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California – Democrat Voters
Texas – Dead People

California – from a broken home, daddy didn’t love, misunderstood victim of society
Texas – Criminal

California – Lifetime sentence, parole in 8 years
Texas – Dead Man Walking

California – Navigable waterway
Texas – Drainage ditch

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@EinTX, I know what u mean. They will vote all the same crap into place that ruined CA in the first place. It happened to my home state, Idaho. We use to say don’t Californicate Idaho…. Didn’t work..Let Texas beware…..

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Ouch! I live in California, but God bless Texas!!!

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I’ve got friends and family in Texas. Maybe it’s time to look them up.
After reading that list, I reckon I’d fit right in.

I sure don’t fit in around here anymore.

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Coming from a native Californian, unfortunately this list is a lot more accurate then it is humorous. Chuck U, ever been on the California Delta. It’s one of the reasons I have not left here yet. Best fishery in the west.
Rando, Montana.

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Now yall know how us “backward” “ignant” rednecks feel. Everybody else made fun of us and called us names… Talked about how we was down here rootin’ with the hogs, and milkin the chickens, and we were just not sophisticated like New York City. Even Texans have made fun of us dumb ol Tobacco farmers. Everybody just laughed at us when we said, “We don’t care how you did it up North”! But they kept a coming. Now we got us a “light-rail” in the works, and the thing that I absolutely DESPISE from up North (besides Yankees) DAD-Blame TOLL ROADS!!! Dang idiots built a toll rd connecting Raleigh and Research Triangle Park with the sub-urbs where they live in (what used to be) $250,000-$500,00 and up cookie cutter houses so close together that you have to turn sideways to walk between the AC Compressors. But the best part… The Libtard Yankee Logic that spent millions to build a road to attract traffic, and then install “Speedpass” to ease congestion. You register for “Speedpass” and get a transponder that registers when you zip through the automated booth. The system then mails you a bill for like $2.00, but it costs the state $6.00 to process and mail the $2.00 bill!!!

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Shit Racist, all this time I thought you were on our side. Oh well, good luck.

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Most of that could apply to Arizona as well.

CA: “Gun Permit”
AZ: “Huh?”

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Listen, you Californians, don’t even think about it unless you’re willing to…on second thought just stay away.

You’ve made your bed,just lie in it.

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Just like all of us made our bed with Obama huh? I guess you fall in the same category with that broad brush you paint with. Sometimes dumb ass comments here are depressing, like this one.

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I left a few years before Moonbeam came back in fashion again. The further I am, the better for me.

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“was down here rootin’ with the hogs, and milkin the chickens, ”

Milkin the chickens. lolololol

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Texas is getting Californicated.
We now have tons of In and Out Burger joints almost on every freakin’ corner, and today they just opened a Trader Joe’s store in Fort Worth.

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It’s not just that californian emos are coming to Texas, etc and fucking shit up- What’s up with the weak minded citizens in the big cities that LET them spread the bullshit in the first place?

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I cut In and Out Burger some slack because they’re a Christian based organization. But that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t keep an eye out. lol.

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Okay it’s official: when the SHTF or Texas secedes (whichever comes first), I’m going with! I spent my formative years there so it’ll just be goin’ home for me…

That list would be even more effective and viral-worthy if the two columns were labeled “Democratic Progressive Liberal” vs “TEA Party Conservative Republican”

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So let me get this straight, we have Racist who is having seance with General Lee, we got Mary Jane who used to live in California and now has a bumper sticker that say’s welcome to Texas now go home, and Alxandro that seems to have a problem with free market enterprise. F me. Were gonna lose. I got news for you, geographically, California is as conservative as any state in the nation. It’s the populated areas that do us in. But keep making enemies out of us, see how that works out.

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God bless Texas! May our brethren to the West – Arizona and New Mexico – have first shot…but if you miss, we got your back!

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Look what they’ve done to the formerly normal state of Colorado. They’ve colored it pinko, hung out their rainbow flags, established sanctuary cities and shoved Obama down the throat of America.

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Makes me proud to be a Texan. God bless the Republic of Texas

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Dear shit-for-brains, liberal scum of the earth Californian. Go back to your socialist hell and stay there! You created that damn cluster f–k, now live with the consequences of your drug addled stupidity. I can not think of a single thing that I like about your screwed up state, except that it ought to serve as a warning to the other 49 states to stop, observe and do the exact opposite of your stupid and EVIL actions. The greatest and best thing you can do for us is to die. NOW.

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You’d be amazed how many “Californians” started out life in WI, MI, VT, CT, and MA. Yup. They first moved to CA because they thought it was Utopia then realized how expensive it is. These Utopian-seeking parasites and Whole-Foodees destroyed King County (Seattle), too, back in the 90′s. Oh yeah, they “discovered” Seattle in 1987. Their biggest motivation? “Quality of life.” Now the county bans plastic bags, our city streets have been put on “road diets” (not kidding) so that bicyclists have supremacy, enough construction regulations to choke a horse, and now we’re a “sanctuary city.” The county that mined coal, built airplanes, fished for crab and salmon, and logged forests is now full of metro sexuals, tree-hugging idiots and public union-loving scoundrels. Our voting choices (no exaggeration) are far left and far, far left.

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See also: Jim McDermott, Patty Murray and Maria Cantwell.

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I am surrounded by Conservatives in California and we are working hard to educate the people of this state about the lies they are being fed. When we clearly win a proposition our votes are being overturned by Liberal Activist Judges in the courts. We have voted 32 times against gay marriage since 1998 and each time activist Judges encouraged by a minority of activist Liberals overturn our votes. This is just one example.
Also, illegals are voting. When 10 to 15 percent of the vote is NON CITIZEN we cannot get rid of the criminals in office.
Liberalism is a cancer that has invaded the entire United States so don’t be deceived into thinking it can’t happen to the most conservative of states.
California once had an economy larger than most countries but Liberals have robbed us of our freedoms.
So I ask you, do we fight for each and every state or do we just give up?

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@TigerEyes: You need to put some effort in finding a liberal where I live too.
Comment like the one Keyboard Tuff Guy Jeff makes are more than counter productive.
Sad thing is that with it’s population of Hispanics California is going to be tough to turn around. Good thing Texas does not suffer from that same problem.

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