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I Have No Idea Who She Is But She Insists She’s Not a Slut. Must Be Part of the Fluke Family.

Home - by - June 17, 2012 - 21:00 America/New_York - 36 Comments

Daily Mail

A wannabe singer and former stripper that has confessed to having sex with more than 177 men claims that ‘deep down women want to be just like her’.

Biannca Lake, 28, who once auditioned for X Factor with a girl group called Dice, denied that she was a slut and said people who criticised her were ‘just jealous’.

She revealed her candid thoughts on love and marriage during a new TV show and said she has no intention of settling down like millions of other couples.

Biannca Lake claims claims that other women want to be just like her

‘Some girls do think I’m a slut but deep down they want to be like me,’ she said.

‘And lots of girls are like me, but I’m upfront about it. I’m like, “I banged you, I banged your mate last night and I’m banging your mate tonight”. I’m ruthless when I meet someone.’

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Nope. That’s not a slut.

» 36 Comments

  1. Cynic

    June 17th, 2012

    And at about 45 she’s going to be an old haggard cumbucket that wonders why nobody loves her.

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  2. Roadmaster

    June 17th, 2012

    Yeah, well honey, I know your type. If you had as many dicks sticking out of you as you’ve had sticking IN YOU, you’d look like a porcupine!!!

    If that ain’t a slut, I don’t know what is.

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  3. mkultra

    June 17th, 2012

    When I hear about a young girl with that much mileage on her, the first thought that enters my mind is pelvic inflammatory disease. Followed by drug-resistant gonorrhea, and HIV. Then I feel pity and sadness for her.

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  4. Chuck U Farley

    June 17th, 2012

    Yes dearie, everyone wants cheap, one-night, hollow, meaningless non-relationships with strangers that you know nothing about.

    I love it when people try to justify their actions with the ‘they really wanna be like me’ schtick.

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  5. Nomac22

    June 17th, 2012

    She looks like a he.

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  6. Edith McCrotch

    June 17th, 2012

    If she were male, she’d be a w̶e̶l̶f̶a̶r̶e̶ king.

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  7. Jethro

    June 17th, 2012

    When it’s a hobby, you’re a slut.
    When it creates income, you’re a whore.

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  8. sig94

    June 17th, 2012

    When asked for her opinion regarding Ms. Lake, Whoopi Goldberg replied, “At least she’s not a slut slut.”

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  9. pdwalker

    June 17th, 2012

    alcohol, the great equalizer.

    helping ugly chicks get sex since time immemorial.

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  10. MAJ Mike

    June 17th, 2012

    I don’t think even Greyscape would tap that. As for myself, I’ve never been that drunk. Not a needle big enough to cure what you’d get from that.

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  11. squatch

    June 17th, 2012

    Nah, you’re not a slut. You just play one in real life.

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  12. Troy

    June 17th, 2012

    Can you guys lay off of Sandra Fluke?
    Every Choom Gang needs a proper HO for cryin out loud!

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  13. squatch

    June 17th, 2012

    Life of Biannca

    Age 20-40 :

    Hit it and Forget it.

    Age 41 :

    Pulls panties down to take shower and something is still in them.

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  14. Chalupa

    June 17th, 2012

    How does she come up with such a specific number? Her bedpost must look like it’s quilted from all the notches…

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  15. Maudie N Mandeville

    June 17th, 2012

    Stupid ignorant Brits. Paying for all her condoms, STD vaginal, rectal, tongue medicines and abortions with their free healthcare. (I’ll just let that one hang, Sandra.)

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  16. reddecaesari

    June 17th, 2012

    no man likes a slut for long.
    only the worst type will marry one.

    sidney poitier, to sir with love.

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  17. Botzilla

    June 17th, 2012

    blech!

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  18. Moe Tom

    June 17th, 2012

    I think Greyscape would hit it. so would Bart, Einstein, and Doc, Maybe even BFH. Sick fucks.

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  19. Buddy

    June 17th, 2012

    “Wannabe singer” means she couldn’t carry a tune in a bucket, and
    “former stripper” means her naughty bits look like a pitbull got a hold of them.

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  20. Biff Tannen

    June 17th, 2012

    I agree with nomac. I was reading the story waiting for the part where it revealed that “she” was actually a guy.

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  21. Corona

    June 17th, 2012

    The meaning of hurt.

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  22. grayscape

    June 18th, 2012

    Yeah…I’d probably hit that. She’s kinda hot…

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  23. Corona

    June 18th, 2012

    Kinda hot, in a Marlon Brando kinda way. Barf.

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  24. BigFurHat

    June 18th, 2012

    She looks like Ron Darling

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  25. cfm990

    June 18th, 2012

    From the looks of her, I’d say 177, is all she can remember. Better add another 15%.

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  26. Ricky

    June 18th, 2012

    the only difference between her and a drug dealer:
    She can wash out her crack and re-sell it.

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  27. joe

    June 18th, 2012

    Pardon me, but I’ll not be consulting her book on morality. I’ll also not be sampling her vegetable salad or anything coming from her kitchen.

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  28. IronyCurtain

    June 18th, 2012

    177 guys were that stupid?

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  29. Unslung Hero

    June 18th, 2012

    I remember her………..She was voted most likely in her high school class to “catch something”!!!

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  30. Bob M.

    June 18th, 2012

    Has Rush Limpbaugh apologized to her yet? :roll:

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  31. Keith in Seattle

    June 18th, 2012

    The way I see it is: IF she’s seen more dicks than an airport urinal, she’s a slut. PERIOD.

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  32. muddjuice

    June 18th, 2012

    I like how evil keeps redifining what’s moral. That’s what happens when you turn away from God and embrace humanism….

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  33. Cruisin' Cat

    June 18th, 2012

    This must be the chick with all the condom trophies pinned to her bedroom walls.

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  34. Jeff

    June 18th, 2012

    Whould some one explain it to her, in terms she will understand that denial is NOT a river in Egypt. And given that some STDs are untreatable, yes being a slut can get you kill. What guy will want to marry you if he knows that several hundred guys have been there before him?

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  35. Tim

    June 18th, 2012

    Perhaps she doesn’t understand the definition of “slut.” Just because a lot of wymyn want to be sluts, doesn’t make her any less of a slut.

    It just means that she runs in a great herd of sluts.

    Enjoy your slutdom, little fluke, while it lasts.

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  36. reddecaesari

    June 20th, 2012

    how would you like to be number 178?

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