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Jay Carney, WhiteHouse spokes-hole

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  1. serfer62

    June 14th, 2012

    The secrete hand signal all high school Projectionists Club presidents identify each other with

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  2. Moe Tom

    June 14th, 2012

    It means fuck you assholes.

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  3. nobarack08

    June 14th, 2012

    After I get booted from this gig, I’m working my way through proctology school.

    OK, who’s first!

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  4. Bad Brad

    June 14th, 2012

    Larry, Moe, and Carney.

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  5. grayscape

    June 14th, 2012

    “First he poked me in the eyes…like this. Then Sandusky pulled my pants down…”

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  6. Moe Tom

    June 14th, 2012

    I’d like to see a photo of this dickwad before he got a job and a haircut. Probably hanging out with the boys doing weed in his vietcong PJ uniform. Don’t tell me he’s an ex GI.

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  7. scr_north

    June 14th, 2012

    ” You are getting sleepy, you are not waking up from your four year nap, back to sleep, no more hard questions about the Dear Leaders record….”

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  8. Cynic

    June 14th, 2012

    I’ve got my eyes on your money. Well, it’s your for now.

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  9. reddecaesari

    June 14th, 2012

    excellent question. i am 3/5ths cherokee.

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  10. Cynic

    June 14th, 2012

    That is not the birth certificate you’re looking for.

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  11. grayscape

    June 14th, 2012

    “…and then the witchdoctor reached inside and pulled out my soul. It was then that I would say whatever my evil master commanded me to say.”

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  12. michellesbigbeaver

    June 14th, 2012

    If you spread Michelle’s “lips” like so, you’ll be able to see where she hides her fried chicken wings when she visits Oprah…..

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  13. Doc

    June 14th, 2012

    “These aren’t the droids you’re looking for.”

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  14. Gina

    June 14th, 2012

    “you see, some women have a penis AND a vagina..

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  15. Wyatt, Insensitive Jerk

    June 14th, 2012

    “Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.”

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  16. Jerry Manderin

    June 15th, 2012

    “Errrrrrrgurrrrrrrdurrrrrrrrrburrrrrrrrduhhhhhhhh.”

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  17. shootersgrandma

    June 15th, 2012

    My granddaughter has Down Syndrome. Because her speech is impaired, she has been learning sign language, and she is very good at it.

    When my granddaughter signs this to me, it means, “Hey you, lady, you’re the one I love.” (You can see three of the four letters of L-O-V-E in the fingers.)

    When Junior signs this message, it says, “Lots of Luck intrepreting this, msm morons.”

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  18. Nutjob

    June 15th, 2012

    You are all under my spell and will believe anything I say.

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  19. Nutjob

    June 15th, 2012

    I was this many the very first time I voted!

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  20. eternal cracker p

    June 15th, 2012

    Testicle grabbin cocksucker.

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  21. Nutjob

    June 15th, 2012

    This was Barrys gang greeting sign in Chicago.

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  22. Nutjob

    June 15th, 2012

    So Barry did like this and told Iran, stop making nukes or I’ll poke you in the eyes like a stooge.

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  23. mcnorman

    June 15th, 2012

    Believe me, believe me, you are now under my control…believe me.

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  24. Nutjob

    June 15th, 2012

    and Barry will rise again in 3 days.

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  25. eternal cracker p

    June 15th, 2012

    read between the lines we’re full of not full of good smelling crap.. Not, empty full crap!! I mean said.

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  26. dude

    June 15th, 2012

    Oh, a wise guy, huh

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  27. Nutjob

    June 15th, 2012

    I voted this many times last election.

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  28. 99th Squad Leader

    June 15th, 2012

    “I put a nerd spell on you.”

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  29. Nutjob

    June 15th, 2012

    The president is hoping you’ll vote him in for 3 more years.

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  30. Nutjob

    June 15th, 2012

    Just 3 more states and he’ll cover all 57 on his re-election campaign.

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  31. Nutjob

    June 15th, 2012

    Fuzzy math is great, we tweek it like our unemployment numbers and walluh…ecomoy is improving.

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  32. grayscape

    June 15th, 2012

    “…Then they held me down and snipped my balls off…and I looked just like my boss Obama….”

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  33. Nutjob

    June 15th, 2012

    economy..sorry

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  34. Smaj

    June 15th, 2012

    “Please, someone kill me now.”

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  35. Anonymous

    June 15th, 2012

    I’m WATCHING YOU, watching me make an ass out of myself.

