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Home - by - June 18, 2012 - 23:48 America/New_York - 76 Comments

What one word does this face inspire?

Don’t cheat and go to the link first. Play along. What’s the first word that pops into your head looking at this face?

Now go here to see what the brain behind this face did.

» 76 Comments

  1. norman einstein

    June 18th, 2012

    First word? – Incontinent.

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  2. My2Cents

    June 18th, 2012

    SCHMUCK (separated foreskin to be thrown in the garbage)

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  3. Milwaukee Mike

    June 18th, 2012

    “Yeah, I pissed in the break room coffee pot. So What?”

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  4. Vinny

    June 18th, 2012

    Douchebag

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  5. simply enraged

    June 19th, 2012

    Dipshit.

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  6. timmy g

    June 19th, 2012

    bitch

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    takes one to know one

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  7. Diogenes

    June 19th, 2012

    Crazy as a fox…..

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  8. StrangernFiction

    June 19th, 2012

    Smalley

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  9. Taxpayer1234

    June 19th, 2012

    DERP.

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  10. maryd

    June 19th, 2012

    Defeated

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  11. Charlie

    June 19th, 2012

    Constipated.

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  12. reddecaesari

    June 19th, 2012

    single

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  13. Jayne

    June 19th, 2012

    Putz for me, but reddecaaesari that “single” is a hoot!

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  14. Wagtube

    June 19th, 2012

    Thanks to you sir, my first word is “twatwaffle.”

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  15. Wagtube

    June 19th, 2012

    I do find it interesting. My new neighbors across the street invited us over for their house warming last spring, and, as the good neighbors that we are, we went. As soon as I walked in, I knew I was surrounded by libs, and they knew I wasn’t one of them. It was so black and white. They still have their “Recall Walker” sign up. Seeing that sphincter’s face reminded me of that. Vinny nailed it with douchebag. I cheated using BFH.

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  16. AbigailAdams

    June 19th, 2012

    “….sorry.”

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  17. Savage Sadie

    June 19th, 2012

    Remedial

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  18. plainjane31

    June 19th, 2012

    columnist.

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  19. Moxie Man

    June 19th, 2012

    Smarmy

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  20. TooMuchTime

    June 19th, 2012

    Limp.

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  21. Hank

    June 19th, 2012

    Wow, what a racist!

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  22. TooMuchTime

    June 19th, 2012

    Can I change my word after reading the article?

    Nebbish.

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  23. Bad Brad

    June 19th, 2012

    Oh come on.

    PUD WHACKER.

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  24. Wyatt, Insensitive Jerk

    June 19th, 2012

    Pedophile. (Apparently I was close).

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  25. Moe Tom

    June 19th, 2012

    Knacker. Irish

    Ned. Scotish

    Teddie Boy. English

    Scumbag. American

    Scell. NYPD

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  26. Chalupa

    June 19th, 2012

    Schmutz

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  27. Mr.Pinko

    June 19th, 2012

    smug douche’ bag

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  28. HERBERT HILL

    June 19th, 2012

    Elevator-shart

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  29. Roscoe P. Soultrane

    June 19th, 2012

    Seacrestarded

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  30. The Doktor

    June 19th, 2012

    Moxie Man had mine – Smarmy – Jon Stewart Smarmy.

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  31. Bad Brad

    June 19th, 2012

    @reddecaesari, Brilliant.

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  32. The Doktor

    June 19th, 2012

    (WARNING!!!! – After viewing website)
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    Guess what, EPA asshat, I wish that you had died instead.

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  33. xthred

    June 19th, 2012

    Chronic masturbator.

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  34. Jerry Manderin

    June 19th, 2012

    Whacked.

    (In a mob sense of the word. I go peek now…)

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  35. Rusty in Alaska

    June 19th, 2012

    Alfrankenstien

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  36. Jewel

    June 19th, 2012

    Assholian putz.

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  37. Jewel

    June 19th, 2012

    I would like the following Orwellian tradition to be established in the case of the EPA and it’s tyrants: 2 minutes of daily, cathartic hate. Every time and EPASSHOLE opens his gob, we should just keep reminding ourselves why we hate them, and hate them good and hard.

