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With Sarah In, We’ve Really Got A Horse Race Now

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  1. giamby

    June 14th, 2012

    I’ve always thought she looked like a horse.

    You’re not alone. Check this out: http://sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com/ - Irony

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  2. Commissar M

    June 14th, 2012

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  3. The Doktor

    June 14th, 2012

    If you’re to play with Leftists and immerse yourself in their mindset you must first renounce Reality and embrace the macabre.

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  4. Debbie

    June 14th, 2012

    Haha! Surprise ending there!

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  5. norman einstein

    June 14th, 2012

    @Irony, LOL. Perfect…and it had to be said.
    Those are the same people that believe Moose is a fashion icon, and teh Won is a genius. Need I say more?

    @Commissar, I couldn’t have made it through if I hadn’t read Debbie’s comment.
    From the YT comments, “She’s got a face like a foot.”

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  6. even steven

    June 14th, 2012

    When she was thirteen, her nose caught on fire. Thankfully, her mom was able to put it out with a croquet mallet.

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  7. Jeff

    June 14th, 2012

    Who and or what is Sarah Jessica Parker? She (and I use the term losely) has demonstrated a total disconnect from reality. I would not be suprised if she also believes that Elvis faked his own death.

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  8. beachmom

    June 14th, 2012

    That post title is funny! My grandmother always says she’s got a long horse face.

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  9. Nunya

    June 14th, 2012

    ROFL! SJP + horse race = I see what you did there :D Perfect ;)

    Exactly, the same lamestream media where Baraq created any job besides his own, where Mooch is well dressed, and SJP is pretty :P Bizarro World indeed

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  10. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    June 14th, 2012

    Excellent, irony!!

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  11. Corona

    June 14th, 2012

    She’s a man, baby!

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  12. Horrorman18

    June 14th, 2012

    ” He’s the guy that created 4 million jobs”…oh well then it must true…came right from the horse’s mouth

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  13. Cripes Suzette

    June 14th, 2012

    We all agree on her horse face. Frankly, I can’t get enough of the ropy veins in her hideous hands and feet.

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  14. Maudie N Mandeville

    June 14th, 2012

    Nice to mole you… meet you. Nice to meet you, Mole.

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  15. Efficacy

    June 14th, 2012

    The MSM also says Torri Spelling is hot and Pelosi is a brilliant leader and Val Jarrett is not a communist and Obamacaca is supremely intelligent.

    Not, WTF, BS, and hardy har har.

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  16. KS

    June 14th, 2012

    As a horse lover, I am offended by this comparison!

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  17. Blah Blah Blah

    June 14th, 2012

    AAAGGGHHH!!! It burns! It burns! *poke* *poke*

    Much better.

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  18. flip

    June 14th, 2012

    Must have been something in that Nelsonville water when she was a child.

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  19. Nunya

    June 14th, 2012

    Sarah Palin vs. Sarah Jessica Parker: how can two gals with the same first name be so different?

    Palin wins, in looks, brains, accomplishments, compassion, self-sufficiency, power, relevance, beautiful family, and hottie hetero hubby :D

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  20. Three Rivers

    June 14th, 2012

    Being dumb and unattractive is not something that’s achieved overnight. One must work hard to reach this level.

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  21. Kool Aid

    June 14th, 2012

    she is a true 1% amonngst humnan horses…..

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  22. muddjuice

    June 14th, 2012

    Okay. Somebody do that guy a favor and tell him that Sarah is a girl’s name.

    What?

    Really?

    Nevermind, I was just infomred that that’s a picture of a woman. I guess, if you say so Matthew. Whatever gets you to sleep at night…

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  23. Dr. Tar

    June 14th, 2012

    I’ll bet my money on the long nosed hag, somebody bet her husbands not gay.

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  24. chiefillinicake

    June 14th, 2012

    It’s not like she WAS hot and went to seed…

    She was a FUGLY child as well…

    http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/i/2011/05/18/sarah_jessica_parker_240.jpg&imgrefurl=http://popwatch.ew.com/2011/05/18/broadway-annie-casting-reality-show/&h=320&w=240&sz=34&tbnid=vjkt7nOn_LgdyM:&tbnh=186&tbnw=139&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dsarah%2Bjessica%2Bparker%2Bas%2Bannie%2Bimage%26tbm%3Disch%26tbo%3Du&zoom=1&q=sarah+jessica+parker+as+annie+image&usg=__z8le8v2cxvhE1zQlIYHOb5jB1PU=&docid=v2CTCH8kQPQSuM&hl=en&sa=X&ei=by_aT6aoCorC2wWU2IDUBg&ved=0CDwQ9QEwAA&dur=618

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  25. chiefillinicake

    June 14th, 2012

    That face of hers frightened my Avatar away!

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  26. norman einstein

    June 14th, 2012

    @Maudie, LMAO!

    @Three rivers, “Being dumb and unattractive is not something that’s achieved overnight.”

    She IS dumb as a post. I remember seeing her on one of the “talk shows” around Y2K, and she was scared the world would end at midnight on 31/12/99.
    So…she took all her money out of the bank and hid it somewhere “safe”. Then she forget where she’d put it. I shit you not.

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  27. beachmom

    June 14th, 2012

    I wonder if she could get any more black eye sh*t around her eyes?

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  28. HooHooNayNay

    June 14th, 2012

    Dr. Tar, the question is, was her husband gay before he married her, or did it surface after?

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  29. Roscoe P. Soultrane

    June 14th, 2012

    Ugly as a mud fence. Got a face like three days of bad weather.

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  30. K of MiB

    June 14th, 2012

    @Jeff: “I would not be suprised if she also believes that Elvis faked his own death.”

    Elvis is not dead; he just went home.

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  31. Catherine the Great

    June 14th, 2012

    @KS: “As a horse lover, I am offended by this comparison!”

    As am I.

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  32. Cruisin' Cat

    June 14th, 2012

    “The Pale Goblin”

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  33. Toaster

    June 14th, 2012

    One of the guys on the UK tv show “Top Gear” said ” …she looks like a boiled horse…” which got a round of laughter from the audience.

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  34. Sarge

    June 14th, 2012

    So Obama is Mister Big now?

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  36. Death_By_Farts

    June 18th, 2012

    Would someone please fucking explain to me why Hollywood celebs are so liberal when they wouldn’t be who they are today WITHOUT CAPITOLISM???

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  37. Frosteetoes

    June 19th, 2012

    SJP, why the long face?

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