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Nyyaghh – I’ve seen funnier child funerals
The Looking Spoon alerted me to a caption contest going on over at THE DAILY KOS.
I’m going to post the comments with the most thumbs up.
-There is a reason my name is Boehner
“Whaddaya mean, the bar is closed?!!?!”
Poll my finger!!
“It’s National Martini Day!”
The TOP THUMBED COMMENT WAS-
‘Scuse me while I squeeze this out
Here are some also-rans that got middling thumbs -
Willy Wonka is an Oompa Loompa short of a chocolate factory.
What’s that smell? Cantor, are you cutting the cheese again?
“Latino vote? Who needs that?” “They’re too busy mowing lawns and scrubbing floors to vote anyway.”
“So this is what it looks like with my head out of my ass”
No way I will caption that Boehner! I don’t know where that Boehner’s been.
I Don’t Have the Facts to Back This Up, But….
Aaaaaayyyyy! “I am just like the Fonz”
And now the ones that are just simply jaw dropping -
“We’re in a tight spot”
eh, comme si, comme sa”
I’m Irish and . . I like that green beer and Danny Boy always makes me cry.
Got it! I’m on the Tea Party’s wavelength now”
Oops! Meant to put it in my mouth.
New personal low. I know I’m a schmuck, but what an asshole I’ve been today! I guess Barry was right…… I’m goin’ home. Boo-hoo.
“I am John Boehner, and I am an asshole.”
Behind this podium, I’m popping a Boehner!
I shit on the Middle Class
michellesbigbeaver
June 20th, 2012
He looks like he was standing next to Michelle when she queffed… honestly it he could be smelling his own, I have no love for this cry baby spineless mangina….
Gvii
June 20th, 2012
Not that I’ll ever claim to be a prime example for maturity, but a lot of those look like they were written with all the mentality of a 2nd grade bully.
And they wonder why they get their asses handed to them every time they try to start some cutesy little Twitter game.
scribble
June 20th, 2012
@Gvil – you give them too much credit.
Diogenes
June 20th, 2012
Obviously not up to the wit or bite of a IOTW caption commenter. Amateurs!
John F.
June 20th, 2012
The humorless left in action.
MaryfromMarin
June 20th, 2012
It takes a free and unfettered mind to be able to come up with truly imaginative humor.
What does that say about the Daily Kos comments above?
shootersgrandma
June 20th, 2012
Boehner is getting paid too many slut-bucks from outside interests to be concerned with this nation’s welfare. Let’s vote in a ROOKIE to be SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE and see how loud our conservative is!
Racist
June 20th, 2012
I’da gone with something like,
“Hey, a little higher with those needle-nose pliers. My nose hair gets all snotty when I cry”
or
Damn Tamales! I knew that big-toothed beast was lying about rolling the farts out of the beans!
IOpian
June 20th, 2012
Not a witty bunch.. the wittiness factor totaled to about a half wit.
Roadmaster
June 20th, 2012
So lame, but then again aren’t most Lefties emotionally stunted and socially backward?
Dull mind = dull wit.
Anonymous
June 20th, 2012
Hope Boehner sees how the lefties regard him.
Maybe then he’ll stop trying to appease them.
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June 20th, 2012
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joe
June 20th, 2012
Boehner: “I’ve got to go.”
No pun intended. He has to go.
CrustyB
June 20th, 2012
I’m a douchebag? Speaking of douchebags, why doesn’t Michelle ever use one?
Dr. Tar
June 20th, 2012
Boehnar “Ah, yeah those arn’t very funny Daily Kos. Why don’t the lot of you go back to your Mom’s basement couch have some Cheetos and Pepsi and watch reruns of Buffy for a while.”
norman einstein
June 20th, 2012
As I’ve said before, progtards are missing the “humor gene”.
When they TRY to be witty, they’re just pathetic.
Ironically, they’re at their funniest when they’re engaged in what they consider “serious” causes.
I always LMAO to see them crying for the trees, rainbows, gorebull warming, etc. etc.
Nunya
June 20th, 2012
Yeah what Diogenes & Anon said above ^
Corona
June 20th, 2012
It’s their ‘unintentional’ humor that cracks Me up. Tell us again, wizards, how “Democracy died tonight”.