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Rare mushroom found by Chinese villagers actually a fake vagina (VIDEO)
The story of the strange mushroom found by villagers on the outskirts of Xi’an, China, starts off like another fabled discovery in Xi’an: in 1974, villagers digging a well discovered the terracotta army sculptures, a vast collection of warriors and horses buried to guard China’s first emperor in the afterlife.
This time, villagers drilling a new well found a weirdly shaped fungus-like object — some kind of mystery mushroom, they presumed.
Confused by the discovery, the people of Liucunbu village contacted their local TV station for help. Xi’an Up Close, an investigative program, sent reporter Ye Yunfeng to get to the bottom of the story.
And here’s where the tale takes a turn toward the absurd, as chronicled by the Shanghaiist in a piece titled “‘Mystery mushroom’ which leaves Xi’an villagers befuddled turns out to be artificial vajayjay.”
Ye, a young, female reporter, earnestly reports on the mushroom discovery in a TV news piece that has since gone viral in China, attracting millions of views, according to the Shanghaiist.
“When we dug down to about 80 meters deep, we fished out this long, fleshy object,” a villager told Ye. “It’s got a nose and an eye, but we have no idea what it is!”
Ye describes the mystery object: “As we can all see, this looks like a type of fungus, on both ends of which you’ll find mushroom heads.”
“On this side, you can see what looks like a pair of lips,” she adds. “And on that side, there is a tiny hole which extends all the way back to this side. The object looks very shiny, and it feels really fleshy and meaty too.”
Frosteetoes
June 19th, 2012
It’s a double date!
Hannah
June 19th, 2012
hehe boy did they have their fungus’ crossed.
Bfpa61
June 19th, 2012
Muffroom, tasty!
Bfpa61
June 19th, 2012
It’s the Sum-Ting-Wong mushroom!
squatch
June 19th, 2012
Double Feature !
A-side – Enter The Dragon
B-side – Fist Of Fury
Jethro
June 19th, 2012
The Chinese just proved evolution is REAL. They found this 80 meters down in an archaeological dig. This scientist theorizes it is the ancestor of the modern day inflatible sex doll:
http://www.puppiesandflowers.com/blogimages/09/01/dolls2.jpg
Go ahead….take a look!
I'm Your Huckleberry
June 19th, 2012
ah, numba 69…
beef wif broccoli …
I'm Your Huckleberry
June 19th, 2012
I guess it is for those guys…,
who take matters into their ‘own’ hands…!
Gina
June 19th, 2012
looks like jill biden’s junk
Gina
June 19th, 2012
well at least we know it won’t get anyone’s mouth pregnant
Weldor
June 19th, 2012
Barney’s frank.
mkultra
June 19th, 2012
The real mystery is how Joy Behar fell into that well in the first place.
Chuck U Farley
June 19th, 2012
“Dear Secretary Clinton,
Please accept this with our deepest concerns. We found your ‘little friend’ you claimed you lost on your last visit to our fair land. We wish you happiness and hope your reunion is successful.
Sincerely,
The Villagers of Xi’an
P.S. We admire your outstanding collection of Chairman Mao pantsuits”
CrustyB
June 19th, 2012
When the wife finds it, it’s a rare mushroom.
Sard
June 19th, 2012
Yep, vaginas are big news these days! Actually, they were in the olden days as well. Back out quiet …
Gvii
June 19th, 2012
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA….
BigFurHat
June 19th, 2012
I’ve had the exact opposite happen
even steven
June 19th, 2012
If you keep those things buried long enough, they sprout into leftists. We’ve had a particularly abundant crop here in the US for the past few decades.
Frosteetoes
June 19th, 2012
You buried vajajay BFH?
BigFurHat
June 19th, 2012
No, I thought I found a fake vagina.
The rash I got was horrendous.
jenny j
June 19th, 2012
maybe you should just stick to watermelons… from what i hear
Moe Tom
June 20th, 2012
I really could do without shit like this. Just sayin’
Jinks
June 20th, 2012
Guess the Chinese are gonna corner the market on fungus pussy too.
Unneutral
June 20th, 2012
Well, I’ve had a few sexual encounters that displayed an unknown or unidentifiable fungus that even my pulmonologist couldn’t identify and I’ve always thought it was best to keep your distance. Which I did.
no-mo-obamy
June 20th, 2012
I saw one of those sliced up and sauteed at the last buffet I visited.
Tasty !
beachmom
June 20th, 2012
I like how the news station, which would have had to approve the story, blamed the young inexperienced reporter.
Hey! Obama could probably get a job there after he leaves the WH! He’s good at blaming other people.
Aidan
June 20th, 2012
An artifuck?
Boobie the Racist Dog
June 20th, 2012
JINKS gets today’s prize: fungus pussy The best!
Boobie the Racist Dog
June 20th, 2012
Watch out for anything in column B that resembles CALAMARI.
Maudie N Mandeville
June 20th, 2012
Easy to prove: An oriental vagina would have horizontal opening.
Nunya
June 20th, 2012
Waitaminnit: Are we sure that’s a mushroom rather than Sandra F*cks backup hoo-hah? Great, now we get to buy 2 sets of condoms for her
Cruisin' Cat
June 20th, 2012
I understand they stay chewy in rice….
ICook2
June 20th, 2012
Ancient Chinese secret!