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  38. michellesbigbeaver

    June 19th, 2012

    Dillhole

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  39. michellesbigbeaver

    June 19th, 2012

    Felcher

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  40. michellesbigbeaver

    June 19th, 2012

    Smegma

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  41. sablegsd

    June 19th, 2012

    Smegma.

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  42. Frosteetoes

    June 19th, 2012

    Fart

    (He looks like he’s letting out a silent but deadly one.)

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  43. spymyeyes

    June 19th, 2012

    douche-bag

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  44. House of Kell

    June 19th, 2012

    Virgin?

    Or, maybe an angry black lady…..LOL! (apparently, this douchebag posts at a site by that name)

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  45. CrustyB

    June 19th, 2012

    To be fair, though, Breitbart did walk away and let a woman suffocate to death after plunging her into the Chappaquiddick.

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  46. OozleFanoozle

    June 19th, 2012

    Priggish

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  47. Death_By_Farts

    June 19th, 2012

    Abstinence

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  48. 1200intell

    June 19th, 2012

    So that’s what a Hershey Squirt is……

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  49. charlotte

    June 19th, 2012

    Turdnip head

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  50. MNHawk

    June 19th, 2012

    “Child molester” is two words so I guess I lose.

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  51. pdwalker

    June 19th, 2012

    liberal putz or kiddy fiddler.

    it’s hard to tell the two apart.

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  52. Czar of Defenestration

    June 19th, 2012

    Schtup.

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  53. Reagan Youth

    June 19th, 2012

    Olbermannesque

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  54. Stirrin the B.S.

    June 19th, 2012

    I cheated, so I will recuse myself from answering the question. (But he still is a dicklicker.)

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  55. DanceOfTheLemmens

    June 19th, 2012

    democrat

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  56. fxdwg

    June 19th, 2012

    Smarmy liberal asswipe who has to work as a contractor because he’s too much of a smarmy liberal asswipe to talk his way into a government job.

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  57. Tracy

    June 19th, 2012

    FUCKFACE

    NObama2012!

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  58. RacKAttacK

    June 19th, 2012

    PUNCHABLE

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  59. Dr. Tar

    June 19th, 2012

    Douche

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  60. shotwell

    June 19th, 2012

    Al Franken

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  61. Dagney Taggart

    June 19th, 2012

    He looks just like Wesley Mouch!

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  62. BarnabyBoog

    June 19th, 2012

    SMUG as OBALAMA, from Hawaii, erm no, Kenya, no uh Indonesia, erm no, OFF PLANET…getting closer..

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  63. G

    June 19th, 2012

    Milquetoast

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  64. muddjuice

    June 19th, 2012

    I’m posting before looking at the article or comments. He stole some old lady’s life insurance money?

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  65. chiefillinicake

    June 19th, 2012

    Teacher (standard Union variety)

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  66. Boobie the Racist Dog

    June 19th, 2012

    Somewhere there is a whole book of BOUDREAU jokes.

    They’re the Louisiana version of the old Polack jokes.

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  67. Boobie the Racist Dog

    June 19th, 2012

     
  68. Nunya

    June 19th, 2012

    Democrat*

    (but then I cheated and saw the topic by hovering over the linkage)

    *but srsly, who else but a Democrat delights in if not participates in the death of anyone right of center?

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  69. muddjuice

    June 19th, 2012

    I was way off. As to the question, of course he knew it was Father’s Day and Andrew left behind children when he died. That’s the whole reason he said it on Father’s Day.

    These people are idiots but they’re not stupid. Or is it the other way around?

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  70. SOBscure

    June 19th, 2012

    Burkashart

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  71. cerebropeo

    June 19th, 2012

    He is the Inspiration for the #ConsumeFecesAndExpire hashtag!

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  72. Uncle Dirt

    June 19th, 2012

    Poofter

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  73. msq

    June 19th, 2012

    douchbag

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  74. Corona

    June 19th, 2012

    Spfoo.

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  75. Nunya

    June 19th, 2012

    WEDGIE

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  76. even steven

    June 19th, 2012

    Worm

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