Home - by Cardigan - June 19, 2012 - 23:30 America/New_York - 13 Comments
Whale Exhales Rainbow
June 20th, 2012
Exhale my ass. They were doing the back stroke.
G.L.A.D. will claim it as their own.
Whales are gay? Who the hell knew? Maybe that’s why whalers always used to say the meat is sweetest around the blowhole.
Zombie Moby Dick
Well, that’s just faaaaabulous.
Hmmm. Whale snot. Gay whale snot.
Major Wow Factor!
That was Rosie after eating 20 pounds of skittles.
Boobie the Racist Dog
That whale better watch his ass. He’ll be in the homo ambergris market if he doesn’t.
All we need now is a clip of a polar bear blowing multi-colored bubbles out his ass and the tree huggers will faint in ecstasy.
Yeah, but can fart one?
So “the rainbow” tastes like fish?
What’s the big deal? Unicorns fart rainbows all the time…
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