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I Have an Obama Theory
My theory is that his staff hates his ego-bloated guts, and they play a game. The game is to see who can concoct the most narcissistic horseshit that Obama still green-lights.
I imagine someone sitting at the staff meeting, sort of like Robert Weber in 12 Angry Men, pencil in hand, saying, “say, Barack, you’re a great father. How about we put together a website telling people how to be fathers and we use you as the template?”
Money passes under the table to the guy who is acting as “the house,” taking the bets. Obama pauses, time stands still, he looks to the ceiling, ponders and says, ‘i like it.”
Some of the staff let out a little snort, others are pissed that they lost, once again, another bet, even though the odds were in their favor that Barack was due to shoot down one of these embarrassing ideas.
Corona
June 18th, 2012
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Dano
June 18th, 2012
Has there EVER been a bigger over inflated EGO than this TURD has!? Vote wisely TROLLS!
MNHawk
June 18th, 2012
Or it could be no harder than thinking that people who major in Poli Sci really are that stupid, and universally do think like that.
Which is why I mock the major so much.
Maudie N Mandeville
June 18th, 2012
Good one, Fur. SNL should do a skit. The problem is, they’re running out of original material.
Dr. Tar
June 18th, 2012
OK any one else having trouble accessing Fatherhood.gov – it doesn’t seem to be a working webpage anymore.
I wonder if it was working yesterday, for Father’s Day?
Maybe Fatherhood is viewed as an out moded concept by the WH now.
Goldenfoxx
June 18th, 2012
The website was Clinton’s idea. Imagine that! A father like Clinton teaching his children how not to be true to their spouse. Obama – teaching his kids how to toke on weed while sucking down a hot dog. Just another example of how the government is out of control. BFH is right on: “Money passes under the table to the guy who is acting as “the house,” taking the bets. Obama pauses, time stands still, he looks to the ceiling, ponders and says, ‘i like it.”
Tim
June 18th, 2012
Mr. Hat,
You may have hit your head on the nail – this administration has more shit with it than Blue Plains Sewage Treatment – and it can’t be accidental.
maryd
June 18th, 2012
Haha, love it BFH!
American Thinker had a great essay yesterday, “God bless the Conservative father”.. It was brilliant.
Stirrin the B.S.
June 18th, 2012
Unbelievable – not so much that Obysmal is featured on the fatherhood pledge, but that anyone would look to the federal government for directions on how to be a good father.
This is more about politicians seeking to increase their own power within the framework of government (i.e. increasing the size of their own budget that they control), than it is providing a needed service to the citizens.
A perfect example of why we MUST starve the beast that is the Washington politician.
bitterclinger
June 18th, 2012
Why does the gang hiding behind the bushes during the Caddyshack golf tournament come to mind?
“Fifty bucks says the Smails kid picks his nose.”
“Fifty more says he eats it.”
MoreThanAlittleSCARED
June 18th, 2012
A dog and pony show.
Why has everyone in Federal government rolled over for this punk??
TigerEyes
June 18th, 2012
Brilliant Fur! Idiots playing the fool to his own demise! I’ll have the giggles all day thinking of the possibilities.
Benson II
June 18th, 2012
I loved this. It was hilarious and seeing some of the things being done by this White House not that unbelievable. Of course what they lack in actual brains and common sense they make up for in ideological fiat implementation.Could a more ridiculous and dangerous combination of stupidity and ideology have been elected?
norman einstein
June 18th, 2012
@BFH, I think you’ve nailed it.
It stands to reason that his staff hates him.
(I’ve often thought that Moose’s staff must despise her, too, to let her go out in some of those get-ups.)
Anybody with that big an ego and so much arrogance becomes insufferable eventually…even to the toadies. And it’s so EASY to play to their narcissism. They find flattery irresistible.
I once worked at an ad agency that had a Creative Director that nobody could stand. Not only was he an egotistical pompous ass, but he was a terrible designer. At creative meetings, his staff eventually got so fed up they started pitching ideas they knew were awful, but that he would go for. Then they would crack up when he got his ass in the wringer with the “boys upstairs”. It puzzled the shit out of him.
Bob M.
June 18th, 2012
Never had my manhood/fatherhood felt SO superior, until I saw THIS post! I could be the “AFTER” posterboy for Viagra, AND star in the remake of “Father Knows Best,” after seeing THIS!
Jerry Manderin
June 18th, 2012
That is wholly plausible BFH. I bet you have the same game being played over in Michelle’s fashion circle.
keivn in troy
June 18th, 2012
my obama theory is that obama is gonna be JUST LIKE ROBERT MUGABE and turn a once prosperous country like Rhodesia/USA into a third world shithole like zimbobway/United Soviet States of Omerica
Cruisin' Cat
June 18th, 2012
The only people left to be sad about this mook getting booted from the white house will be late night comedians and, maybe, SNL.
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June 18th, 2012
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RosalindJ
June 18th, 2012
Jerry Manderin said it first. The theory is entirely plausible for both sides, except I’m still not sure M’shell shows up in a mirrors.
berlet98
June 18th, 2012
Obama’s One-Sided Race War, Part One
“We know your origin in the world. We know how long you were set to live. And unless you change, your end has come.” (Nation of Islam’s Louis Farrakhan)
“You want freedom? You’re gonna have to kill some crackers! You’re gonna have to kill some of their babies!” (New Black Panther Party Minister King Shamir Ahabaz)
“If they bring a knife to the fight, we bring a gun.” (Candidate Barack Hussein Obama)
In America’s racially-charged society, anyone with half a brain could have guessed in 2008 that any criticism of semi-black President Barack Hussein Obama would be met with allegations of racism–and anyone with a complete brain would have been positive of that eventuality.
Many of us also anticipated that Obama would instigate racial dissension in the United States aimed at achieving his Saul Alinsky-ite goals of destroying this nation.
None of us have been disappointed in our expectations, the upshot of which is an ongoing, one-sided race war, a war which most white people refuse to acknowledge exists either because they prefer to ignore reality or because they are ignorant of the consequences of a majority population trying to survive under the yoke of a militant minority bent on violence.
I know how those views will be received–as the rantings of a confirmed bigot intent on disparaging African-Americans, as vicious invective from someone dedicated to stirring up racial division, as the wild accusations of a white supremacist who harbors a deep animosity toward blacks, none of which are true.
Please read on.
Last Friday’s Rose Garden confrontation between the president and an inquisitive reporter served not only to infuriate the commander-in-chief but to ignite new battles in America’s race war. I’m fully aware we’re not supposed to say things like that, talk about race wars; they strike uncomfortably close to denied truth and are extremely politically incorrect.
On the other hand, it’s acceptable nowadays for black race baiters to make far more incendiary pronouncements, as when Farrakhan threatened the extinction of the white race and the New Black Panther Party issued a call to arms and murder.
Something, many things, are amok in America.
From the outset of his administration, despite his public declarations of the dawning of a new era of racial harmony, President Obama embarked on a concerted effort to divide Americans along class, cultural, and racial lines. November 6th, 2012 will determine the political effectiveness of his class and cultural wars; the race war is already in progress. . .
(Read more at http://www.genelalor.com/blog1/?p=25640.)
Michael W Perkins
June 19th, 2012
I didnt see how how keep the kids from finding out that pop’s on the down low….
Frosteetoes
June 20th, 2012
Frank Marshal Davis would have been proud of his grandchildren Sasha and Malaria.