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Oh, they can be even bigger friggin idiots, the star is nasty, but an Obama logo… well, don’t need to see it, and spare us the photoshop.

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You wanna be a star?

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Guess the last Occupier/democrat stole the crescent moon stamp.

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Star of Jaundice?

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We used to do this slices of bread. It never occurred to us to do this to our bodies!

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**winces**

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This is nothing compared to the dopes who split their tongues down the middle.

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Moe Tom, do some penance.

In the meantime, I’ll pray for these idiots who think pearcing the body is as important as tatooeing their flesh.

Something has to be said for God’s thinking about self-esteem and the near-reversal, neuroticism.

One is decent. The other is downright sick.

We need to study the Greeks before we accept Christianity. They were better at deciphering our minds.

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I was already sitting here with a horrific earache, wondering if I have an ear infection, if I’ve gotten a piece of demo debris in it, or if it’s just fluid buildup behind my eardrum due to the frequent changes in the atmospheric pressure and it just won’t “pop” like it should. That last one is what the Pediatrician told my 8 yr old a couple weeks ago when we thought he had an E.I. I don’t know, and I can’t afford “health insurance” on myself, and I don’t have the cash to go to a Dr. right now either. About to try some sweet oil. If that doesn’t work, my Granny used to swear that putting a few drops of pee in your ear would kill an infection and cure earache. She was born in 1898, and was working in the mill and dipping snuff by the time she was 4. I always believed her, but I never had the stomach to try it… If this sweet oil doesn’t work, that may be my next alternative!

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Shooter I’ve done my penance. I’m ready for my maker. Racist try some warm olive oil.

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That dude is gonna look real cool when he turns 60+ and has the stupid hole in his ear and long ear & nose hairs like the old school Frenchies.

But then idiots like him might just think the long hairs are cool.

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Look! They has stars upon thars!

Body mutilation is a huge turn-off for me. There are kids where I work that have metal stickin’ in their faces. I have to look at THAT shit all day?

I don’t want no stinkin’ diversification if it includes that stuff.

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No point in this guy taking out a college loan. He won’t get hired anywhere other than Starbucks when he gets out, as long as that thing is visible. He could also get a job as an umbrella holder at Man’s Country.

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Racist,
If you think there’s something in there, you need to go get it checked out. Especially if it doesn’t slide out on its own with the wax (ew)and you still have pain. I wish you good luck

I have ears that refuse to pop, I don’t give a shit what altitude I’m in. It’s allergies in my case and some damage I took from chronic ear infections and hideous sinus infections up until my late 20′s.
My Greek grandma did the olive oil on a cotton ball stuffed into the ear when I was a kid. It did help most of the time.
Not all ear infections are helped by antibiotics-Most times the infections go away on their own. Only time I went to the doctor was for severe pain accompanied with high fever.

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As for the hole punch guy. A lot of people regret their body art after a while. You think plastic surgeons are in bidness just to make fake boobies and botox? These guys make them tons of money, too.

I’d be curious to know if piercings, large holes and attachments on the outer ear cause a disturbance in the flow of sound into the ear. Isn’t the purpose of the outer ear to serve as a satellite of some sort?

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i wonder if he has a job .

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The Tardstar rises.

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I bet that hurt! On the good side, look how much he saves on earrings.

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To show ownership back on the farm we used to slit/notch pig’s ears, calves too. This idiot’s star shows he/she/it is part of the Occu-Tard herd.

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I was watching Seseme Street with my son (18 months old)..(and because I’m a good dad).
I couldn’t believe it! they’re teaching our kids that’s it’s O.K. to play with your ear wax!
What is wrong with these people?

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Wait. This guy’s Chinee, isn’t he?

Either that or he has a HUGE biliary tract problem.

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Just a damn minute. Look closely at the Jay Carney picture one post down. Isn’t that a star cutout in his left ear just barely visible?

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I don’t know I could see this as a positive.

Get a hole that is flipping people off with No Obama tattooed underneath.

Or we could use it to brand all the liberals in America and then we would know on sight(even before the smell hits you that your in the presence of a fucking moron.

The ugly face and bad hair is a big hint but sometimes people are kist dirty. The branding will help us all out..

Just saying.

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It’s a Wave of Mutilation (for any of you old Pixies fans out there).

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Man, and I thought the big metal grommets in the earlobes were bad. This may have topped that trend.

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Me and Bad Brad were the only 2 with white fists on here… it’s gotta be a code for something.

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Joe, if you vote for someone comment, the fist turns white so you don’t vote twice, and your fist appears white cause you can’t vote for yourself.

My right fist has been white for the last 3 years because it always clenched tightly.

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BFH, I mentioned IOTW and this pic to my doctor this morning. Aside from him and his nurse groaning when they saw this, he said that hearing loss was the least of this dumbos’ concerns. He may get permanent vascular and neurological problems in his ear and face. He described some of the horrible cases of “body modification” side effects that he has seen. Although nothing is guaranteed one way or another there’s a decent chance he’s in for some medical problems from this.

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There is a positive side to this; maybe now he won’t hear that bus that is about to run over him.

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