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Pervy Perp Again Busted For Sex With Teddy Bear
JUNE 15–For the fourth time in the past two years, a Cincinnati man has been arrested for masturbating in public with the aid of a teddy bear, records show.
Charles Marshall, 28, was arrested Wednesday evening after employees at a health clinic spotted him pleasuring himself in an alley. Marshall, pictured in the adjacent mug shot, was cited for disorderly conduct.
h/t Huckleberry
Boobie the Rocket Dog
June 16th, 2012
Must be a VERMONT Teddy Bear. Ever see their big “GAY” barn HQ? Oh, and they cater “GAY” weddings.
And they don’t advertise on Rush any more, either.
After he’s done doing the rag doll, does he feed it Ben and Jerry’s?
Chuck U Farley
June 16th, 2012
Oh Teddy! How could you have fallen to this lowly state?
Chuck U Farley
June 16th, 2012
@ Boobie – love Jr. Sample – “Call BR-549″
Roscoe P. Soultrane
June 16th, 2012
Teddy Ruxpin be gettin’ his freak *on*, y’all.
mkultra
June 16th, 2012
Does the bear get a restraining order on this guy? No, he keeps taking him back. Battered bear syndrome.
Edith McCrotch
June 16th, 2012
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Quick, somebody start a contest so our friend Huckleberry stops cruising the interwebs for these kinds of stories.
Bad Brad
June 16th, 2012
Carma’s a bitch. He will probably die in the grasp of a Polar Bear at the zoo.
Plain Jane
June 16th, 2012
One wonders how his abuser used a teddy bear to coerce him when he was a child.
squatch
June 16th, 2012
Really likes those Baloojobs.
Gina
June 16th, 2012
i think teddy bear marriage should be made legal.
if a man is in love with his teddy bear who is anyone else to judge… my mom has a friend who is in love with a teddy bear and they came over my house with their beautiful build-a-bear baby…
Bad Brad
June 16th, 2012
Gina, stop and think about what you are saying. Where will the line be drawn? What about those big fing green stuffed snakes that went all the way around your bedroom when you where a kid. Is that acceptable? I think not. We haven’t even explored stuffed game animals. You are opening a Pandora’s box. Please reconsider the facts.
squatch
June 16th, 2012
That cop should be on Sportscenter.
They always show a highlight of a guy catching something bear-handed.
Gina
June 16th, 2012
Bad Brad.. they are all a part of the “stsga” community.
STUFFED TEDDY SNAKES and GAME ANIMALS have RIGHTS you know!
Bad Brad
June 16th, 2012
I don’t know Gina. I think it’s all wrong. But I do have this Stuffed Mallard in my office that occasionally whispers dirty thoughts to me. No No, I’m not going there. Where’s Acorn when you need some clarity.
Reaganite Republican
June 16th, 2012
It wasn’t a male teddy bear, was it?
Because that would be sick lol
JohnR
June 17th, 2012
Why does the teddy bear look so sad? Not enjoying yourself Teddy? Is the sex too rough?
Bad Brad
June 17th, 2012
John, Dude, LMAO. Are you from Cincinnati? That’s a sick comment. I love it.
Davide
June 17th, 2012
is this guy going to be made a Czar?
LadyGun12
June 17th, 2012
Tedophile.
Nutjob
June 17th, 2012
They don’t specify if it was consentual or rape.
Nutjob
June 17th, 2012
and all this time I thought Teddie died, now years later I find out she ran off and is turning tricks, ohhhh the humility.
House of Kell
June 17th, 2012
LOL…once upon a time, in a world far from political correctness and leftie-sissy- whiney- fags whose ‘rights are being oppressed by the big bad ole meanies’, this loser POS would have had to have had that bear surgically removed from his ass…forcibly placed there by a size 12 steel toed boot or bigger…
…yet barry still whines on and on like the fuck-hole he is, about how ‘they just wanna be equal and treated fairly, right’?
I swear to God some limp dick asswad like this ever do something like this anywhere near any child I know….this’ll a whole different story and you kind, caring and compassionate folks might be asked to donate a few bucks to my commissary because I’m going to break my foot off in their ass!!!
Angrymike
June 17th, 2012
Here here… house of Kell…….;)