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  1. Efficacy

    June 15th, 2012

    Ok, here’s the plan:

    We all poop in a USPS “if it fits, it ships” box to ZERO’s Whitehouse ‘attention Mooch’ so after she inspects the contents for verbotten stuff, she can re-cycle the rest for her garden.

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  2. Bad Brad

    June 15th, 2012

    It’s not all gonna fit in the same box. Plus we would need to all meet in one central location. This is not logical.

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  3. Rightwingfeather

    June 15th, 2012

    If it were corn would he get a pass?

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  4. Chuck U Farley

    June 15th, 2012

    “I see sinkers, not floaters!”

    “Fiber! You need more Fiber!”

    “Gott und himmel!”

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  5. Efficacy

    June 15th, 2012

    @Brad

    No shit – you’re corect. I shoulda said ‘BOXES’!

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  6. Debbie

    June 16th, 2012

    I’ll have to send his picture to my mother. She tries so hard to be dignified, but she chokes with laughter at fart or poop jokes. ;)

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  7. Unneutral

    June 16th, 2012

    Can I pay my taxes that way??

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  8. Debbie

    June 16th, 2012

    Damn, I think I take after my mother!

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  9. the aardvark

    June 16th, 2012

    This must be Sgt. Sphincter from the dirt patrol now poop patrol from an old Firesign Theater skit.

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  10. Tracy

    June 16th, 2012

    I’ll Blame Bush. What you see is a ‘Freedom Fry’.

    NObama2012!

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  11. cfm990

    June 16th, 2012

    @ Tracy. The headline would read…
    FEDERAL FORENSIC FECAL FACT FINDERS FIND FREEDOM FRIES!

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  12. cfm990

    June 16th, 2012

    Amended to read, FELONIOUS FREEDOM FRIES

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  13. Maudie N Mandeville

    June 16th, 2012

    “When you’re done, I want in. Thanks.” BHO

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