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Blurt Buzzer
Bubba has tripped over his tongue, and he can’t get up. Using the Reagan prosperity, he took America on a sleazy riverboat ride through the 90′s. Could his virtual endorsement of Mitt Romney be a fit of elder statesmanship? More likely, he doesn’t want the Clinton’s Democratic party boat to follow Obama’s leaky barrel over the falls. –Dale
norman einstein
June 19th, 2012
Great job, Dale! Love Bubba’s tie!
A brilliant invention whose time has come.
Put Joey down for a couple dozen of these and the Won for at least a case.
Cliff Klaven, eat your heart out.
IronyCurtain
June 19th, 2012
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! IF YOU ACT RIGHT NOW, YOU ALSO GET THE BILL CLINTON “SQUIRT ALERT!” …COMPLETELY DISHWASHER SAFE!!
TooMuchTime
June 19th, 2012
“Hey! I just thought of somethin’. If I hook this up to Mr. Happy, I can have an orgasm everytime I give a public speech! Don’t vote for Obama. bzzzzzzzzz! Oh, BABY!”
Anonymous
June 19th, 2012
Bubba is just looking out for number one.
He wouldn’t lift a finger except that he’s protecting his ex-President seat on the national stage. He’ll use for decades, eventually as the old man in a wheelchair with his own hand in his pants.
General Ripper
June 19th, 2012
It just occurred to me that Clinton would look better if he used a red clown nose to cover up his own red clown nose that he got from all that drinking.
I mean, Jeebus, the guy’s nose has more veins than I have in my entire body.
And he can’t blame fluoridation in the water.
joe
June 19th, 2012
As much as I’ll be glad to see Obama and Sasquatch gone, I’ll be just as tickled, if not more so, to see Bill and Hillary Clinton just disappear. Whenever they come to mind, so does Ray Bradbury: “Something wicked this way comes.” Face it, Bill, you are nothing but a low level pervert, who lied under oath, and have no redeeming qualities. Hillary is an Alinskyite and did her master thesis on this community organizer. Why people admire you low lifes is beyond me.
the aardvark
June 19th, 2012
Is it just me me or is Bill Clinton starting to look more like W. C. Fields what with the big nose and all. Hey, at least W. C. Fields was funny, Bill not so much. And he still has a scowl or sneer on his face like he’s saying, ” Don’t mess with me punk” to Barry or anyone else who gets in his way.
the aardvark
June 19th, 2012
One too many mes, have to watch my typing better.
robbie r
June 19th, 2012
ya mean he shat his mouth off, agin?