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I Shant Be Going On This Ride

Home - by - June 19, 2012 - 01:04 America/New_York - 19 Comments

The VOMINATOR

 

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  1. Moe Tom

    June 19th, 2012

    Nor me. Thunder Mountain was my limit.

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  2. Gvii

    June 19th, 2012

    I dunno, I’d probably go for a spin. I’d prefer a non-russian version, but it kinda looks fun. But then again, I’m the wierdo who actually enjoys turbulence on an airplane, and loves watching the wing bounce. And a crabbed landing is a lot of fun. What wasn’t fun was the person who had a rotten colon during the five hour flight, and reminded everyone within a 10 row radius with an olfactory endowment every 5 minutes of said five hour flight.

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  3. xthred

    June 19th, 2012

    In Russia ride puke you!

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  4. Bad Brad

    June 19th, 2012

    Oh man I hate to admit this, buuuttt, I was actually quite impressed with the engineering involved in that ride. Score one for the Ruskies, their fighter planes still suck.

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  5. MaryfromMarin

    June 19th, 2012

    Never in five hundred million years.

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  6. TooMuchTime

    June 19th, 2012

    I showed that to my youngest son. We’re both acrophobics. He just passed out and imm nottt gnnna make iitttt mush lngr………………

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  7. scribble

    June 19th, 2012

    How would you know if it malfunctioned and needed maintenance?

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  8. Frosteetoes

    June 19th, 2012

    I’ll expect the Six Flags near me will obtain one of them in the future.

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  9. cfm990

    June 19th, 2012

    Nyet!

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  10. I Luv Bacon

    June 19th, 2012

    I bet retrieval of loose change around this ride gets quite lucrative.

    I guess after a while you would get desensitized to picking thru freshly blown chunks of beets mixed intermittently with half digested pirozhki.

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  11. pdwalker

    June 19th, 2012

    the hell with water boarding.

    just buy a couple of these!

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  12. Billy Fuster

    June 19th, 2012

    I puked just watching.

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  13. norman einstein

    June 19th, 2012

    Is this the modern alternative to the salt mines?

    That “music” just adds to the torture.

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  14. Boobie the Racist Dog

    June 19th, 2012

    I see trial lawyers in Orlando coming in their shorts right now over the possibilities…

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  15. muddjuice

    June 19th, 2012

    I think you meant, You “sharted” on this ride…

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  16. reddecaesari

    June 19th, 2012

    @pdwalker
    brilliant

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  17. Efficacy

    June 19th, 2012

    Do they hose down all the seats after each session?

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  18. Corona

    June 19th, 2012

    I was waiting for the ride to become self aware and start slamming the carriage like the Hulk did to that guy in Avengers.

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  19. Tim

    June 19th, 2012

    Just hope it wasn’t put together with Chinese bolts.

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