk and when they reach
500.000 I will send $100. I wish Carlo would come on with IOTW. He is a patriot. I think maybe
goooh may be the answer. I listened to the founder
He’s got his head on huis shoulders. Love to see
happen before I pass on.
Tom Mo
December 28th, 2009
But then again I’ve had a few pops. Rebecca don’t
up me lady.
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ScratchNSniff
December 29th, 2009
I, for one, get tired of being almost completely stripped. Then trying to manage all my shiite while hopping down the Fuc#ing bunny trail. It’s very frustrating. My only intent, while flying, is to get from point A to point B without some fatass toothless TSA worker running a cold wand up the crack of my ass. All the while giving me attitude because they chose a piss poor job and I’m somehow an inconvenience to their 79 twinkie breaks. As TomMo would say “OH FFSake!”
BETTY
December 29th, 2009
They pulled my husband and myself aside…72-73 years old…examined us from head to toe..went through all our luggage. All this while other passengers are walking by looking at us like we were indeed terrorists. Someone from another country, looking like most terrorists do…walks through with a bomb. Should we care?
Jarhead
December 29th, 2009
I think ALL ragheads should be pulled aside and given the asscrack check. Take off their fargin shoes and xray the barstards.
If they don’t wear a rag but are olive skinned, consider them a raghead.
I don’t care about being politically correct anymore…skru the ragheads.
Profiling……hmmmm…….what a WUNNERFUL idea. Hey Muhammed – get ur stanky a$$ outa line.
rebecca83095
December 29th, 2009
Tom – Hi Honey, don’t be mad – I just sez ‘em when I see ‘em…..sometimes, my brain isn’t even engaged. LOL
Seriously, I like what I saw on that website, and they really have a goal in mind.
Isn’t Carlos the guy that was here for a while, then left cause he got called out for something seeming racist? Anyway – he should be here, too.
Tom Mo
December 29th, 2009
Rebecca that’s Carlo not Carlos. Cheers
rebecca83095
December 29th, 2009
whoops, not enough coffee
beethovenqueen
December 29th, 2009
cakes, somewhere you can look up what’s in “your file” (sorry, I forgot where).
————
This Nappy pic is hysterical!! laughed out loud as I always do here…good thing no one within earshot!
123123321
December 29th, 2009
Planned incompetence.