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  36. Nunya

    June 15th, 2012

    @ Bad Brad: or “Barry, Moo, and Carney” ?? /photoshop hint ;)

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  37. Corona

    June 15th, 2012

    “I’m 2!”

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  38. Anonymous

    June 15th, 2012

    I know three Hilary Rosens. Yup, count ‘em, three.

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  39. dapenguin in Alaska

    June 15th, 2012

    I went # 2 all by myself today!!

    Who says I am not ready for this job

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  40. Chalupa

    June 15th, 2012

    “Double double toil and trouble
    Fire burn and media bubble
    Filet of a doggie steak
    In the cauldron Bushies bake
    Eye of Newt and toe of prog
    Wool of Moose and tongue of dog…”

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  41. Moe Tom

    June 15th, 2012

    Seriously anyone got a picture of this dick before he got his haircut. Did he have a ponytail?

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  42. Friend of the family

    June 15th, 2012

    He learned from the best on how to handle an unruly and too inquisitive journalistic entourage:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UUKREIK8yg&feature=related

    And he let’s them know because they are his….

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  43. Saxindacity

    June 15th, 2012

    My Delta Tau Chi name is… Flounder?

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  44. BigJacket

    June 15th, 2012

    “Moe, Larry the Cheese! Moe, Larry the Cheese!”

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  45. BigJacket

    June 15th, 2012

    “Boy are my fingers interesting.”

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  46. The Doktor

    June 15th, 2012

    “Eeeny, Meeny, Chili-Beeny! The Spirits are about to SPEAK!”

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  47. charlotte

    June 15th, 2012

    Fork you all!

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  48. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    June 15th, 2012

    Is he trying to do the Vulcan hand gesture?

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  49. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    June 15th, 2012

    Michelle did that to his hand when he reached over her plate of tamales.

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  50. Jim

    June 15th, 2012

    Eenie meenie chili beanie, the spirits are about to speak…

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  51. lepanto1571

    June 15th, 2012

    “These are not the droids you are looking for.”

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  52. TN Tuxedo

    June 15th, 2012

    “Four more years of Obama will do fine.”

    My response:

    “Sorry, Jay. I’m a conservative. You prog Jedi mind tricks don’t work on us.”

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  53. Weldor

    June 15th, 2012

    Pantswetter hack speak with forked tongue.

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  54. joe

    June 15th, 2012

    Yessir, these are the two I pick it with.

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  55. Jolly Roger

    June 15th, 2012

    Jay, those Jeti Mind Tricks don’t work on me. Go back to Treasure Island…FAG!

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  56. Jethro

    June 15th, 2012

    nuk nuk nuk!

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  57. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    June 15th, 2012

    Woop, woop, woop WOOP, WOOP!

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  58. Slaphappypap

    June 15th, 2012

    While watching MSNBC with my cocoa, I spread my *ack like this..

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  59. High Kommissar

    June 15th, 2012

    VOO DOO WHOOO DOO, I gonna get’cha azz, baby

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  60. pink Floyd

    June 15th, 2012

    I’ll use BFH’s own words……

    “Idiots Find Another Way To Be Bigger Friggin Idiots”

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  61. Anonymous

    June 15th, 2012

    I swear that was him in the volkswagen passat darth vader commercial

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  62. Stirrin the B.S.

    June 15th, 2012

    Shazbot! Na noo Na noo

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  63. danny g

    June 15th, 2012

    the Forkid Tongue parteeeh

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  64. Ferny

    June 15th, 2012

    No! Mother said I’d been a good boy, so I don’t have to wear the helmet today!

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  65. Noelegy

    June 15th, 2012

    Peace on you!

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  66. Horrorman18

    June 15th, 2012

    These are special government issued titanium scissors and will destroy your rock

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  67. joe

    June 15th, 2012

    66 remarks here and I’m the only one with a white hand by my comment. I quit.

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  68. Bad Brad

    June 15th, 2012

    @Nunya, Great idea, except Barry, Biden, and Carney.
    Ah come on Fur ya gotta give that one a shot.

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  69. joe

    June 15th, 2012

    Mr. Hat, I apologize. I thought by the clear hand that I was being singled out for vigilante justice. Thanks for letting me post

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  70. BillyK

    June 16th, 2012

    Hey Moe blocked it with my hand…Nyuck, Nycuk, Nyuck
    Why cointenly…
    Chowder head

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  71. Michael W Perkins

    June 16th, 2012

    These arent the lies youve been looking for, move along….

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