The Looking Spoon alerted me to a caption contest going on over at THE DAILY KOS.
I’m going to post the comments with the most thumbs up.
-There is a reason my name is Boehner
“Whaddaya mean, the bar is closed?!!?!”
Poll my finger!!
“It’s National Martini Day!”
The TOP THUMBED COMMENT WAS-
‘Scuse me while I squeeze this out
Here are some also-rans that got middling thumbs -
Willy Wonka is an Oompa Loompa short of a chocolate factory.
What’s that smell? Cantor, are you cutting the cheese again?
“Latino vote? Who needs that?” “They’re too busy mowing lawns and scrubbing floors to vote anyway.”
“So this is what it looks like with my head out of my ass”
No way I will caption that Boehner! I don’t know where that Boehner’s been.
I Don’t Have the Facts to Back This Up, But….
Aaaaaayyyyy! “I am just like the Fonz”
And now the ones that are just simply jaw dropping -
“We’re in a tight spot”
eh, comme si, comme sa”
I’m Irish and . . I like that green beer and Danny Boy always makes me cry.
Got it! I’m on the Tea Party’s wavelength now”
Oops! Meant to put it in my mouth.
New personal low. I know I’m a schmuck, but what an asshole I’ve been today! I guess Barry was right…… I’m goin’ home. Boo-hoo.
“I am John Boehner, and I am an asshole.”
Behind this podium, I’m popping a Boehner!
I shit on the Middle Class