Home - by Cardigan - June 14, 2012 - 23:30 America/New_York - 71 Comments
Jay Carney, WhiteHouse spokes-hole
June 14th, 2012
The secrete hand signal all high school Projectionists Club presidents identify each other with
It means fuck you assholes.
After I get booted from this gig, I’m working my way through proctology school.
OK, who’s first!
Larry, Moe, and Carney.
“First he poked me in the eyes…like this. Then Sandusky pulled my pants down…”
I’d like to see a photo of this dickwad before he got a job and a haircut. Probably hanging out with the boys doing weed in his vietcong PJ uniform. Don’t tell me he’s an ex GI.
” You are getting sleepy, you are not waking up from your four year nap, back to sleep, no more hard questions about the Dear Leaders record….”
I’ve got my eyes on your money. Well, it’s your for now.
excellent question. i am 3/5ths cherokee.
That is not the birth certificate you’re looking for.
“…and then the witchdoctor reached inside and pulled out my soul. It was then that I would say whatever my evil master commanded me to say.”
If you spread Michelle’s “lips” like so, you’ll be able to see where she hides her fried chicken wings when she visits Oprah…..
“These aren’t the droids you’re looking for.”
“you see, some women have a penis AND a vagina..
Wyatt, Insensitive Jerk
“Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.”
June 15th, 2012
My granddaughter has Down Syndrome. Because her speech is impaired, she has been learning sign language, and she is very good at it.
When my granddaughter signs this to me, it means, “Hey you, lady, you’re the one I love.” (You can see three of the four letters of L-O-V-E in the fingers.)
When Junior signs this message, it says, “Lots of Luck intrepreting this, msm morons.”
You are all under my spell and will believe anything I say.
I was this many the very first time I voted!
eternal cracker p
Testicle grabbin cocksucker.
This was Barrys gang greeting sign in Chicago.
So Barry did like this and told Iran, stop making nukes or I’ll poke you in the eyes like a stooge.
Believe me, believe me, you are now under my control…believe me.
and Barry will rise again in 3 days.
read between the lines we’re full of not full of good smelling crap.. Not, empty full crap!! I mean said.
Oh, a wise guy, huh
I voted this many times last election.
99th Squad Leader
“I put a nerd spell on you.”
The president is hoping you’ll vote him in for 3 more years.
Just 3 more states and he’ll cover all 57 on his re-election campaign.
Fuzzy math is great, we tweek it like our unemployment numbers and walluh…ecomoy is improving.
“…Then they held me down and snipped my balls off…and I looked just like my boss Obama….”
“Please, someone kill me now.”
I’m WATCHING YOU, watching me make an ass out of myself.
@ Bad Brad: or “Barry, Moo, and Carney” ?? /photoshop hint
I know three Hilary Rosens. Yup, count ‘em, three.
dapenguin in Alaska
I went # 2 all by myself today!!
Who says I am not ready for this job
“Double double toil and trouble
Fire burn and media bubble
Filet of a doggie steak
In the cauldron Bushies bake
Eye of Newt and toe of prog
Wool of Moose and tongue of dog…”
Seriously anyone got a picture of this dick before he got his haircut. Did he have a ponytail?
Friend of the family
He learned from the best on how to handle an unruly and too inquisitive journalistic entourage:
And he let’s them know because they are his….
My Delta Tau Chi name is… Flounder?
“Moe, Larry the Cheese! Moe, Larry the Cheese!”
“Boy are my fingers interesting.”
“Eeeny, Meeny, Chili-Beeny! The Spirits are about to SPEAK!”
Fork you all!
Mary Jane Anklestraps
Is he trying to do the Vulcan hand gesture?
Michelle did that to his hand when he reached over her plate of tamales.
Eenie meenie chili beanie, the spirits are about to speak…
“These are not the droids you are looking for.”
“Four more years of Obama will do fine.”
“Sorry, Jay. I’m a conservative. You prog Jedi mind tricks don’t work on us.”
Pantswetter hack speak with forked tongue.
Yessir, these are the two I pick it with.
Jay, those Jeti Mind Tricks don’t work on me. Go back to Treasure Island…FAG!
nuk nuk nuk!
Boobie the Rocket Dog
Woop, woop, woop WOOP, WOOP!
While watching MSNBC with my cocoa, I spread my *ack like this..
VOO DOO WHOOO DOO, I gonna get’cha azz, baby
I’ll use BFH’s own words……
“Idiots Find Another Way To Be Bigger Friggin Idiots”
I swear that was him in the volkswagen passat darth vader commercial
Stirrin the B.S.
Shazbot! Na noo Na noo
the Forkid Tongue parteeeh
No! Mother said I’d been a good boy, so I don’t have to wear the helmet today!
Peace on you!
These are special government issued titanium scissors and will destroy your rock
66 remarks here and I’m the only one with a white hand by my comment. I quit.
@Nunya, Great idea, except Barry, Biden, and Carney.
Ah come on Fur ya gotta give that one a shot.
Mr. Hat, I apologize. I thought by the clear hand that I was being singled out for vigilante justice. Thanks for letting me post
June 16th, 2012
Hey Moe blocked it with my hand…Nyuck, Nycuk, Nyuck
Michael W Perkins
These arent the lies youve been looking for, move along….
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