Home - by BigFurHat - June 19, 2012 - 16:42 America/New_York - 50 Comments
Get people to call you an Elitist Inner Circle Blogger
June 19th, 2012
Elitist Inner Circle Blogger!!! (Gotcher back, pal.)
Roger that! Elitist Inner Circle Blogger!!! (Got yer six, BFH.)
I don’t blog, but I wanna be an “Elitist Inner Circle Blogger” too!
Oh, yeah, Mr. Hat, you’re an “Elitist Inner Circle Blogger!”
So’s Mr. Curtain, and Mr. Pinko, and Cardigan, &c., &c., &c.
Well, damn. A big brouhaha happened here and I missed the whole dang thing. Don’t have big brouhahas when I’m in busy season!
I’ll call you an Elitist Inner Circle Blogger, if it helps, but I feel like I’m walking in to the theater in the middle of a movie.
Ooh ohh ohh! Guess I have to get a blog first, you elitist inner circle blogger, you.
Which one of Dante’s circles is the “elitist” one?
Man you are one serious elitist inner circle blogger!
bfh given greenlight by the committee for the credentializing of elitisit inner circle bloggers.
Just as Homer Simpson was an “outsider artist,” I am an “outsider blogger.”
Ewww … that felt hipsterish to type.
Stirrin the B.S.
If that’s all it takes, let’s make IC feel good about himself and call him an elitist inner circle blogger.
Left Coast Dan
No, no, y’all got Fur all wrong! He’s a man of the people!
Screw blogging, I just want to be an elitist so I can live a lavish lifestyle, tell people to pay their fair share, what to eat and how to wipe their ass.
I’d even hold a big fundraiser for the POTUS, charge $40k a plate and cancel an hour before the event. Why? because I’d be the elitist of the elite and it would be fun to return all those checks.
Why does the term “elitist blogger” make me think of the term “rich Corinthian leather”?
Ahhh, Ricardo, splash a little Brut on before you take your lady out for ride in your rich Corinthian leather. LOL
Okay. New game:
If you bla bla bla______________ you may be an elitist blogger.
If you have a “please, for the love of Spock’s Beard, hit the tip jar” button on your home page, you may be an elitist blogger.
Because rich Corinthian leather is the province of the fourth circle – greed.
If you are currently in your underwear, balancing a bowl of rice chex in your left hand, while hunt and pecking with your right hand, you may be an elitist blogger.
If you’ve ever made the decision to pay your hosting fees rather than get that cavity taken care of, you may be an elitist blogger.
If you are currently in your HumanScale Freedom Chair balancing your cup of fair trade half-decaf Kona coffee while emailing blog stats for linky-love, you might be an elitist blogger.
If you’ve ever @tweeted someone who doesn’t follow you, you might just be an elitist blogger.
Actually…think about it.
If you have nothing on your home page but blog entries, you may be an elitist blogger.
If you say the name of your blog very slowly and enunciate every syllable, and still have to repeat it, you just might be an elitist blogger.
OTH, if you’re fighting with wordpress for your smartphone because you’re on break and don’t want to challenge workplace rules and just manage to get a post up, you might be an elitist blogger.
If you ever stalked a politician so they can do a “fake shout out” and they say “hello Big Fair Hat” you just might be an elitist blogger.
I guess @tweeting uhm, certain elected officials counts, huh?
If you contact people who never heard of you, to be on your 99-second radio show, you just might be an elitist inner circle blogger.
Oh Fur, you Elitist Inner Circle Blogger you. People don’t want rich Corinthian leather for its good taste, they want leather appointed seats that taste good.
If you’ve ever interrupted the preezy by yelling, “I love you!” and he said, “I love you back” and you had your friend video it and you’ve made it a sticky post on your blog, you might just be an elitist blogger.
If you give your opinion surrounded by facts but still can’t convince people of the truth, you might be an elitist inner circle blogger…
I Luv Bacon
If you are occasionally trolled by LEMMings and Twatwaffles,
you just may be an Elitist Inner Circle Blogger.
call all your irish friends over
If you’ve ever pleaded, begged and cajoled for votes to be named Coolest SOB in the Blogosphere, you might be an elitist blogger!
If you have ever blogged from your hospital bed you might be an elitist blogger!
Correction for BFH: SOFT Corinthian Leather as mouthed by Ricardo Montelban in Chrysler Cordoba commercials of days gone by.
If you’ve ever been interviewed on an internet radio show while sitting in the bathtub, you might be an elitist blogger.
sooooo know that this is an elitist blog do I have to put on formal wear to read? because I don’t think my budget can handle that.
If you’ve ever had people miss the entire point of an article even though it’s pretty spelled out you might be an elitist blogger.
ROFL! Hey, Mister Hat has hit the big time!
(Actually he hit it when he had the Hermanator on the 99-second show)
Don’t play his game!
He told me I would could be An “Elitist Inner Circle Blogger” when I could touch my butt with my peter.
When after years of pumps and Ensite All Natural Penis Enhancement I finally met the requirements, he told me to go f$#k myself.
If you can convince people all over the country to stare at stupid, irrelevent photoshopped pictures for hours, while you underhandedly remove items FIFTEEN EFFIN TIMES! – you must be an elitest innner circle blogger…
Wyatt, Insensitive Jerk
If your mom still cleans up the pizza boxes and Coke cans from your room in the basement while you are taking your weekly shower, you may be an Elitest Inner Circle Blogger.
(Some may want to rethink whether or not they still want the title).
If you site is so good that you need a spin-off site, you might be an elite, inner-circle blogger.
ROFL Jethro! Still a tad bitter?
Wait! I’ve got it:
If you’re the guy who INVENTED THE INTERNET, you might bean elite inner circle blogger.
What do I win?
If you have a “please, for the love of Barack’s Beard, hit the tip jar” button on your home page, you may be an elitist blogger.
Fur, you’re the Most High Elite of Elitist Inner Circle Bloggers, and a role model for the rest of us peasants.
If you’ve never been blown out of the mucus cavity of a world leader then you might be an elitist circular booger.
June 20th, 2012
I’m an elitist inner circle blogger enabler.
Lance o Lot
If people actually read your blog to become truly informed on current issues, you might be an Elitist Inner Circle Blogger®
June 21st, 2012
If you start a thread that elicits clever, humorous comments and find that the phrase, “Be careful what you ask for!” becomes the all encompassing thing pounding in your brain, you might be a Redneck Blogger.
Oh, wait……..did I do that right??
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