We all poop in a USPS “if it fits, it ships” box to ZERO’s Whitehouse ‘attention Mooch’ so after she inspects the contents for verbotten stuff, she can re-cycle the rest for her garden.
+6
Bad Brad
June 15th, 2012
It’s not all gonna fit in the same box. Plus we would need to all meet in one central location. This is not logical.
0
Rightwingfeather
June 15th, 2012
If it were corn would he get a pass?
+5
Chuck U Farley
June 15th, 2012
“I see sinkers, not floaters!”
“Fiber! You need more Fiber!”
“Gott und himmel!”
+2
Efficacy
June 15th, 2012
@Brad
No shit – you’re corect. I shoulda said ‘BOXES’!
+2
Debbie
June 16th, 2012
I’ll have to send his picture to my mother. She tries so hard to be dignified, but she chokes with laughter at fart or poop jokes.
Efficacy
June 15th, 2012
Ok, here’s the plan:
We all poop in a USPS “if it fits, it ships” box to ZERO’s Whitehouse ‘attention Mooch’ so after she inspects the contents for verbotten stuff, she can re-cycle the rest for her garden.
Bad Brad
June 15th, 2012
It’s not all gonna fit in the same box. Plus we would need to all meet in one central location. This is not logical.
Rightwingfeather
June 15th, 2012
If it were corn would he get a pass?
Chuck U Farley
June 15th, 2012
“I see sinkers, not floaters!”
“Fiber! You need more Fiber!”
“Gott und himmel!”
Efficacy
June 15th, 2012
@Brad
No shit – you’re corect. I shoulda said ‘BOXES’!
Debbie
June 16th, 2012
I’ll have to send his picture to my mother. She tries so hard to be dignified, but she chokes with laughter at fart or poop jokes.
Unneutral
June 16th, 2012
Can I pay my taxes that way??
Debbie
June 16th, 2012
Damn, I think I take after my mother!
the aardvark
June 16th, 2012
This must be Sgt. Sphincter from the dirt patrol now poop patrol from an old Firesign Theater skit.
Tracy
June 16th, 2012
I’ll Blame Bush. What you see is a ‘Freedom Fry’.
NObama2012!
cfm990
June 16th, 2012
@ Tracy. The headline would read…
FEDERAL FORENSIC FECAL FACT FINDERS FIND FREEDOM FRIES!
cfm990
June 16th, 2012
Amended to read, FELONIOUS FREEDOM FRIES
Maudie N Mandeville
June 16th, 2012
“When you’re done, I want in. Thanks.” BHO